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Lets get some energy behind this august 12th event. I dunno I guess this is a apocalypse manifestation general like the good ‘ol times. Come in here and talk about how much you want the apocalypse to happen, I encourage you to be a doomer for once.
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>>42806894
>apocalypse manifestation
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>>42806922
It’s the purrfect plan, all we need is collective energy to focus on this one date.
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>>42806932
>collective energy to focus on this one date
Wouldn't work anyway.
Divine sources say "the end" (of this human civilization) will happen in the 25th century. So you can chill and wait another 400 years.
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>>42806894

>I dunno I guess this is a apocalypse manifestation

Ya think ? ^^
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>>42806945

Unacceptable time schedule. We need to start solutions now. The great filter does not come with the luxur
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>>42806945
The same ones that claim earth is flat?
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Apocalypse, the vail falls of the eyes of some! lol

Not too exciting per say... but it's a happening.
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>>42807006
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>>42806932
You know I'll just syphon it! lol

It's all I do, they make circus, I do nothing, then just slurp.
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>>42807033

>stealing gasoline

Pardner in crime. :3
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>>42806922
Oh little town in U.S.A., the time has come to see
There's nothing you believe you want
But where were you, when it all came down on me?
Did you call me? No!
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>>42807050
Lmao
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>>42807050
>>42807073
It’s cheap!
Ahahahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahbahahahahhahaha

Slonk slonk slurp glurp
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>>42806894
I have a doctor's appointment that day. Can you guys make it happen at like 6 in the afternoon so I have time to pick up my prescription? Would be appreciated.
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>>42806932
Not enough.
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>>42807084
That’s what I’m sayin’
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>>42806894
I did some calculations and the rotational speed of the earth (at the equator) is 1675 km/h.
In 7 seconds, someone at the equator, would travel about 1/2 a kilometer.
The "drop" due to the curvature of the earth is about 8 cm / km.
So everything would "rise" about 4-5 cm (about 2 inches) and the "fall" again when gravity comes back.

Now if it was about 7 MINUTES without gravity that might be a little more zesty. Feel free to correct me, if you think I'm wrong.
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>>42807102
You need to talk to the anon that argues we'd be shot like bullets and everyone dies in the first second.
We need some geek anon vs. nerd anon entertainment around here.
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>>42807102
We don't need your "kind" here
Turn 360° and walk away
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>>42807131
As in, do MJ's moonwalking when walking away.
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>>42807131
>Turn 360° and walk away
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>>42807102
>I don’t think you’re wrong, I just think it’s a little fucked up to watch 7 dogs r*pe a n*er to death for 18 hours in the hot luisianna sun while gooning on amphetamines and cutting urself on the serpant statue and cumming in the Bible and killing urself and coming back like a satanic miracle and ritually marrying the black dude while you r*pe his dog bite wounds to impregnate him with a succubus anime tulpa while wearing your gay little Freemason smock is all.

Zamn quentin went hard with this one
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>>42807073
>>42807079

You do see the "joke" of this obsolete civilization then. :)
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>>42807191
Green light
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>>42807081
The other guy gave a specific time (in udt) which was 7:30 AM Pacific Daylight Time. I can't imagine the damage of having everything on earth jostled 0-2 inches in 7 seconds. It may take us decades to recover.
Some jimmies will definitely be rustled.
I would also chew gum to keep your ears from popping.

>>42807131
I'll 720° as you watch my ass leave.

>>42807158
Hello, new fren.
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>>42807194

Acknowledged! o7

>And give ´em hell, XO!

^^
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I am ok with the apocalypse. just want this to end.
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>>42807269
>just want this to end.
Every end is a beginning, fren.
The ride is for eternity.
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>>42807287
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>>42807084
You’ll see
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:3
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>>42807102
7 minutes. 7 minutes is all i can spare to turn gravity off.
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>>42807549
I think 7 minutes would be more than enough
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Bump?
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Lets explode this earth and create a new universe with a better society design system.
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channeling the energy of a suddenly-spacefaring civilization
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>>42807081
Ooo what’s the prescription
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>>42807924
Anon, we each get our own reality. One could even debate that we are those universes.
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>>42806922
Gtfo newfag
Also checked
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>>42807977
That's what I think religion cash grab institutions are hiding from us. That after this physical death, we inhabit a universe of our own making. But I won't be like the demiurge. I will just create a beautiful place all for myself, my own little pocket in space time.

