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What magic should I do to become rich? Any specific rituals? How do I manifest wealth like the Jews do? I started learning about kabbalah. Should I join a synagogue or something?
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>>42926092
I just did a spell for luck and wealth and gambled away my last $15 hoping to win big, which pissed me off cause I really needed that money this month. I guess I didn't give it enough time, I should be good to go now though, once I scrape together some money from my mom or something, I'll let you guys know if it worked.
If it does, I have the intention of paying it forward by making a donation to the local townsfolk, like a piƱata filled with some of those Bhutanese penis talismans or something, they're supposed to be lucky.
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>>42926092
>like the Jews do
Judaism doesn't ensure wealth or you would clearly have tried it.

Have you tried divination for lottery numbers, winning dogs/horses, stonks, etc.?
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>>42926156
Should've magicked yourself a job, you idiot. Or if you have a shit one, you conjure up a better job or an apprenticeship in a trade with some future in it.
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>>42926271
ok boomer
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>>42926271
Say, um... out of curiosity... what's a good "new job" spell?
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>>42926092
The ritual to make money is as complicated and time consuming as working any other job. Making it not worthwhile, what you actually want is to he favored by the gods or other entities and just have them bless you with luck and financial windfalls. And you can't make the gods like you anymore than you can make a girl like you, either your soul turns them on or it gives them the ick, nothing you can do about it reallly.
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>>42926092
Just go to your local magic shop, ask her if she has one of those sprays that manifest money. Buy it. Read the instructions.
Spray it on your home and places where you plan to keep the things you buy.
And wait.
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>>42926418
Kek well said... but there are plenty of stories about lovers who changed to win the other.

https://youtu.be/RYk0_U7kf3g
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>>42926092
Jews just lie. Fractional reserve banking began with goldmongers and certificates of ownership.
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>>42926092
Define "rich":
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Sell your Soul to the Devil pray to a False Saint or follow a Pagan Religion



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