I like memes and humor, especially relating to the arcane
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Anyone got the one of the 2 aliens busting down a wall and a naked guy with a pillow in front of his cock? The gay art one
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>>42946370Did not mean to reply
>>42946040Horseshoe theory strikes again
>>42946317I tried uploading it but I literally get "upload failed" every time lol wtf
>>42946903Can you inpaint some busty curvy how alien girls in there? The joke could have a different twist.
>>42946903idk what images are auto-stopped from uploading here, but there's gruesome webms that give an error on blueboards.
>>42946033Its funny since silent went to jail for murder so the meme ain't far off
>>42946373Chris Chan is a fat faggot who literally created a bastardized black magic system off another fat faggot one Jacob Sockness and has been compromised and has been shilled harder into the mainstream as of late fuck that guy and everyone giving him a time in the spotlight
>>42946317Yep
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Old but gold
>>42950604thankst. computer user
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>>42946658DONT DO IT SEÑOR!!!!!!!111
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>>42950752The Light of Christ illuminates even the darkest of places.
>>42950768based
>>42950848>ponderer does not continue below tablegives me some of those "rider waite tarot magician seems not to continue below belt" vibes that's present in some editionsthanks for the high resolution pic
>>42950859That's a big ol' dang moment.
Did you know you can kinda set just about as many alarms as you want on your phone? It's your phone. This has been a growing realisation across my life.
>>42950902>Did you know you can kinda set just about as many alarms as you want on your phone? It's your phone. This has been a growing realisation across my life.and these are the people who want you not to know that occult maneuver
>>42950904Check it. Chillin' in gilded hallsDancing with babes, attending ballsFeeling of spirit, feeling of loveBestowed upon us from those aboveHeavenly Father, and big bro, JesusPouring down blessings, yes, I fall to my knees, bruhEvery single day, don't count them enoughAnd I wile away, puff puff puff
>>42950904everybody's gangsta till he ties up his cloak and rides away on a bicycle
>>42950921kek
>>42950904I can't read that copyright but judging by the triangle cuts on the beer can on the ground, this illustration is from before the 1970sgood times
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are girls a meme
>>42950988NoThey are complementary to males as are complementary to females
>>42950998>being so serious in a humor threadvery complementary, like pic rel eh
>>42950988What are you doing stirring my thoughts in this Australian Boa Construction Forum?
>>42951026sir this is the chinese cobra forum, the australian boa constrictor forum is over that waynevermind their girls are all here
>>42951011>AMORC has practically infinite money>chooses to LARP and be a nigger>OTA hasn't got enough money for the boss to go on a vacation to England>has elaborate catacombs laced with electronics and other effects to infuse the participant with a true experiencedisgusting
THIS IS NOW A SCRABBLE JOKES/AESOPRHYMES THREAD>t. Angel of Babylon, pissing JavaScript into the Coffee Percolator
>>42950988CHIPS ARE FREE, CARDS ARE EXTRA
>>42951061lol
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>>42953747benjamin franklin's writing voice is oddly chris-ish. read what he wrote.ben f. liked old ladies and wrote about it. in a very CWC voice, too.ben f wrote letters to newspapers with a woman-sona.ben f was fascinated by electricity, and rumor has it he tried to reanimate deados.ben f was in the penew-nekhet cult. sonichu is his mickey mouse equivalent.cwc was dead-set on being the mayor of cwcville.cwc seems to not actually be the child of barbara & bob... it seems they aquired someone else's norman kid.
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>>42946057This is funnier than it should be
>>42954026goofus was the kid you'd totally want to hang out with, and gallant was the rat who'd squeal on every little thing. like if gallant saw naughty drawings in your spiral notebook, he'd tell the principal you were distributing subversive materials and accuse you of being a commie or something.goofus just wants to steal beer & cigs and look at naughty pictures.
>>42954144True and based revelation digits
>>42946033I hate memes. They make people stupid.
