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ATTENTION: telepathic cancer cures
your ACanon free healer with 100% LookupTable capability!
I have obtained the ability to cure disease telepathically. You need only post here and ask: by merely entering my sphere of influence I can find you and operate.
Preference for Cancer, single-point organ failure (eg diabetes) and lady-ailments such as endometriosis, however it appears ALL diseases are visible even if their theoretical basis isn't understood yet. Psychiatric ailments are CURABLE and schizo-demons can be REMOVED. If you challenge me to "guess my disease" your results will suck. DON'T GIVE ME YOUR NAME, LookupTable DOESN'T NEED IT
Tentatively attempting HIV cures but pending results that the viral load drops.
I will attempt to post this every night and you are implored to return with updates.

acanon-cures@protonmail.com
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>>>/adv/34844138 >>>/adv/34842986
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>>42848174
Hello venezuelan friend! Thank you for pointing these out. I should be careful if they run the risk of not "helping the ACanon effort" but these both have obvious work available so I will provide it.

For everyone else: I have been studying how to efficiently work. Fewer, smaller rituals at night for when the work doesn't finish "in the moment". Cures for breast and prostate cancer are GUARANTEED due to simplicity, and everything else is a matter of theory but I RISE UP to encounter any disease theory in the world.
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Stop cursing people.
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Can you use your telepathic abilities to force wealth into my life peacefully. Coukd you at least try please
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>>42850286
Hello! You are predisposed to one negative social interaction every day - if this had been more substantial or 100% true, it would be called "schizophrenia". But you don't want to be even 5% schizo, do you?
I will set your capacities into something more straightforward, and you will live a happier life. If you have anything more specific to ask, afterwards, then just ask!
>>42850239
Sorry friend, it crossed a threshold where I understood really everything about everyone (and the 100% Lookup is pretty useful too). If you have a specific ailment for resolution in the good name of Jesus Christ, please let me know - you can even post anonymously, so nobody will know!
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Can you talk about how you will make things.more.straigjt forward ? And you were saying you see me as 5% schizo. No I don't want that. Can you align my life to winning a major jackpot? Or at least altering a mindset to feeling wealthy even with nothing.
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>>42850390
You don't live in a world where "being made lucrative" is a realistic telepathic goal, or else I'd do it to myself. But "being rendered less schizophrenic", or more socially interactive, is a very real effect to me. I am going to modify the geometry of you, yourself, until everyone you meet is less inclined to become an enemy (or at best, less inclined to say "what a schizo I hate this guy for what he just said to me") until everything you offer to your friends and surrounding entrepreneurs is positivity instead.

After all you should never use the word "positivity", or else you'll come off as a faggot, but positivity is the best thing you can have in your life.
And never let anyone think about you to only conclude: "he's a schizo".
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Thank you, that sounds like good things. Would playing with demons help wealth?
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>>42850469
No, sorry, (and if you play with Moloch instead then I will smite you and you'll just choke one day and never come up.)

If you're so interested - I have to sleep soon, but I'll return tomorrow and find a real substantial solution for you not involving Moloch.
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I'm interested in what you can come up with to help my Dreams become reality.
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>>42850334
Can you smite me instead? I don't want to be "cured".
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>>42845773
This is bullshit
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>>42850576
oh my GOD you blondheaded Swedeners are all the literal exact same. You got that 10% of a nation's phenotype which is delegated to empowering everyone who isn't yourself, to your eventual emotional deficit exactly like Kurt Cobain. (but 30% milder than his depression, at least.)
You all even POST in my threads with basically the same format.
So, you will be cured of depression, even though you're uniquely a Femanon compared to the others. And you will live a happy life and make many Reindeer-eating babies just the same as yourself.
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>>42850602
You are a moron.
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>>42850632
And you, sir, are a good scientist even though the USA CIA has obviously considered psychic abilities serious enough to name whole programs after them. (CIA STARGATE to be specific)
Yes, sir, shit happens every 40 years causing one person or a select few to become psychically capable "above and beyond the call of duty" until they're walking into coffeeshops and witnessing everyone spontaneously getting cured of cancer and heart ailments BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE EASIEST SHAPES FOR ME TO COGNIZE, AREN'T THEY?

Now, listen. I live in admiration of you, because you are a good Scientist.

But I have to return to my Foodservice job in the morning so - for everyone else's sake, just take your ailment and post it, and pretend it wasn't you that used the word "moron", mmkay? And I'll cure it.
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>>42850682
Yeah, you are a moron. Please keep your curses to yourself.



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