Something weird happened to me the other day while I was doing laundry and I don't want the redditors using me to farm their gay little karma points or whatever, so I'm posting here instead. First off I wanna get this out of the way; I don't do drugs at all, and while I do like getting drunk, I was stone cold sober.>Be me>Wake up in the middle of the night to piss>Remember that I have to work in 3 hours and realize I forgot to do laundry>Rush to the coin laundry and get my load in the machine>Homeless guy there also>For some reason this place has claw machines and gacha machines, but also one of those coin pusher machines where you put your quarters in and hope you're the lucky one to get the big stack to fall.>Except the guy who owns the place put $5, $10, and $20 bills in there.>Still have to pee>Go use their public toilet>Come out just in time to see the homeless guy phase his hand through the glass and take a couple of the 20s>Sees me, panics>I also panic>He runs>Obviously I go check the machine to see if I was hallucinating or if the machine was somehow unlocked or maybe the glass was broken>Nope, locked and fully intact>Finish laundry and go back home, completely bewildered>Call off work because I can't stop thinking about this>Currently sitting on the toilet, still thinking about thisHave you guys ever seen a person do some shit you just can't explain? I don't wanna use the term "superpowers" because it's cringe, but I'm feeling here trying to rationalize what I saw.Pic related, it's the machine in question, or at least a close approximation.
>>42814356>Have you guys ever seen a person do some shit you just can't explain?No, but I have seen people doing so-called "supernatural" things. I can explain them. If science can't it's their problem.
>>42814356 It's either an enlightened homeless sage, anon, or something non-human in a skin suit. Regardless, you've already failed. Coincidences don't exist.
>>42814434>It's either an enlightened homeless sage, anon, or something non-human in a skin suitOr just a psychic.
>>42814457>psychicGo b2R*ddit faggot
>>42814457>I saw the future >And the future was me getting 20 bucks
>>42814356I can't speak for people with super-powers, but I saw a guy with no face once. My whole family were in the car, I was very young at the time, and I see a guy in a hoodie with no face walking with another guy. I proceed to call it out, and my entire family loses their minds because they saw it too.In terms of what happened with you, I think it's possible you hallucinated it. I'm also not a drug user, but I've seen some very strange stuff, like waking up and seeing my dead father looking in through my window. I've told people about this, and it freaks them out, they think I've seen his ghost or something. But I'm not a superstitious person, so it never bothered me. I literally just went back to sleep.Even if it is real, this homeless dude is obviously using his powers for a quick 20 bucks, so either way I wouldn't worry.
>>42814356There was/is no glass. There was/is no $20 bill. There is energy and frequency originating from consciousness.