>>42946062I thought Dravidians were the new Lemurians.
>>42954238i think hate is stupid, it makes people violent
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>>42946062This is actually really interesting. Anyone can give me a QRD or some sources to dig into?
>>42954144yes, seeing that meme back in the day made me understand those 25+ girls screaming at every male that they should only talk politics... chill out bitch gallant, what use is politics if it only leads to more suffering (which it invariably does, if politics is all you know)
>>42955233Only the man of mu and the atlantean could give you a qrd... the former won't speak because it doesn't have your vocabulary, the latter won't speak because it doesn't want atlantis to sink lower.Also: give copper, thx
>>42954026Feels like Goofus and Gallant should be reversed
>>42950868They're called "modesty tables", look them up.
>>42955277oh, you are right, I thought it was the wall we can see but indeed the hashes suggest a cloth or modesty panelthanks anon
>>42954026why is that dude dressed like elvis
>>42955258No copper for (You) before i get something more substantial.
>>42955331hand me over that junkyard scrap and i give u a bucket of internett. totally not an atlantean
>>42946062amber pimps died out, suffering a collective heart attack, when the amber room a.k.a. 8th wonder of the world got losthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amber_Room
>>42955290cause gallant is fucking cool
>>42955463lol
>>42953764I never noticed how much they have in common, LOL
>>42955363Nazis stole the entire thing, carefully deconstructing it and sending it by sea transport to the Reich. It's just one of those unexplained disappearances of people and things alike in the chaotic months before Germany's unconditional surrender. Unlike pieces of art like paintings, the whole thing was huge and weighted a lot. That makes it even more weird - not a single piece of the original Amber Room surfaced. Ruskies were looking for it throughout the war and for decades after. If it was easier for them to gather info on top secret American nuclear bomb information, then it's safe to say that it was likely destroyed - maybe the ship transporting it sank, exploding before sinking, or is simply resting somewhere in the deep parts of the Baltic Sea.
>>42955976>there's some forgotten german village that has the amber room producing superhumansbased and amber pimp pilled>>42955864lol
I ran out of funny memes, my beloved faggots, heterosexuals, and other orientations.Take over, I give you my blessing (or not, if that's your jive).
ka ba la be like >>42950524>>42950604
>>42950884Is this Jewish Capitalism
>>42956147that's an ol'timer anonjews didn't even exist in his time
>>42956154jews existed before they called themselves jews
>>42956187it was a joke but I agree with youtalmudists are the ones that should not roam (especially in Israel)
>>42950930Unfortunately "cerebration" is not the name for the counterpart to inner monologue - if it does have a name, please share. It'd be interesting to know why people can't think like this.
Been digging a couple things outta the archive lately
>>42946521Advanced spirituality is when lucifer is crying or somthing
>>42946033And this one is nice too
>>42957663Advanced spirituality is when you realize that your body exists to keep the skelly inside you sealed. It's not a perfect seal, so you have to make sure you don't leave a skelton behind, by getting creamed.
>>42957663Kind of
>>42950988nah. memes cam be funny sometimes
>>42955331same thing with airplanes. their fuel reservoirs are not big enough to contain all the necessary fuel for the flight. they use trapped spirits to power the plane. turbulence is the spirit trying to escape containment.
>>42950988i love the sweet sweet pheromones of ovulating, sexually frustrated milfs on the subway
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>>42950709>Uncle Sam instead of the Jew
>>42958186I laughed
Does anyone have the green text of that anon who tried to fuck a grey while it gave him sleep paralysis? I want to save a copy of it, I love that one
>>42953747what the actual fuck man
i like this image a lot
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>>42954287Killing stupid people makes the world a better place, so violence is smart
>>42959034carnivores >>>> herbivores
>>42957868Nice one.
>>42957653heh
>>42957674I never understood this and I guess I never will
>>42963625Never read a single page of evola, and yet i love him.
