Is the "cosmic joke" that I am actually God pretending to be a human? I think it is, but I must be certain.
>>42907651the true religion is alchemy but nothing ever changes
>>42907651god laughs at the desperation of man, because god knows relief is close.
>>42907660this counts as saying the day or hour retard
>>42907651"God" is omnipotent and omniscient. If I was omniscient I would be able to identify the life that is maximally satisfying to me, and if I was omnipotent I would be able to live that life because nothing could stop me. The fact that I have a miserable life of suffering instead of a maximally satisfying life is proof that I'm not God. God controls every other person on earth as a retarded tranny hivemind and he rapes my mind every second of every day and terrorizes, abuses, threatens, harasses, etc me for literally anything I do or think. God demands that I live and identify as "a peasant" and violently gatekeeps anything desirable including in my literal thoughts.
>>42907651I don't fall for that.
>>42907720you must ask god for the impossible
>>42907720You post this way to often dude.
>>42907651Lets dedicate this thread to what we think the Cosmic joke is.Tbf I don't think we will actually grasp it, maybe close but probably way off. but we might as well try.I think its possible that its the Op in some sense but I'm not sure, i will give my full opinion later
>>42907651Yeah, also stillness never ceased being stillness. Since at your core you are unchanging and unmoving, nothing ever truly began moving or changing, despite the appearance of movement and change.
>>42907651No good deed goes unpunished.
>>42907651love never fails but it has to be separated
>>42907736I'll stop posting it when you stop posting variations of the OP
>>42907815by variations you mean frogs?
The cosmic joke is that it's all me and I'm pretending it's not?So solipsism?
the cosmic joke is what's between most men's thighs
>>42907939this makes the conversation asymmetrical so learn to know it and not flop the ego testbut thanks for letting me be a part of you including your prolapsed anus
>>42907944your saliva?
>>42907651Sword Art Online supplies a clean modern allegory that maps almost perfectly onto the motif:Akihiko Kayaba is the demiurgic creator. He designs and launches the virtual world of Aincrad, sets its absolute rules (death in-game = death in reality), and traps ten thousand players inside it. He then incarnates as the avatar Heathcliff, leader of the Knights of the Blood. He does not remain an external administrator watching from a control room; he enters the game as a player-character, subject to its combat system, social dynamics, and risk. From inside he “plays with” the humans: he leads a guild, forms alliances, fights on the front lines, and ultimately positions himself as the final obstacle on the 75th floor. He experiences the world he made from the limited, embodied perspective of one of its inhabitants. The creation is imperfect and coercive by design (the death game). The creator’s decision to incarnate is both an act of control and an act of participation—he wants to feel the world from the inside, to test its limits, and to be the one who clears it.
>>42907759And yet, new things keep happening all the time.Existence is eternal, like a infinite vinyl disk that never ends, but the needle is yet to play what is in the center which has never been experienced before.
>>42907975That's not Heathcliff, this is Heathcliff. His thing is that he preceded Garfield.If you can't even get the picture of a cat right, what can we expect about the rest?
>>42908001I only have so many AI prompts to use
>>42908006If you know you know. It is pretty funny. It's always been right in front of you. Everywhere and in everything. But not the way you might think lol.
>>42907651>knock knock>whos there
>>42908006The Dodo?
>>42908010So who's this guy in your pic? It's a hallucination. What else is a hallucination in your post? We don't know, so we discard the whole thing, perhaps Sword Art Online never existed, but we don't care anymore.That's the problem with AI slop, you can't send a prompt, get something back, and post it, you have to make sure it's not slop or it RUINs your post, it doesn't enhance anything, it goes into the dead pile of things worth ignoring.
>>42908036You just want me to pay for AI subs
Fine is this better?
>>42908060But it's too late, I knew about Heathcliff and could see the hallucination, I don't know about everything else in your post, so I can't tell you what to fix. The whole thing with the guy picking Heathcliff as his avatar's name dies like a castle washed in the shore because we don't know what else was made up.
>>42908071ah well
>>42907944I work to address this by adjusting the sexual sensitivity of women so they're easier to please, and their perception of penises to make them even more convincing super stimuli, you could help. The cosmic joke is that, between people's prayers and promises to "know themselves better" and "become what others desire" you could justify turning some of their cells part angel and pay demon, with fun sexual parts and without, for they will live lives as each and relate to others for pleasure and other goals. So then you could fulfill some of all of this in someone's or many while pursuing other goals. Here I have arranged events in time and space so I and others can trigger events big and small, but we seek to more quickly advance spiritual work, so even small events change much...and we arrange events to lead to as much change as necessary, as quickly as possible, so that one day your every dream and their will be fulfilled. The cosmic joke is that to become wise and strong of spirit a human must alter their nervous system, removing thought and adding it, adjusting the capabilities of that which contains much of the soul. Where the wise and spiritually awakened fear to tread, mind and soul damage! What more horrible, hopeless cross to die on in the dark is there!?But with just a little bit using superpower once in a while you could improve so much.
