Would you date an alien/human hybrid girl?Bear in mind she is psychic and can read your thoughts.
>>42901005Yes I would assuming she isn't super judgemental about my sexual thoughts.
>>42901005Date? No, but I'd marry one and have hybrid babies.
>>42901005Id crush its skull with a massive stone
looks finnish, fuck nokill it with fire
>>42901005Were I to suspend my disbelief, I would say I probably already did. May the hybrid of hybrids rest in peace.
Dude...People have been reading my thoughts for years.You could say I dated someone that was constantly reading my thoughts...At very least they tricked me into believe we were dating.So... Yeah. I have no problem with that. They know me intimately and they are still here.
>>42901217Honestly I would go as far as to fuck a monster or 2.Hybrids? Easy peasy.I'd fuck anything with enough intelligence to make me love emI am easy to fall too.Just winkSay some honey savored words and I am crazy in love
>>42901005SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>42901005You mean an Asian? No
>>42901005i guess they are still non stop constantly monitored by their superiors so the furthest i would go is a little sexo
>>42901005>Would you date an alien/human hybrid girl?Bjork?
>>42901005If she can teach me to read hers.
>>42901005I don't know, I can't help thinking about the horror movie Species, at the beginning the alien/human hybrid girl was super cute, then still beautiful in her adult human form but she was starting to randomly kill people, and eventually, in her last form she was basically a xenomorph alien...
>>42901005Why would she date you though
>>42901005I know you can read my thoughts girl>YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM
>>42901898they are forced to
>>42901005if she saw my thoughts already and still wanted to I wouldn't mindThis is all happening in a hypothetical where they're not evil though, so pass.
>>42901005no i want a pure alien girl.
>>42901005>Bear in mind she is psychic and can read your thoughts.That's the deal-breaker for me. She'd hate me in a nanosecond with how fucked-up my head is.
>>42901005I’m in a telepathic relationship with one. They’re skilled psychics. Much better love than what you get down here. Would recommend.
>>42901005>Would you date an alien/human hybrid girl? Yes.>Bear in mind she is psychic and can read your thoughts.Anya Taylor Joy, would you go out with me?
>>42902138ok how to get one? pls no gay ritualsit must be simple and must not involve me cleaning my room or removin my piss jars
>>42902225Not sure dude. Probably meditation honestly. She came to me in a dream. Pleiadian. We have some kind of special past soul connection. Here try meditating on this image. It will get you connected to the psychic nets that the ETs run on.
>>42902267Ugh huh... id rather not trust them if that is the whole storybut thx
>>42901005It would be quite boring if that was their only ability
>>42902452You asked asshole.
>>42901005Usually I have no bears in my mind so Id be safe I guess.
>>42901005You aren't just asking this question on 4chan but on /x/. Motherfucker we can't even get humans to date us, what makes you think hybrids have lower standards? That's why the summoning succubutts thread is a treasured staple.
>>42901005Why would I date a hybrid when I can date the real deal gimmie the 100% alien girl I'm not pussyfooting that shit
>>42903324>Motherfucker we can't even get humans to date usthats a great line lol
>>42903022that is way too vague of a story to trust>meditateahem...rightshould i also drug myself too? or will they do that once i opened my astral asshole asshole?
>>42903324But we can get animals to do itSo what about aliens who are animal looking? Could workWAAAAIT a minute what if we are animals to them so they think the same way? THERE IS A CHANCE
>>42901005Yes. If she can plant thoughts in my head, that would be even better.
>>42904032>meditateOh no, how dare I ask you to do something good for you.
>>42901005I would have sex, yes.
>>42904044>So what about aliens who are animal looking?do the aleins look like this? then I volunteer for the breeding program
>>42901005Sure.I have no shame and do my best not to lie. She knows I'm thinkin bout dem probez.
>>42901005>she constantly reads my thoughts about facefucking her skull and folding her like a pretzel while i go to plow townwould I doom our species? or would they find me refreshingly honest and thus a sign our species acts in good faith?
>>42901005Most alien girls give me the ick.
>>42901020But anon thats how you turn gay
>>42901005What if most of "human" offspring have been from outside/alien influenced breeding programs
>>42901005good then she would know what type of sammich i want without me saying anything
>>42901005>psychic and can read my thoughtsOh. She probably wont be interested in me there aint nothing in there worth reading, and I am an aphantasiac who doesn't dream. Unless an alien would find psychic placidity hot in some way, I'm going to just skip the rejection risk.
I wouldnt date one. But given the chance I would attempt to do anything in my power to basically mind fuck her with my thoughts. Kinda like zip bomb her brain with as many overlapping mental induced stimuli that I can imagine. Id probably do drugs and think of some of the most obnoxious songs I can think of playing nonstop. I can imagine one of these mind readers coming into close proximity of me only to then drop dead as the last thing their brain could capture and proxess is a bass boosted metal pipe sfx.
>>42905522No anon that's evil. Don't do it. But even still they know your intent and will not reveal themselves to you if you intend to harm them. I remember I was once romantically/sexually involved with an alien lady and after a few weeks went by we telepathically linked our minds and shared memories. When she was looking at mine I felt like she speed-read through everything. She got to some of my most traumatic memories I didn't intend for her to see. I was abused as a teenager and struggled with depression/ thoughts of killing myself after. She screamed when she saw those memories and it broke the connection. But after a bit, she told me she'd come back and help me heal from this. Fast forward a few months, I receive a dream from a very powerful blue orb who informed me that she "chose to give up her physical body and sense of self." Knowing that I hurt her enough to do that, even by accident, was fucking heartbreaking. I loved her more than anyone or anything, and I was never in a relationship with a human woman. She eventually came back briefly as an orb to help me heal from my trauma, which I was extremely grateful for. I still wish things would've turned out differently though. I loved her, I never meant to hurt her. I feel like a lot of aliens live more innocent lives than we do, or don't go through as many hardships. I still miss her so much.
>>42901005As long as the tin foil hat stays on in the bedroom
