What if they offered free neuralink (when you sign up for a 2 year subscription contract)? Just like the way they do phones.Are paranormal skills like telepathy worth the troubleshooting?
The elites don’t want you to know this, but telepathy is free. You can do it whenever you want.I have 700 homies vybin in the group chat.
>>42914080thisthread
>>42914080>I have 700 homies vybin in the group chat.Anon is schizomaxxing
>>42915663how do i know you are not him? how do you?
So many normies gonna get the chip and get early adopters issues but eventually they’ll be the only ones allowed to vote and own property
>>42914080Do you connect to the Akashic records or internet more?
>>42916139>things that will never happen
>>42916240>DARPA sponsored brainchips aren’t real you poor naive child
>>42914080Your children will be taken from you non chippeds
No thanks
>>42913480You think most people would be cool with others knowing their thoughts? I don't. It will be used as a medical device for the rest of our lives. Not many people would be cool with others knowing their thoughts.
Fuck this species and planet.
>>42916824>knowing our thoughts What do you think your phone and their algos do dummy?
>>42916842ThisI hope their chips malfunction
>>42917394I've been on the internet for 26+ years and they still can't seem to serve me a relevant ad. How good is their data collection really?
>>42917526>how good is their data collection It’s gone too far for most of usGlad you’re in the retarded minority who isn’t concerned with privacy
>>42916207don put fentanyl in his MDMA?not cool
>>42917526They can figure out that women are pregnant before the woman does.
>>42917740I can’t get pregnant buddy
Has there been an experiment that measures electromagnetic radiation during supposed telepathy/precognition/astral projection event?
>>42914080Do it bro
>>42915467Kek Right?
>>42913480>after monthly billtelepafee
>>42921131kek
>>42913480Imagine getting full length commercials in your head because you didn't opt for the premium package.
>>42922246Should’ve bought the ad free package Click enjoy the ads while you sleep option to lower downtime during the day
>>42914080>>42915663>schizomaxYou guys have been diagnosed. Get your chip
unchipped, unvaccinated and uncircumcised.