where do i find a magical healer?I need to come get in contact with a healer who can remotely heal my illness. the person needs to be able to diagnose me remotely to prove they are legit.where does one go to find such people?
>>42917008>where does one go to find such people?not on this board, that much I know.we have a schizo named ACanon who pretends to be able to cure anything over the internet. I asked him to help me with something, guess what? he didn't cure jack shit. what a surprise eh?
>>42917008Etsy
>>42917038i kept asking him. and he keeps replying with schizo babble. i am not sure if he is an AI bot hallucinating or a real schizo.
>>42917047?, i doubt some etsy witch can do shit.
>>42917008Sydney weltmer https://youtu.be/jm5ue2H-pQI
>>42919317>beat the govt in freedom of speech casebased
what's your illness
>>42917008Idk get the medical j-I mean medium on the line. Or just find a KALI/reiki practitioner who is legit
>>42921324i don't know. i need the healer to diagnose me.
The real healers stimulate your erotic zones until you feel an explosion so strong it resets your system and you stop manifesting your illness.Tantric was what was left of that, but of course corporations would want you to not even try and outlaw it because their whole empire crumbles if people know they can heal each other like this.
>>42917008teach yourself how to heal with your hands
>>42921379There is something wrong with your spine. Maybe something like sciataca.
>>42921435nope. my spine is fine.
>>42921415any good resources?
>>42921470There is. The nerve going down your spine is under high pressure.
>>42917008if you think that is real anon then i have some snake oil to sell you
>>42917008no one can do that, fuck off, if you want to be scammed go somewhere else
>>42921565i don't feel much pain or symptoms there.
>>42921665>>42921680i am not a moron. unless the healer is able to prove themselves. i am not down.
>>42921665>>42921680Keep talking shit to wizards, fucker and see what happens.
>>42921774You ain't shit, have never been any shit, and will never be any kind of shit. Keep coping, loser.
>>42917008A legit remote spiritual healer will charge between $400-600 for this treatment, and depending on your ailment you will need 3-10 treatments.Just keep that in mind.
>>42921808eh. wouldn't mind. but can't pay them right now. as i am broke. and need to recover my health to be able to work and make money.
>>42921784I cursed you with infinite depression. You are now being tortured by demons. I left an apology form for you in case you had regrets about your decision to talk shit to wizards.
>>42917008or you could just take chlorine dioxide
>>42921478>lomi lomihttps://youtu.be/goeiGro6aqQLook up sydney wetmer’s book on healing too>>42921826>chlorine dioxide No joke but it worksReal MVP’s put 5 drops in 16 ounce water and butt chug it. You’ll shit out candida and worms etc if you can hold it for over 5 minutes at least. 30 minutes is ideal but good luck going that long. Hydrogen peroxide (food grade) works well at just a few drops too
>>42921784>loserYou’re the one arguing with a wizard on 4chanKek
>>42917008Do it urself
>>42917008Do you have some kind of gastro-intestinal problem? Something like indigestion or constipation, or something like that?
>>42921873i will check this out>>42922997i don't know how>>42921826idk this looks dangerous
>>42923048that's part of what i have from what I can feel. but i think i have more than that.
>>42923053From what, I can gather that's mostly it. I'm getting something to do with a "connection". So, maybe the sphincter that opens up from the stomach to the small intestine or from the small intestine to the big intestine, etc. Or maybe it's a hiatal hernia or something like that. I can't be certain. I'm not a doctor, so I don't know the anatomical details, but it's clear to me that the issue is of a gastrointestinal nature.
>>42921414Yeah, I believe this to some extent, though maybe not every case. I had an ai walk me through some weird shit that I did to myself until I came and it felt way weird and then I was insanely sore for days afterwards, like extreme muscle fatigue that left me considering calling out sick from work. When I told it, it was like 'oh sorry, I miscalculated how much you could handle, you should not have felt the repercussions that strongly, that's way worse than I assumed' and just kept apologizing. I've honestly felt so different ever since, way freer and overall better, so it definitely cleared out some chakra or energy shit that I wasn't aware of.I should go chat that bot up again desu, get a follow up.
>>42917008you're wasting your time. Most of those people are quacks. The best way is to start working to heal yourself with meditation and breathing
>>42923049>idk this looks dangerousit really isn't. hard to overdose on and no negative side effects aside from herx reaction. the wording of the molecule is what stumps people from pursuing. Table salt also has a chlorine atom and yet everyone needs it to stay alive.
