>Haven't pissed my bed since i was 6 years old>Have slept while holding my piss multiple times>Somehow, whithout wanting to pee, i pissed on my bed the instant i woke upThis can only have a paranormal explanation. How does such a thing happen normally?
I pissed myself in a dream and woke up completely dry
>>42918771you're just getting old anon. you get used to it. nothing to be ashamed of.
I HAVEN'T done THAT in MONTHS!
>OP falls asleep reading The King In Yellow>paranormality ensues>ain't that a pisser
>>42918969yeah i have a piss fetish and i'm glad i'm able to piss freely in my dreams. uh OP is for sure being drained by a wraith
>>42918771it's weird. i can actually recall numerous times in the past where i've dreamt i was pissing, and woke up surprised to see that I hadn't actually pissed my bed. it feels completely real in the dream.
>>42918771Nice.Now start fires and torture animals and then the next chapter of your life starts.
go shit up /b/ or /trash/ with this garbage
>>42922001the king in yellow was the first man to master the sustainment of fire. imagine you're alone in the dark, it's raining and you're lost. in the distance you see a dim light. you approach the tiny sun and there is a man bathed on the yellow firelight. he offers you a seat.
>>42923099Is he also roasting a living animal over the fire?
I have a spooky piss story.>In highschool, around 14yo>a kid in our group sometimes pees the bed when he sleeps over>he wakes up early and hides the sheets somewhere like under the bed or in the closet>he's done it at other people's houses too>yeh it's a bit gross but he's probably embarrassed so we just sorta ignore it and don't say anything >I'm sleeping at his house one night>wake up at 2am>I peed the bed>I roll up my sleeping bag and stuff it in the bag and sit in the dark questioning life.
>>42923164Sorry forgot to mention it's the one and only time I've ever pissed the bed.
>>42922173Happens to me like once or twice a month when I drink too much water before bed. Feels like I'm on bought time before I peepee the bed. Every time I have a dream where i finally find a toilet and can piss but no matter how long I piss i still feel like I'm bursting. someties it feels good man
>>42923167One time I hated this guy and got really drunk and high went over to his house, broke the antenna off his jeep on the way in. Then, while I was still super drunk I went into his room and pissed all over his bed and in his closet. Lastly, I fucked his sister in her bedroom and finger banged his sister's friend in the living room before I left while he watched before I left. He also had a huge crush on his sister's friend.The girls invited me to this little get together and I don't know where he was during the pissing incident. But it gets worse, his sister caught me pissing on his bed and in his closet. For some reason, she accepted my excuse as the bathroom was full.
>>42923283Oh. I also forgot to mention this is the last time I remember pissing the bed.
>>42918771Drugs
>>42918771was your dream too vivid? I peed in my dream and realized I was dreaming and woke up to realize I was peeing in real life.
>>42923283The only reason I posted it is because it actually happened and I still think it's really weird. Must have been some subconscious Freudian type shit.
>>42923365>FreudianI think the term you're looking for is empathy. You empathetically pissed your sleeping bag in solidarity. It was just an unconscious choice.My story also happened. I was just a really big asshole when I was a teenager. I regret and am embarrassed that I acted that way.Your story is far better from a character standpoint. I was a really shitty person.
