> be me> /x/ anon, feb 22 2017 ~2am> random thread drops: "24489 taken approx 24mi NW of Luke AFB"> pic of yellow scaly reptilian alien selfie in desert> black eyes locked on camera, looks too fucking real> thread goes nuclear for 30 seconds> whole site crashes, thread 404d> original pic wiped and banned from the net ever since> only fakes and disinfo left> anyone got the real one? post it bros
>>42884601Imagine, that was the best joke /x/ made in nearly 10 years.
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>>42884623>looks too fucking realwell, no
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>>42884601Dammit, I just posted it in the wrong thread:>>42884683It was a real photo of a Marvin from Loony Tunes plush toy in the desert, nobody had reposted it until today because noone would believe it was this all along.
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>>42884622It was /pol/. I don’t know why people like OP keep spreading this bullshit about it starting on /x/. I was there. It was funny until everyone took it so seriously.
websitecrash in 3...2...1...
>>42884601It was this but in extremely high quality. The proof that this is the real one is that no high quality version of this specific picture exists. There have been ai generated versions similar to this made recently but none are even close to how detailed the original was.
>>42886061>>42886061>The proof that this is the real one is that no high quality version of this specific picture existsThat's a proof against you, though, where's the anon that uploaded it? Why didn't he have the HQ version and why couldn't he upload it?I mean, you can't say the entire internet recognizes the file and shuts it down, because if it doesn't recognize this one, it wouldn't recognize one that was the original but slightly smaller.And since when has this been the original? I don't remember that claim happening in previous threads, there were several under discussion, all with many things this one has missing, it's like now a group of anons agree on this one, unless it's just you, a bro that thinks he's legion.
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>>42884601it still pisses me off so much because I WAS THERE ON THAT THREADbut i was onto other things with the TAB open.so when i came back i tried to update it got 404d.then i shrugged it off BUT articles came out saying 4chan was shut down bc of ayy pic.HOLY SHIT I MISSED IT.one of the biggest misses.but i was there on that thread at the time and it was not closed just not updated.you guys are soooo unlucky.if i were there in time, you'd never have this mystery or trouble.i'd have regularly posted it to resolve ur frustration.and i don't make BS lies or do stupid larps.
>>42884601I saw it, here's a recreation I made by hand. It looks very similar to the picture >>42886061posted. Just a smaller neck, the tree is on the left side, and one eyed was hyper focused.
>>42886452The closest recreation I have ever seen besides mine, is this one. Remember, his mouth is agape and he's a thirsty boy.
>>42884601>anyone got the real one? post it brosI've never seen it on here, I saw the original thread and looked at the pic for a few seconds and then closed it (it did give me the creeps) but yeah nobody has ever posted the original pic since (I'll know it by the skin texture, nothing I've seen since comes close)
>>42884601A While back i went looking, and all i found from the time-period was a single /pol/ thread by a turkish guy, nothing else, to be clear if it was real it would've been alot more than a single turkish guy
>>42884790Hoh Lee Shi's Law: Inevitably, No matter how stupid the claim or belief is, someone will believe it to be true.
>>42886061desu I still don't know what the story behind "the real one" is exactly, all I know is I remember threads with the high def version of this image and it's one of a few things I've seen online that genuinely sent a chill through me.
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>>42888078this might be the highest res
>>42886071Have you even you heard the story about the original before? All your questions have already been answered.>>42859292>>42864218>>42865301>>42870993>>42879567
>>42888270No it was way more higher resolution, than that, like it looked like it was taken with a HDR camera, it was too real>>42888257this one is good has the colours more accurate but still not enough detail
was this the year there sightings of horten wing flying over israel likely with two pilot in light compression high altitude suit
>>42889372pic? proof? source?
>Raises saturation by 256>>Other anon: the colors are more accurate!>Should try raising saturation by 1024 next time
>>42890274You seem angry. Why?
>>42890396Because these "improvements" make it look way more cartoonish and worthy of being hand-drawn by Disney, getting far away from anything possibly realistic, and these other anons cheer them up.
>>42888270that is an owl eye
>>42887428That's not true. I've seen the pic get posted from time to time. The threads just get instantly nuked.
>>42890508>I've seen the pic get posted from time to time, I always save a copy, but decide to delete it later every single time
You so funny, at this point that picture has been scrubbed from the internet. People who have it downloaded it on there computers, phones, etc somehow discover it's mysteriously dissappeared. If your device is connected to the internet it gets deleted. That's probably why it hasn't been posted on here for a while, it's a more recent thing. At one point some people were doing various edits, image formats, etc to get past social media censors but it still gets deleted eventually. I have heard some people might have it on an off network hard drive somewhere, but who knows at this point, it's been nearly 10 years.
>>42890549Every time this happens for real, the Streisand's Effect takes over, and the more people try to hide something, the more famous and viral it becomes.I've seen so many things like this that I didn't even care about, because of their censorship, in the attempt to eradicate them from the internet, things become famous and even my family that doesn't speak english get to see it.I remember one that had spies from the middle east that risked their lives if someone knew their appearances, and it was insta-deleted from Twitter and Facebook and other place if it was detected.But that's the reason I got to know about it and see it.That's why I don't believe this narrative of the alien photo, if that was real most people would have a hard drive offline with a copy of it, me included.
someone post the real fucking image how hard can it be.
>>42890421how about instead of complaining you contribute then
>>42884623>>42884601this and this feels like a psyop, the >>42884601 "glued up" images and made into one is just complete bs, who the fuck even scatters parts of the pic and glues it up? doesnt make any sense lmfao.
>>42884623>>42884601how did the other ones even get into circulation if they are fake lmfao. Glowies really working overtime on 4chan