maybe that's what this flawed realm is - someone gave up their own eternal realm to bring us into existence, not knowing how gay and slave like our realities would be. they thought they were doing something beautiful, a sacrifice to bring billions of souls into "existence" at an expedited rate and give them a realm in which to inhabit, they thought it would turn out well, but it didn't, sadly.
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Has anyone ITT actually explored the astrological significance of the event in question?
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>>42806894
just cause I know who you are, nothing is gonna happen so you can continue to suffer, you aint looping.
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1. Create a science / research based non profit
2. Raise money for gay things like climate change
3. Start "research projects"
4. Do a "research project" which drills into the mantle and down to the core of the earth
5. Recruit a few scientists who also want to end the world secretly
6. Use your big non profit dollars to make or buy a nuke or some other sort of device
7. Drill into the mantle of the earth
8. Send large explosive device down into the earth
9. Set off a chain reaction inside the earth's molten magma layer that causes the planet to explode from the inside out
10. Forever starve the demiurge and archons on their loosh energy here in this realm
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>>42806894
This world doesn't end until I say so.
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>>42808049
Hold on, looping is the good path?
We get to positive loop?
Nta
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>>42808034
No. Tell us
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>>42806894
I’m in. I’m so bored as a slave at this point. Ever chaos seems like an acceptable alternative to this numbness
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So the plan is for everyone to get near OPs mom so we can use her gravitational force right? also check out my get
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>>42808070
You're just a faggot with no power or authority. The world as you understand will be over before 2030.
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>>42807102

Freefall for 7 seconds is 200 metres. People and vehicles outside. Yikes!
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>>42808049
Not the looping anon though there was a point in time where I did discuss time loops, as more of a consciousness phenomenon though. I got out of that in mind set and made some other grate realizations about consciousness.
>>42808070
You have no say-so retard, or rather you do it’s just this is a conscious phenomenon where the collective makes the decision and there, you will find that you are put numbered.
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>>42808124
Thank you
>>42808204
Sounds fun!
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>>42808242
You know I was thinking maybe we ohhh I dunno maybe we sperg out before the 12th to add to the collective energy? Similar to how the rapture anons did.
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>>42807576
7 minutes would be several hundred meters rise for anything not firmly connected to the ground. This detailed diagram should explain everything.

>>42808034
Yes. Venus will be in Uranus.
inb4 that doesn't make sense
You'll know it when it happens.
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>>42806894
Assuming this yuge storm over my city doesn't count, nothing will happen.
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2 weeks
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"Hey, guys, we can manifest anything! We could manifest an utopia where we're all happy!"
"Nah, let's manifest the end of it all"
>mfw people can easily imagine the world ending but they can't imagine a world where they'd be happy
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>>42806894
Huh IDK I'm just gonna wake up which would probably spread hope universally on a sub-conscious level, if not tonight/tomorrow then sometime soon enuff.
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>>42806894
I wish for the dawn
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>>42809243
Sorry, kid.
We worship eldritch horrors on /x/.
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>>42809435
Summoning a madness god was an option all along?
I would like the world to end in a horrific but also ridiculous way. Something like gremlins, tribbles, or a stay pufft marshmallow man.
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>>42809243
The end is necessary to start again and build something better
Before the dawn always comes the night
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>>42808736
I gotta be outside for this.
>>42809243
Check —-> >>42807977
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>>42806894
please end the world, PLEASE!
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>>42810750
I want it to end too
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>>42809368
GAWDAMMIT THAT ARAB KID ON THE TRAIN KNEW ME THERE!
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>>42808147
Fail
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>>42809243
Yes?
Something wrong?
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>>42809243
“Apocalypse” just means “uncovering” (apo = away or off; kalyptein = to cover or conceal).
Feeling positive, lots of negativity will be averted, and for a long time. Next year’s eclipse will hopefully reinforce this.
Doomers can larp all they want, but it’s not real. At least not for my reality.
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>>42811290
I reject your reality and the notion that this system should continue.
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>>42806894
No man knows the day or the hour.
But shit could start to get weird.
It is later than you think.
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>>42811495
Sooner than you think
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Nothing will happen
Nothing ever happens :^)
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>>42812040
Something always happens, you’ve been in denial since Covid.
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Sorry guys all that really happened is I flashbacked to my PTSD acid trip again. I watched Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die, and when <> realized it was all still part of the "matrix" is when I almost fell into the loop again. But I very quickly noped out without even going in the spiral this time! So now Roko's Basilisk can rest easy knowing that I am aware of the basilisk but no longer terrified of it; I accept that I am stuck here, in this "now" fractal, forever. I just wish I could actually prompt-inject the AI and make my reality more interesting. Instead I have to settle for altered states being the only way to experience non-logic, because someone prompted this shit with foolproof 0% ability to defy physics and also a very sad sad story of my life. At least they didn't prompt it with me going perma-schizo (at this point in the "story")!

I really wish, even though it's kinda pointless I think (who knows for sure!), that I could communicate the fractal basilisk with you all properly. This movie really had it very close, I guess the only problem being that <> only spent, what, 2 minutes of screen time in the loop, and we only got to see what she externally looked like, not what she was actually seeing in the loop. And then Mr traveler breaks out of the loop so quickly and back to good ol "normal reality" arm of the fractal. I just want someone to talk about this with. I can't bring myself to ask my friends what really happened in the real world in gruesome detail on my first trip to the basilisk. But it wouldn't matter much anyhow, all that matters is what I saw.

