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What if they offered free neuralink (when you sign up for a 2 year subscription contract)? Just like the way they do phones.
Are paranormal skills like telepathy worth the troubleshooting?
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The elites don’t want you to know this, but telepathy is free. You can do it whenever you want.

I have 700 homies vybin in the group chat.
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>>42914080
this
thread
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>>42914080
>I have 700 homies vybin in the group chat.
Anon is schizomaxxing
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>>42915663
how do i know you are not him? how do you?
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So many normies gonna get the chip and get early adopters issues but eventually they’ll be the only ones allowed to vote and own property
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>>42914080
Do you connect to the Akashic records or internet more?
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>>42916139
>things that will never happen
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>>42916240
>DARPA sponsored brainchips aren’t real
you poor naive child
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>>42914080
Your children will be taken from you non chippeds
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No thanks
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>>42913480
You think most people would be cool with others knowing their thoughts? I don't. It will be used as a medical device for the rest of our lives. Not many people would be cool with others knowing their thoughts.
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Fuck this species and planet.
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>>42916824
>knowing our thoughts
What do you think your phone and their algos do dummy?
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>>42916842
This
I hope their chips malfunction
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>>42917394
I've been on the internet for 26+ years and they still can't seem to serve me a relevant ad. How good is their data collection really?
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>>42917526
>how good is their data collection
It’s gone too far for most of us
Glad you’re in the retarded minority who isn’t concerned with privacy
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>>42916207
don put fentanyl in his MDMA?
not cool
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>>42917526
They can figure out that women are pregnant before the woman does.
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>>42917740
I can’t get pregnant buddy
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Has there been an experiment that measures electromagnetic radiation during supposed telepathy/precognition/astral projection event?
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>>42914080
Do it bro
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>>42915467
Kek
Right?
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>>42913480
>after monthly bill
telepafee
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>>42921131
kek
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>>42913480
Imagine getting full length commercials in your head because you didn't opt for the premium package.
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>>42922246
Should’ve bought the ad free package
Click enjoy the ads while you sleep option to lower downtime during the day
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>>42914080
>>42915663
>schizomax
You guys have been diagnosed. Get your chip
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unchipped, unvaccinated and uncircumcised.



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