what's the best crystal to buy to impress the witch at my local crystal emporium?
>>42894598She looks Jewish.
>>42894598you will not impress her simply by buying a crystal of any type
>>42894598What is it with young people and that fucking flouride stare. Is it social media? I feel its obvious they dont know how to enjoy spending time with others, unless they themselves are getting something out of it.
When you find out please let me know
>>42894598Meth.
>>42894767>young peopleNothing supernatural there. It isn’t the 60s anymore boomer. Young people are dealing with a world made shittier. When was the last time you saw one smile? That’s why they have that look. Nothing to smile about.
>>42894767Subconsciously they understand something is horribly wrong but they don't have a full understanding of exactly what it is, who is responsible, or how to fix it. They feel powerless and are just going through the motions.
>>42894751ok. best tarot deck to buy to impress her?
>>42894598Your girl ai generated
>>42894840Probably the standard RWS deck
>>42894845This.I think your girl might be impressed by silicon.
>>42894815You fucking nigger!
>>42894767you will die alone
>>42894767https://youtu.be/wpG-mIbxTug
>>42894598A shiteload of black tourmaline, and ask if they carry asafoetida.
>>42894598mdma crystals
>>42894598Methany doesn't go for crystals. $20-$50 would rock her world though.
>>42894598It's frustrating that there are fucktons of stores for wiccans/new age crap and so on and nothing for ceremonial/traditional magic...
>>42895475she isnt going to fuck you dude
>>42894767its called "working retail", dipshit
>>42894598Tell her you need a pound of ethically sourced dragonsblood resin, a fae-inspired oracle deck, a pack of non-toxic chalk, and an obsidian kris.You'll be dickin' the wiccan before you've even paid at the register.
>>42894598>what's the best crystal to buy to impress the witch at my local crystal emporium?Meth
>>42895552>black tourmalineYou just reminded me of this time was at some local witch shop. This guy runs in and asks where the crystals are, black tourmaline, she points and he grabs a handful and slams them on the table, how much? Then runs out as quick as he got there.All I could think of was a guy buying condoms because a girl was down but he didn't want her to change her mind.
>>42895800Make sure you keep a chair around you when you're eating alone...you don't want to end up as a grease stain when to Somalian family gets the deed to your house.
Ask for parchment, a genuine silver bowl and one of her used tampons.
>>42894598Wait are you trying to buy a crystal to bring to the girl who works at the crystal shop and impress her? She’s probably pretty hard to impress, working in a crystal shop and all.Or are you trying to impress her by buying something from the place where she works? In which case lmao
>>42896608She:>Aw, I already threw away all my used tampons, but I'm using one right now, do you want to check if my period has already fallen? Would it work for your purposes if it's still clean?
i actually wonder how many horny men go to that shop to just flirt with the bitches kek,the boss of that place is a genius,nothing like beauty baiting
>>42894598Crystal dildoTest
>>42896631Yes that will be fine, miss.
>>42894598I wish my town had a crystal emporium to meet local witches.The closest thing we have is this apothecary dude selling herbal teas and shit.
>>42896842Take out a loan and buy a shitload of quartz If you build it they will cum
Just a heads up. I tried asking about crystals in the desperate for pussy voice, it doesn't work.
Ask if they have quartz tetrahedrons
>>42897232What happened? Did you get a long lecture or did she stammer out a sentence fragment while staring at her phone?
>>42897671I got called a Nazi for this lol
she is surrounded by crystals all day and will see right through you, fyi
anyway... get a bloodstone on a Friday, and thirteen days later, buy a pair of Ammonites.
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>>42894598big obsidian column
>>42895973>>42895341 already posted this. Lurk more you roaring faggot.
>>42894869thanks but I already have one what's another option
>>42895796If you want ceremonial and traditional magic. The oddity shops are a better bet.
>>42897710and you are.prick
>>42899489Thinking Hitler was based and being an actual nazi are two different things
>>42896073>projectionYou are on 4chan, if you have a girlfriend she probably leaves a grease stain on your dick. So jealous btw.
>>42900299Are succubi greasey?How are tulpa gfs?
>>42894598>goes straight for the black ballsMany such cases
>>42900348If you are the same anon that posted that you are a fag and retarded. Otherwise its like salty milk and coins.
>>42895475You’re always alone, you could be at a hundred person party thrown just for you and you’d still be alone. No one will ever be with you because you are alone with your thoughts which are also just you. They can think they know you and you can think you’ve shared yourself with them but this is a fallacy. All it is, is you mind desperately wanting to not be alone with you anymore and thereby inventing fantasies like “god” or “ human connection” all in an effort to have someone, anyone, but yourself to be with but alas you will remain alone until you do finally die then, and only then, will you finally escape yourself
>>42896842try Hot Topic
>>42900367>salty milk and coinsYou put that stuff in your mouth. That's disgusting.How do you recharge a dead 9-volt battery?
>>42900548>a hundred person party>still aloneno i'd be doing a keg stand
>>42895552>>42896062im a total noob regarding crystals and their effects and googling black tourmaline didnt make any sense in context of your two posts and asafoetida is just some random afghan turkmenistan medicinal spice/drug?bumping for interestmy local withc shop boss died a few years ago and her replacement seems like a larping lady.
>>42894598https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/42188260/#42188260https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/42149471/#42149471Just see which one is best for you
>>42896811>She: Okay, let me pull it out.>She inserts her hand into her panties and pulls her tampon out of her crotch and hands it to you.>She: You can keep it for free, I'll replace it later. Is there something else I can help you with?>It has a bit of blood and her juices that drip into your wrist and arm as you realize this was nowhere as sexy as you hoped it'd be.