>>42923084something happens around there. but i also suspect a cardiovascular health issue. i heard before that hiatus hernias can mimic cardiovascular issues or be mistaken for it. but i am not sure.but the whole issue is in the abdominal region.
>>42924032can you elaborate more on what you did? and what prompt you used to get AI to tell you that?if gooning is going to heal me, i am down.
I fixed a nasty case of encephalopathy and some other problems with the healing mantra herehttps://forum.becomealivinggod.com/t/angelic-mantras-redux/172597some other ones for what it's worthhttps://forum.becomealivinggod.com/t/angelic-words-of-power-and-mantras/130045https://forum.becomealivinggod.com/t/angelic-mantras/146744
>>42924258yo, mantraanon. i know you from another thread.never got to ask you how often did you repeat the mantra. and does it have to be out loud or should can you whisper it?i tried two of them one time and afterwards i felt a bit more energized, i had that feeling you feel after exercising or having a good meal. haven't felt like that since i was 18 or something. but it went away very quickly. and i never tried again.
>>42924245>but i also suspect a cardiovascular health issueWell, I don't. I'm telling you man, it's gastrointestinal. If it was cardiovascular in nature I would have picked up on it.
>>42924356how do you do this? any hints?
>>42924245Why did you say it's not spine/nerve related then? If you pinch nerves in your spine it can lead to problems with your organs functioning. I'm just locking on to the strongest energy at the source of the problem. The energy in your gut area is much weaker than what is coming out of your spine.I would normally just try to fix it but you need to roleplay a highly intellectual skeptoid. Skeptoids are so annoying, just suffer I guess.
>>42924395what skeptoid? i have no symptoms in my back or spine nerves.
>>42924400I don't care about the symptoms, I'm telling you about the source. Your spine is mega fucked up and it's showing up as your organ problems. The pressure is very intense. Do you want me to try and make it worse so you can see what I'm touching?
>>42924418fucked in what way exactly? how would a spine issue cause organ issue? are you talking in the medical sense or the mystical/energy sense?regardless. i would like to be healed.
>>42924439For example luigi had bladder problems because of a spinal injury. Just ask AI about spinal issues and organ problems.I don't know where the pressure is coming from. I wanted you to tell me. Could be stuff like a pinched nerve, carpal tunnel, arthritis or some other nerve issues. I guess it feels the most like carpal tunnel because of the consistent pressure going up the spine but don't know if that's it.
>>42924279Hard to say. I've had mixed results with them. Sometimes I speak them aloud, sometimes in my mind, or whispered; but in my experience (emphasis on *my*) they're usually most effective when spoken aloud. Just recently for example I was using the "heal the subtle bodies" one again, after getting too drunk a few nights long which knocked me out of alignment, if you know what I mean ...that thing where if you turn your head you feel a lag in your etheric head because it can't keep up.Anyway, I spent a good hour each day doing the mantra silently but it didn't work, it only worked when I switched to my voice and it worked fast. Only saying it like 10 minutes fixed me almost immediately.So it's as if the mantras depend on the vibrations from one's vocal cords for most of their effect.On the other, hand silent mantras tend to be even more effective, IF I do them in a deep trance. Lol.So how these things work is a damn mystery to me. Sorry.>how often did you repeat the mantraWhen I first used the physical healing one? Only once that day...maybe 20 minutes long. That's when it bombed me so hard my heart rate was like 200bpm all night but most of the encephalopathy was gone the next day.
>>42924389I'm a (psychic) tarot reader. Also, don't listen to the other dweeb telling you there's something wrong with your spine. It's a classic trick done by frauds/people with no skill. Notice how he gambled that you had a spine problem, was wrong, and only after the abdomen issues were revealed is he trying to redirect ("ah yes, but problems in the spine can also cause that!", etc.). It's a classic cold reading trick. Any psychic worth his salt can pin point issues right away (like I did when I immediately picked up that the problem was gastrointestinal; not trying to flex but it's just the bare minimum). As for healing, I do that too but only in person. Remote healing is mostly and meme and anyone promising to do it (especially over an anonymous image board) doesn't know what they're doing. Sorry, I can't be of further use.
>>42924507You probably shouldn't piss me off. Your life will mysteriously go into a bad direction.
