what if noahs ark wasnt an actual ship. what if it was a space ship?
>>42922691no and they need to open a jesustard containment board for you fucking retard christians so you stop spamming all the other boards with your garbage
>>42922733Why do you think a containment board for Christians would work when reddit exists and you don't stay there with the other aetheists?
>>42922733Pretty sure calling Noah's ark a spaceship is not Christian at all
>>42922691This idea has been floated before. It usually strikes the first-timers like "Woah, dude. Cool." The oldheads are more like "Yawn. Next." The slightly more expanded versions incorporate other topics like Annunaki.
>>42922789This is a Satanist board.
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>>42922824All boards belong to God.
>>42922691I think the Odyssey tale took place in space. You can't get lost in the Mediterranean Sea for ten years!What if the Ark was a Battlestar? A Mormon created that show.
>>42922691well, look up how Noah's wife Norea (daughter of Eve) destroyed the Ark and Noah had to rebuild it. Norea had supernatural powers because she was "uncontaminated by the archons" and her soul was from the higher reality (pleroma, where Christ came from too.). Enoch was definitely taken up into "space" if you read the book of enoch.
>>42922691Noah's ark isn't real. Also they were very clear on it being a boat in the story. There is no open interpretation here.
>>42922691> what if something in a story was actually something totally different that has nothing to do with the story!
>>42923130many such caseswill smiths after earth is a lovely retelling of the admiralty returning to earth post flood, the lore of avatar covers what the lol sky people did to the natives (basque) when they returned.
