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If God cares so much about the sanctity of life, why did he put the vagina next to the butthole? New life and literal, actual shit - a substance which is disgusting, filthy, and to be discarded, the lowest of the low, bodily waste - originate from the same zip code. This is God's "beautiful design"? That should tell you something about how "God" values material life when the better part of a lot of people ran down the crack of their momma's ass and became a brown stain on the carpet. Both the most loving act you could do with another person and the result of that act, a child, now gets conflated with dirtyness by association. A man pees out of his penis and a woman shits right next to where she gets penetrated with that penis. And then when she gives birth, there is a chance that the woman will crap herself in the process. The exact same muscles used to deliver the baby also empty the rectum. What a statement, that is, by God.

This one recently came to me in an insight, but I am certain there are many more hidden secrets to the body. Easter eggs that the Demiurge has left behind to encode metaphysical truths. I continue look for them but another one of these secrets is flat Earth being encoded by the human eye if you rotate a model of the eye such that it's facing upwards. I credit that one to the broader internet.
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>>42808415
Ok where would you put it smartass
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Whoops! Looks like they forgot about ears. This realm is phonetic, son.
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>>42808438

not there. i wouldn't have started with physical matter either. ever heard of astral sex?
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>>42808415
shit is beautiful and even appetizing to both bacteria and flies - all of which are life forms. if anything he would prioritize shit because its crowded with far more life forms than most places and acts as fertilizer
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>>42808438
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>>42808415
Like marriage. Jews are apparently so demented about fornication when all women these days have had cum sprayed in their ass, mouth, and pussyhole and all over their faces. Imagine being the guy who says "I love you" and kisses them on the lips and "I do" on their wedding day. They made prostitution illegal. You know why? Because they enjoy sexually enslaving people and they make a lot of money doing it. If it became legal it would fuck up those criminal organizations that have sway over our politicians. Then you get divorce robbed and raped by Masonic judges because of your whore wife who was brainwashed by lizards on social media, all serving the same wicked agenda. I know you see the strings.
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i'm not a believer but i feel like if it was divine design its just that the vagina and butthole are both used for getting rid of waste, which in of themselves are neutral. it's a bit gross yeah but that's just by typical standards
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>>42808415
>a substance which is disgusting, filthy, and to be discarded, the lowest of the low, bodily waste
There's your problem opinion.
God isnt so concerned about shit.
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>>42808415
Why did he put Gabriel so close to my pp
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>>42808767
Wait, what?
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>>42808751

I'm glad I read the Bible myself so that it is apparent to me that people like you don't know anything. Pic-related verses are literally talking about God not wanting to see shit. He clearly doesn't like it. Why do you need verses to know crap is undesirable?
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>>42809681
>I read the Bible
Why would you do that to learn about God?
Jews dont know anything.
>Why do you need verses to know crap is undesirable?
I dont need what other people write at all.
I look around at God's creation, and see that God has zero problems with shit.
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>>42808415
You've seen the hubris we are capable of. Now picture if humans hadnt their bodily functions to remind them of their conection to nature and mortality.
Also it makes perfect sense for exits to be down there because of gravity/biomechanics. You think yourself a better engineer than God lol
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>>42808669
Yes, yes. This design is far superior.
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>>42808415
Wait till you learn he combined the reproductive organ and anus of many species, it's called having a cloaca.
>>42809915
>You think yourself a better engineer than God lol
Everything here is retarded and designed to break down easily, and to produce lots of suffering from beginning to end.
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>See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes.
>Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through.
>But then you got your assholes, anon.
>And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.
>So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks.
>But dicks also fuck assholes, anon!
>And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get?
>You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
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>>42809983
>Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.
>But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.
>The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that.
>But sometimes, pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes
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>>42808415
For my pleasure
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>>42808669
AU Steven Universe kek
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>>42810032
Huh. Always wondered how Steven’s dad impregnated that gem.
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>>42808415
If you respect God why do you allow the words of men to come between you and your own direct observation of the existing universe provided by your conceptual God?
The reality is that even the concept of God has been provided to you by human men.. and they were not sincerely offering you knowledge.
Take it upon yourself to perceive that which does exist. You are capable of perceiving more than you know

Go further into the process of vision into the model created within the brain. They are four dimensional.. and inverted. Scale is the human observation of the fourth dimension.. distance changes relative scale. Can you find the other dimensions? They are equally tangible up through several more before they become incoherent to human concept



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