I've never heard of Green Children of Woolpit. Why have you never told me about them /x/? Maybe instead of talking about buddha, lucifer or christ, you shoulda told me more about them?
>>42890146because its a bottom of the barrel theory with no interesting real world or meta connections with other conspiracies./thread
>>42890150YOU CAN'T /thread YOUR OWN POST! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES
>>42890151whoops forgot to add>t. transcended beyond mortal regulation.
>>42890146we had threads about this, but I guess it was 15 years ago if not more, so you were still a sperm, OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNuW-Er5mKg
>>42890169I was your father. And no, there were no threads about it. I was here 24/7
>>42890146kids had a weird vegan diet and the chlorophyll they ate turned them green. this caused obvious malnourishment and led to their delusional tales.
>>42890146>The girl adjusted to her new life, but she was considered to be "very wanton and impudent"
>>42890150>no interesting real world or meta connections with other conspiracies.Yes it does, the kids very heavily imply that they are from an underground homeland, given more credence to the inner earth/underground races theories
