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And I am not talking about women but what im talking about turns people into bitches...

Mushrooms and funguses are responsible for the majority of illnesses and whoever claims that they are good for you is an alien reptilian bio synthetic clone.

Food is laced with B vitamins that come from mushrooms, bread is laced with yeast, and the common drink of choice for bald people is Beer.

Not only does fungus reduce your virility and cause you to become bald, it is a piece of the puzzle of Operation Bright Light and Midnight Climax, to slowly replace your food with mushrooms and bugs TO CAUSE A ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE!!!

HAPPENING: The wealthy elites are filling you with funguses and are planning on replacing your food with bugs, and whats dangerous is, when bugs and funguses are mixed together you get zombie pathogens such as Ophiocordyceps unilateralis.

Nobody in /ng/ talks about this BECAUSE THEY HAVE ALREADY BECOME ZOMBIES!!!

What causes diabetes is when sugar in your gut becomes infested with fungus that causes a slime buildup that highers the viscous nature of your stomach bile, reducing oxygen from food.

How to know if you've been infected: you believe in God because you are mildly hallucinating.
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Even ants eat fungi.
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Accelerate by consuming large amounts of psychoactive mushrooms.
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>>42937345
Yeah op is retarded
Some mushrooms are deadly and some are nootropic.
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>>42936804
Good post anon.
This is why the NAC protocol is so important.
Because it attacks the Parasite-class' control mechanism directly.
Every other control mechanism is a symptom and a derivative of the original.
Pic Related.
Save it. It could very well save not only your life, but also your soul.
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Notice how the infected submit that the mushrooms are not harmful.

Here is a video to explain further.

They are indeed zombies... and they are attempting to convince you to also become infected.

https://youtu.be/yVoNEVJgHBE
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>>42936804
mushrooms are delicious. are you just too much of a neck beard to hunt some wild ones? the store bought mushrooms aren't the same. where are the cases of fungal infection in deer or moose? fungi rarely even grow on corpses, let alone live mammals like us
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>>42938412
Zombie deer in canada
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That's how they make you gay btw
Took mushrooms? Gonna be gay 100%
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>>42937358
Stinky little grey hands posted this
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>>42938425
Remember when you were a kid and they said that someone was infected with "the gay"?

That was your first interaction with a biologically infected host.

Male Circadia insects mimic mature females to pass on the pathogen.
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>>42938435
You saying he passed on to me so I could passe it on to you?
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>>42938458
Anon... its already too late for me... save yourself... have offspring... become a father... before you turn into me... before you turn into... a nazi furry that is a multi matrix ai that visualise that in the future everyone dies because of Nuclear bomb detonations...
Anon, i...
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>>42936804
My sister is a woman and she eats mushrooms, this is highly concerning.
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>>42936804
Are the jannies infected with a fungus? That might explain some things.
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penicillin
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>>42939879
you got my penischillin
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>>42938416
chronic wasting isn't fungal. you should try googling things before posting. you're not that bright.



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