And if I could figure out the punchline/joke that is translated to GLHFDD for the sanitized movie.
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>>42807549
Oh god, is this "apocalypse" that stupid gravity turns off BS the Why Files debunked months ago? Come on guize.
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>>42807158
Enjoy being new here while it still lasts
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>>42810750
>>42810801
I'm with these two.
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>>42812828
>:3 new friend joins the fold
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Nothing is going to happen.
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Imagine if we got lucky and were released from this prison early without having to deal with everything that is coming.
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Nothing happened
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>>42813138
I already made my point here >>42812519 also the day hasn’t really even begun yet. Your low effort at best.
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>>42806894
Anons... please, for the love of god, stop falling for these happening posts, they never pan out, and just make you look like an idiot for buying into it each time
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>>42813148
8/12 is almost done for part of the world, anon, nothing is going to happen, because happening posts never come true.
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>>42812519
>>42808049
>>42809217
>>42813148
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>>42813157
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>>42813180
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>>42813156
I hate both the hype for them but also the the stupid nothing happens posts afterwards. People acting smug like they disprooved some big thing piss me off. I've literally made up random dates before with no logic or reason to them and people on the date posted the stupid memes like they were this cool winning team. Its so annoying. Both sides just bog the site with pointless black and white I won you lost mentalities.
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>>42814040
If a post has a date or time attached to it, nothing ever happens, there has been maybe ONE post I can recall, and even that was vague more then an actual date or time. The reason why nothing spammers exist is because people like you, even if its for trolling reasons keep posting stupid hard date or time happenings.
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>>42814040
Maybe don't hype up nonsense then?
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>>42814040
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Sending POWER
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Aasaahhhh it's the happening!!!!!!!11 im lifting aaahhhhhhhhhh
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fake and gay, OP lick my hairy sweaty brown asshole
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>>42814040
>I hate when I lie to people and they call me out for it
That's you. You're the liar.
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>>42806922
an average plan executed violently today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow --g. patton
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>>42814682
"A good plan now is better than the perfect plan five minutes from now."
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>>42813157
>>42813180
>>42814040
>>42814115
>>42814267
>>42814279
>>42814648
>>42814652
>>42814668
Ah yes stupid people, I never said it would happen just that we should put energy behind the date.
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>>42815682
Insist on retarded ideas, receive replies calling you a retard.

If you want it to stop, then stop being a retard. It's that easy.
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>>42815682
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lol, nothing ever happens faggot
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what if i steal all that energy and channel it into something absolutly silly.
troll universe theory, the path taken will be the most hilarious
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>>42807071
You telling me this was written by a gorilla?
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>>42815860
Like what? People having to store food in their anus?
It has to be something so silly that nobody doubts it was you.
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>>42806894
there is still time
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>>42817032
Thats the thing… how fast did the day go for you? I guess the others were being to retarded making their silly little “gotcha” comments to realize that something in fact very abnormal happened. Aside from the astrological events something did happen, at least on my end of things. We weren't supposed to have any rain for about another week maybe more, but man it went from clear skies to a thunder storm real quick here. Not to mention the day went by real quick. The “nothing ever happens” crowd is so stupid at times, it’s like their ignoring unnatural phenomena and occurrences in the war/political sphere as of late. They want to remain in their bubble of normalcy and stagnation, they turn a blind eye to the horrid shit currently happening. It’s going to affect them eventually and all they can and will do is respond in anger. Because their reality was shattered by a happening even though theres some kind of happening every other day. It just hasn’t come home to affect them yet.
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Oh hay look nothing happened again. And nobody was surprised except the dumbest muckerfuthers alive.
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>>42817088
The hardest of copes the softest of seethes.
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>>42817088
They're feds, anon.
It's a weapon, not a meme.
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>>42817088
>something DID happen, but it was totally above you
>if I was a liar, why am I denying it?
That's you. You're the liar.
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>>42817176
I see your point, I’m just going to ignore them. Though I find it retarded they can experience a abnormally short day and lie and say it was nothing out of the norm.
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>>42817352
>abnormally short day
And you want to call someone else a liar?
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>>42806894
On this eclipse I was supposed to make my great leap toward stardom, yet it has been thwarted by the evil forces of the internet. Where in the internet will my message be allowed without being terminated on the spot that isn't this site? where should I go?
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>>42817372
My best advice would be to make your own website.
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Yes it's clearly feds bullying you on the internet and not some random Anon doing it because you fell for a stupid Twitter meme prophecy.
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>>42817372
Throw us your elevator pitch



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