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>>42950958It's "The Wizard In The Kitchen" by David B. Mattingly and it's from '81Check out his website, he has so much based arthttps://davidmattingly.com/
>>42963625Mussolini was an /x/tard? I never would have guessed that.
>>42962482It’s not that deep kekYou know the “every day carry” meme? That thing where you’re supposed to keep 3,000 tiny items in your pockets at all times? It was mostly popular in heavily consumerist countries maybe 5-7 years ago but it’ll still pop up if you google itThis is the schizo iteration of edc. The items are randomly collected and many of them have absolutely no use outside of bizarre, pre-imagined scenarios. Even the ones that are directly useful, like the flashlight, are attached to something fuckloads less useful like the gun. Now you have to muzzle sweep everything you want to look at in the dark.Tl;dr it’s literally just a joke about things a schizo would find necessary to never leave the house without.
>>42964860In that case, it's missing a chessboard.(because... I was the guy going and coming around with a chessboard in my bag, what if I found a potential chess opponent and we didn't have a way to play??)
>>42964873Ha that would be a good one>chessboard>(to scry for masons and dust randos on the bus)
>>42964860I think part of the joke is also that the schizo missed the consumerist point of edc you mentioned and just integrated it to his already crazy philosophy. He didn’t buy anything for it. He doesn’t have an ink pen made of brass in there. He assembled shit from around his house, caught a fucking crayfish, and half the shit is literally imaginary. He just took it like it was a useful philosophy in one of those hilarious schizo moments where they treat something totally irrelevant as an important rabbithole
>>42964860>>42964930you explained the part I knew and understood and not the part I didn'tI know edc memes, I have a pasta about them saved, it's that the items in that image have nothing about them?like the concrete and gun is funny on its own but the other items aren't and I though maybe they were references to something or referencing each other in a way
>>42965376Then it is simply a meme that you do not think is funny.
Nice of the princess to invite us over to her secret occult ritual, gay Luigi?
I wish this was me
>>42967998Do not wish, but affirm.
Wow! The nobody general got much better since my last visit!Oh wait, it's /x/ humor...>>42967149>32000 virgin girlsI don't think most of them will see any action, in the last mandela effect revision, Solomon himself cut his wives up from 3000 to 700, imagine messing with the fabric of reality just to get rid of the 2300 in excess.32000 is overkill.
it's somefinkwhat do you fink about it?
>>42969800Is this AI or just a really bad shitpost
>>42969820you dolt, before ai the majority of this shit was badly drawn.you buffoon, you ape.
>>42969826'Badly drawn' isn't how I'd put it
>>42950904>>42950958This was a pretty good series.Don't remember if 3 or 4 books.I believe Del Rey is the publisher.Sometime between 1980-1984, I think.Can't reverse image search on my phone due to being a ginormous bundle of sticks.
>>42950904>>42950958https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Time_of_the_DarkBarbara Hambly author.14y/o me enjoyed it, and I've only gotten less mature and sophisticated since the 80s.ymmv.
>>42970221I never liked those things.Literally the only kid in every school I attended who was like "meh" when a teacher would break them out.
>>42973642this is for-real a massive gargantuan TRVKENVKE. this right here. this is where the crazy big shit becomes real.people are so used to dishonesty and deception that it comes like breathing or doing tasks on autopilot. every day people mindlessly tell little fluff white lies, every day people put on a false front and go through the motions. it's so natural and practiced, no one notices it. if someone forgets to put on their fake face or accidentally tells their coworker that her hair looks stupid or that her laugh is annoying, it's shame time. truth-teller just lost face.and face is everything. how something appears at a 30ft distance is everything. close examination is what people fear most. little details are what people desperately try to hide, distract from.some folks who know some shit are all casual smiles, success, living large, impressing people. but they are able-bodied. they are able to work long jobs without collapsing. they never had any medical emergencies that make you wonder how they didn't die 10 years ago. they smirk & wink, they talk in code and giggle at your ignorance.then there's the serious people who are fed up and not in the mood for bullshit timewasting games, and if you dare waste their time, they will make you pay dearly, and not with money. some things money can't buy. if you have to heal yourself, you can't outsource that. you have to heal YOURSELF, no one else has the access to you. your energy, time, problem-solving, all that stuff. and more.and if we're gonna tell you someone is a tranny, you better fuckin listen. if we tell you the real shit, you know from how it hits you. we're sick of deception and we're gonna blast it with light.