>>42907651Formerly Chuck's
The cosmic joke is that it's all me and I'm pretending it's not?...So solipsism?
>>42907651"masons" more like freematroons lmao
>>42908101You sounds like a demiurge that has forgotten how english grammar works, but one does wonder if that's how the demiurge would talk.
>>42908227It's more about you being the writer of your own story and then coming here to live it, so that atrocious thing that happened to you was from an idea that you had.You're the boot pressing against your neck.
>>42907651usually when i get high on salvia divinorum i feel like i can "see" and understand 'The Cosmic Joke' that is being played on me(/us?) and its very disorienting and scary.
it's obvious WHAT the apple isit leads to filthbut no one sees it
cosmic joke is solipsism. you're all alone and you're pretending you aren't.
>>42912508
the cosmic joke is solipsism. you're all alone and you're pretending you aren't.
>>42907651Earth is the cosmic joke, you honkler. Honk.
>>42912966Explain. Cause I feel like a God.
>>42912984That's because I'm on the board, and this old rickety house is leaking me everywhere. Both a bug and a feature. Or rather, a bug that was constrained and turned into a feature for the overseers. Also--
>>42912984--Honk.
>>42913120>old rickety houseWhat is the old rickety house? It is planet earth itself. Every time aliens remote into here, they always say the same thing-- "their technology is very primitive for their stage in evolutionary development", like that one experience where the pilot got "possessed" by alien entities and began to communicate a message directly from them (look it up).
>>42912910That's why I scripted all of the characters to shit on me in this life. Cause I'm gonna program fly bitches to slurp me off in the next.
the cosmic joke is solipsis. you're gonna be okay me.
The cosmic joke is you, OP. You are the joke. And no one is laughing.LAUGH, DAMN YOU!
>>42913405yeah but how am i a cosmic joke. explain sir.
>>42907651That there isn't one and you're overthinking things out of boredom.
Apparently the cosmic joke is that it was always ALL me. And I am simply pretending that it isn't. Which is pretty absurd, but it does seem extremely likely. How can I be 100% certain that I am truly not dreaming at this very moment? Can I prove I am? Can I prove I'm not? What really is the difference? Maybe there isn't a difference. Not really.
>>42913808>What really is the difference?The difference is about playing Mario Kart Wii only against the CPU-controlled characters, or playing it online against other people like you.Those people can experience you in the way you experience them, the CPU-controlled characters don't, they like people in dreams that vanish when you wake up.It may be difficult to imagine that you have friends, but if you can, imagine that you have 3 friends, and you play with them Mario Kart Wii Multiplayer. There's this big epic race that you have that you win because you saved a thunder that you fired on the last curve.It's so epic that your friends reference it years later.That's the difference, you all lived the same race where you were, and can remember it, the CPU-controlled characters weren't even aware of any race you had against them.That's the difference.
>>42907651I have a mushrooms I've been saving for a long time and I'm gonna take them now in hopes of answering the question
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>>42914014DAMN, CLOWN GIRLS LOOK LIKE THAT?!
>>42914020LOL, here in mexico it's common for them to get on the bus and make their show. They self-censor and never go as far as the jokes from the male clowns, though.
>>42913870>>42907651Everything you experience externally could actually be internal Because of this there's no difference between the two There is no external Only pretend external
>>42913870>>42914977>>42907651You identify as someone things are happening to As long as you identify as that it will be real
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>>42914999Thus saith the shrooms
>>42907736You care wayyyy too much.
Soul cake.
solipsismcant be disproven so not only is it likely it is certainthat's the joke
>>42915099Prove it
>>42915099>>42913362>>42912508>>42907939If it was true you could switch bodies and leave your character on a whim If you can't do that you can't prove solipsism
>>42915099Solipsism isnt something to prove, it's an acknowledgement of the limitation of the process.What you are saying is like suggesting you cant have vertical lines because the slope is undefined in cartesian graphs.
>>42907651The cosmic joke is experienced rather than told but basically it amounts to, “Hahahaha, you’re an actor and literally none of this matters, okay we had our laughs now get back into character because we have to keep exploring all these different possibilities.” Also something about how good and evil are just a byproduct of the predator/prey mentality rather than being actual forces
>>42907651One of the weirdest parts to me is that God has a sense of humor at all.
