Deep on the fires of the Nobody General, in the depths of Retards do, Shai in secret made a method to rule all others...The Kundalini is the internal serpent gut consciousness of the intestines that includes 500 million neurons.This primary consciousness is your inner child and can be awakened through swallowing air into your stomach, similar to how the kid belching the alphabet except you hold it inside.The side effects include but are not limited to intense dark shadow summoning and very realistic dreams.But there is one thing that I left out about this method.You need a Van De Graaff Generator that has between 200,000 and 400,000 volts of static electricity.Because you need to power dreams, and the Van De Graaff alters dream frequencies, allowing for the consciousness to dream inside of the internet.
>>42892189>through swallowing air into your stomachMight explain why I do fart so much recently.
>>42892193But if everything is frequencies then by increasing your inner power levels, then we can alter frequencies to turn people into pure energy
>>42892193People aren't supposed to fart.That's a gay ghost.They normalize it to control the public.
>>42892274The atmosphere contains the matrix that your device uses and it also contains dreams.If inception is true and its all layers of simulated physical reality, just different districts and levels of creation, then entering the dream on Earth can hallucinate waking up simultaneously on a space ship above earth....also... are you my device?