>>42973656demons irl are as horrifying as basement rats, they look like slimer from ghostbusters, and you should really just smash them like roaches until they flee in terror. demons need you to fear them, but they're actually oversized mosquitoes.
>>42970217It's probably actually been 15 years. Someone needs to update the meme.
>>42973679>>42973681This man is the best representation of how most people, including world leaders and their armies, are weak compared to the spirit of determination. Sucks that he became too sadistic and his men turned on him.
>>42974640>his men In a conversation with Tizenhausen, as Golubev transmits it, he said that in his entourage “some are crooks, others drunkards, third debauchees, fourth common criminals, fifth quarrelsome people or simply fools,” and that “moral purity is unknown to them.” The baron assured his interlocutor that he “with all his soul” awaited the moment when, on Russian territory, he would be able “to replenish the division with an element of pure, bright people,” and leave not a single one of its present fighters, for they were fit only as “a battering ram for destruction.” It was assumed that for governing these new “bright people” the whip would no longer be needed.
>>42973069nice.yeah i never liked them. they taste like shit. but our class-porno-addict-clown swore by them. also at first i didnt believe that meme until i actually went and checked in the store>its realand then researched that the father of the guy who "invented" oreos is a high rank freemason, mainstream media even said so>its real x2>>42973652oof.>>42973672dang anon. but my research leads me to believe its the entire life and not just the split moment of the transit (death). why else do tibetan monks train their adam kadmon their entire lives? to traverse the astral /afterlife/ and have a strong aetheric body.
>>42973681Scarlet! Police! On ghetto patrol! (ghetto patrol!)
>>42974673Question is, how would he recruit willing volounteers? This isn't like Mount & Blade where you visit nearby villages and recruit hundreds of volounteers to your army.
>>42977675He was lead to believe that Japan supported ataman Semyonov and large scale anti bolshevik uprising was beginning
>>42976704Pov: what happens to you if you spend time on /x/ generals
>>42977675>>42977678Mongols also made it clear that they don't care about his schizophrenic fantasies and that if he doesn't fuck off back to Russia they might poison him, so he was pretty desperate.
>>42979310suddenly i am reminded of that odd dream where a matured male white wolf was constantly appearing in odd places, like a public building, a private home, a truck parked by wilderness...
>>42979322if you posted this on tumblr 10y ago, the auto system would block your post and ask you if "you're okay" and give you resources for anti-starvation ED.but they were totally cool with mega fatties and heart attacks.being too thin is nono bad, being 500lbs with limbs blackening from diabetes is a-okay for socmed.
>>42958026That's pretty funny lol.>>42958060This makes me think of the unicode.
>>42953747They live in the same country...there's a non zero chance they are genetically related somehow
>>42973676Nice
>>42979360My man, it's over now. You need to let go of the trauma...
>>42979322But i am very dysphoric about my male ribcage and shoulders and skull and hands.
>>42986419eat more and work out/do gymnastics. i still am somewhat the same, but doing good things for your body helps you with these kind of feelings and thoughts>t. former mr skeltal, now just skinny
THE PIC LIMIT WAS REACHED DAYS AGOLETHERDIE
>>42957868After all these years I still homd that Platonism is unjustly tiered and represented. The quote doesn't even have to do with any Platonic practice, and given that it was really influential for Gnostics and Hermetics it should be at the top.
>>42987008>>42986419seconding that. I just recently started with light workout and raising my calorie intake and already feel a bit better with myself simply from actively working towards becoming less bony.