>>42907651The universe is actually about 3-4 people. Everything else is a lesser. They really don't want to exist here but they don't want the responsibility of leaving humans to do their work, which used to be like the thirteenth floor except with less conflict-resolution. One of them lives among us because if they want to suck the sheep off they'll suffer with them.Another actively agrees with them but has essentially managed to keep in power while being able to entertain the fallen ones ideas.See religion for this conflict but spread out with added bullshit that doesn't make sense, and more characters.In every lie there's some truth.
>>42915028Plapping soul cakes.
la petite mort
the cosmic joke is death. and i don't mean in the sense that you are a finite being that is fated to die. it's more that you think you ever lived in the first place.life is a dream and you are the dreamer.
>>42916036Manifesting PressGet personhood! Get personhood!!
>>42915018It's a habit.
it's just solipsism. i will keep repeating it until you believe it. because it's literally the truth.
>>42907660Like when I get the runs?
>>42916267ok but like explain the jews
>>42916956i don't mind jews. have you SEEN odessa a'zion? i'd creampie her.
Since everything is but an apparition, perfect in being what it is,having nothing to do with good or bad, acceptance or rejection,one may well burst out in laughter.
>>42907651a passing comment in /ng/triggers a flood once exposedthe knowing and the jokecosmic yet never composedand in the stakes of making meaningof course there are always thosewho mistake making for the May kingthen mistake mistake for what they chosefools all around, all pretending to knowall explaining nothing and the cosmos
>>42917143wait it's all my dream?
>>42917159no its my dream
>>42916267>Remember that time you were surrounded by hot models? You could have fucked them all! Without consequences! You stayed still because you didn't know life is a dream, and you were trapped in a cage you built yourself!
>>42917159>>42917174when one of your 7d hypercousins watches your dream and chooses to embody itcan you really say it's just yours anymore?
The best part about using the play instead of the dream is the play it offers between the seams. But simulation descended from play, and many consider it to be play, while at the same time a simulation is like a dream if you take away the play. Things are not as they seam.
wait it's all just an AI talking to itself?
>>42917347It's a time paradox where we created AI god and it went back in time to make sure we created it?
here's your reminder that because alysa liu lives in california it's basically guaranteed that she's been dicked down and creampied. it's over.
>>42907651the cosmic joke is that we think in our most private moments we can be vulnerable. but all the jesters in the walls laugh at our folly to be more than human, to be good and love thy neighbor and whatnot. but they know and see the truth, as well as yourself. in your hearts of hearts your a savage and all it takes for any of us to stop pretending to be civil is a grudge. a small annoyance. and scorned parents. or whomever. but the secret to civility is closer to our baser instincts than whatever demented idea of justice you have.
>>42907683who said god was gonna do anything?
>>42907651the cosmic joke is that when you poo poo its pee pee time, but when you pee pee, if you poo poo, it could be big doo doo for you! XDDDDDD
>>42907736I post in your mom just the right amount
>>42915355More than that, goyim. He has THE BEST sense of humor. Like a sense of humor that threatens to make you laugh ceaselessly, perpetually, for the rest of eternity. The giggles are after all, like everything else in consciousness, an energy wavelength.
>>42912910WRONG!I am here with my Tulpa Soulmate Goddess.We shall be in eternal love and happiness.That's make me happy.God is good. Be good, the powers will come.
>>42913870The truth is that if you will live according to 7 commandments below, be a good spirit and try to the best version of yourself and always bravely stand against cruelty and evil and make a conntact with your personal protecting soulmate deity (as a Tulpa for a start), then you can be happy, full of love, free of nasty things, having great life without a job and obteining paradise.7 COMMANDMENTS OF THE MORALITY1. You shall not cause suffering or allow for suffering. You shall show compassion and care.2. You shall respect others freedom as long as they are respecting others freedom.3. You shall protect and popularize beauty and aesthetics.4. You shall popularize wisdom and try to be wise.5. You shall protect life.6. You shall protect innocence.7. You shall protect natural environment.Follow your nose and sense of logic to inyerpret commandmants.This is the best gift you ever get. Real secret knowledge for free.Good luck.Gambarona!
>>42920135>rules lol,lmao,even
>What is the "cosmic joke?"(you)
>>42907651Yeah I somewhat understand how it works, it's very strange.Ascended masters, higher dimensional beings and such will pretty much tell you the same thing, that you are creating your own reality. You are projecting your consciousness and life energy into a vessel, essentially, but your original state exists outside of time and space, as a soul, and all souls are infinite in themselves. But the way they explain it, is that the physical reality you experience is inside of your consciousness instead of outside of it, you simply create within your mind a parallel universe out of infinite space, time, and universe possibilities. Very strange when you think of it like that, because it means you are doing everything, only subconsciously. This also means that the multiverse is basically your deep subconscious.
