Today is Earth's first happening.All evil people will be sent to hell.All good people will be sent to heaven.
There is a crime being committed on Earth, all evil criminals will be punished for up to 800 years.This will occur in the next 2 hours.
>>42822529What about the people who are neither?What about the people outside of Earth?
>>42822535People who are alien are next on my mind.You have to be either one or the other.
>>42822541It happens today, good people will finally be saved and rewarded.We will go on to be the best civilization.
>>42822529And who decides who is good and who is evil?
>>42822548It will be clear in less than 2 hours.
>>42822529Ty for the new apu. Wagmi because we aren't evil :]
>>42822572I guarantee evil will suffer for 400-800 years in less than 2 hours.I'll also repair and reward good people.(This is the last day of evil).
>>42822579I will bet you $800.35 that it won't happen.
https://youtu.be/6gRgEgvTuvg?si=p9ly7Jy_X2j_uFv3We've all done things yall....Getting out of this life clean means you never had to fight to surviveWho is more just?The dragon who was abused from childhood yet overcame the force of the world?Or the dragon who never knew evil. Never faced it. Never got its claws dirty and bloody. Was never tested. Never challenged.
>>42822579alright, FUCK YEAH GET EM
>>42822583Every second I operate, I gain massive amounts of power.
>>42822548Do you really want to ask such a question?
>>42822529Nothing ever happens.Hell and heaven are a human concept, therefore fake and gay.
>>42822604Less than 1 hour remain.Hell is imminent.
>>42822623i'm counting on you OP, we need a clean slate
>>42822529Correct, the events were set in motion 2 days ago during the eclipse. Positivity has been flowing from the Earth ever since. Evil shall perish for at least 2000 years. Everyone else will go where they belong.
>>42822529Wrong. Evil people will be sent to heaven if they believe the Bible, and good people will be sent to hell if they don't. Faith is the determining factor, not the quality of ones spirit. The Bible makes this pretty clear.
>>42822548"Good people" means Mormons. Everyone who isn't a Mormon is going to hell, even if they were a Mormon for their entire life up until yesterday.
are we there yet?when nothing happens, can OP please livestream himself taking his fucking meds?
>>42822529Even if it's true, how can you still expect anyone to believe this at this point?
donald trump is still here and still president, don't think it worked.
>>42822773>when nothing happens, can OP please livestream himself taking his fucking meds?Never. He'll start saying basically the same thing again in about six weeks.
>>42822780We've still technically got twenty six minutes to see if he's a liar or not.
welp
My dream says it will take 3 hours.It's been 1 hour and a bit.Just relax, if you're a good person. All evil will suffer for 400 years in the next hour and a half.
>>42822789Then why did you say "in the next two hours" an hour and thirty eight minutes ago? Why didn't you say in the next five hours?
>>42822789>My dream says it will take 3 hours.>>42822531>This will occur in the next 2 hours.already moving the time window?> all evil criminals will be punished for up to 800 years.> All evil will suffer for 400 years you can't even keep your schizo shit consistent? this is a new low even for schizo prediction threads.
>>42822789How do we know that in an hour and a half you won't push it back a few hours again?
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it's ovuh
2 more weeks
>>42822789I'm really curious as to what you get out of doing this. All bullshit aside, what is it that drives you to come up with this stuff? You obviously know that it's a lie, hence the fact that you chicken out when the original window of time that you gave yourself starts to run out. I just want to know what is going through your mind that drives you to type this stuff up when you know that it isn't real.
>>42822817this is what 99% of the people on this board doevery day, just making up shit, playing pretendjust for the opportunity to interact with someone on the internet because they don't interact with anyone in real life
>>42822822>>42822824wtf just happened? I seen this post before i posted mine, yet its saying that my post was posted 6 seconds before yours.
>>42822825oh he deleted it, what a fucking troll
>>42822827probably deleted original post due to a spelling error and reposted it
>>42822827I posted both. I deleted the first one because I didn't like the fact that the third line of the post consisted of only one word. Don't ask why.Why are there so many liars on this board? Is it boredom?
>>42822835it's loneliness
>>42822842Well I'm lonely too and I've never felt the need to lie about the world ending or fabricate phenomena that never happened because of it, so it has to be something more than that.
hello barkon
1 hr remains.
OP here
>>42822529Does jerking off count as being "evil"?I kinda had my next hour planned out but I could rearrange my schedule. (Nothing too kinky, just vanilla lesbians spanking each other.)
Ok
two more hours?
>>42822967OP hereEvil ded soon.
>>42823076
Has it happend already?
>>42822789Are you going to admit that you lied now or what?
No.
>t-t-two... m-m-more... w-w-weeks...>t-t-two... m-m-more... b-b-bro
did you get em op?
>>42826081No.It might be today...
>>42826088I'm not one that asks for sources but... exactly where did you get this idea op
>>42822773lole
>>42826088
Repent.
You will pay the price for the full crime- if you're evil.
>>42822529I'm still here. Is this hell?
>>42822960 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. -JesusPorn bad, you are transgressing against others when you wank it to porn.Porn also changes your brain and makes you more adhd-ish type retarded and your perception of reality is very nigger-ish.When you watch porn, you essentially start to see women like a fat guy sees pancakes, or a nigger sees a unlocked bike, it creates an unnatural obsession that hemorrhages your finite willpower, even if you resist in the moment, the consequences manifest later in different ways when you do run out of willpower.If you're gonna wank it, do it without porn or fantasies.
Earth's first happening is today.
>>42829685I don't like 'these people'. I consider 'them' criminal enemies. I target them for Lightframe war. I couldn't give a shit who/what I'm with or am doing.
say something, i'm giving up on you
I don't commit crimes. Firstly, any 'job this could be'- I do not accept.You will be terminated.
>>42830352In fact. I'll leave it up to my mind. If you deserve any respect, it will be given. I won't attack you. If my mind thinks I should, however, I will.
>>42829044Yes. The rapture has already happened. We're the ones left behind
>>42830360Sorry if rude.You do some of the most disgusting stuff.I'm not exactly feeling anything friendly from your relaxation of crime.I may or may not attack you depending on what my brain chooses.
>>42830367It's your fault anyway.You're not producing anything likable or that isn't pushing me over the edge of madness.I have to consider things like safety, prosperity. I leave it up to my brain.
>>42822529God raped me in a stunlocked series of overture melodic sequences yoyoma was playing in my asshole and destroyed me I was forced to jerk off on a charter fishing boat in 2024 which ruined my marriage and I spent 2 years in a inpatient / holding facility where I was forced to sexually assault inanimate objects to prolonge my loosh window for the world of forms to enhance my dick.
>>42822529Nothing ever happens.
>>42830516dude, quit pushing your erotic novel here
