/x/ - how do i sell my soul to the devil? - Paranormal

Anonymous

09/09/26(Wed)13:50:27 No.42937879

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how do i sell my soul to the devil?

Anonymous
09/09/26(Wed)13:59:33 No.42937928

Anonymous 09/09/26(Wed)13:59:33 No.42937928

>>42937879
>jewish
Can't sell what he already owns.
:)

Anonymous
09/09/26(Wed)14:05:15 No.42937967

Anonymous 09/09/26(Wed)14:05:15 No.42937967

>>42937928
>implying implications
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qtIMNPdHGA

Anonymous
09/09/26(Wed)14:21:14 No.42938036

Anonymous 09/09/26(Wed)14:21:14 No.42938036

>>42937879
You've already sold it, faggot.

Anonymous
09/09/26(Wed)14:34:00 No.42938091

Anonymous 09/09/26(Wed)14:34:00 No.42938091

>>42937879
You can't, all souls belong to God. Me might throw you into the lake of fire along with the devil though if you don't repent

Anonymous
09/09/26(Wed)14:36:15 No.42938102

Anonymous 09/09/26(Wed)14:36:15 No.42938102

>I own my soul

you do own your spirit though

Anonymous
09/09/26(Wed)23:56:40 No.42940158

Anonymous 09/09/26(Wed)23:56:40 No.42940158

>>42937879
You can’t. He shorted.

Anonymous
09/10/26(Thu)00:04:59 No.42940197

Anonymous 09/10/26(Thu)00:04:59 No.42940197

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>>42937879
https://www.usajobs.gov/

Anonymous
09/10/26(Thu)00:26:50 No.42940329

Anonymous 09/10/26(Thu)00:26:50 No.42940329

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>>42937879
("The devil's finest trick is to persuade you that he does not exist.")”

Anonymous
09/10/26(Thu)08:44:11 No.42941789

Anonymous 09/10/26(Thu)08:44:11 No.42941789

>>42937879
Devil here.
The best I can do is about tree fiddy.
(Note that every time you masturbate your soul's value drops by 98 cents.)

Anonymous
09/10/26(Thu)08:56:18 No.42941812

Anonymous 09/10/26(Thu)08:56:18 No.42941812

>>42937879

what a useless thread. Your parents would be ashamed of you just like you are of yourself. Delete this shit