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ATTENTION: telepathic cancer cures
your ACanon free healer with 100% LookupTable capability!
I have obtained the ability to cure disease telepathically. You need only post here and ask: by merely entering my sphere of influence I can find you and operate.
Preference for Cancer, single-point organ failure (eg diabetes) and lady-ailments such as endometriosis, however it appears ALL diseases are visible even if their theoretical basis isn't understood yet. Psychiatric ailments are CURABLE and schizo-demons can be REMOVED. If you challenge me to "guess my disease" your results will suck. DON'T GIVE ME YOUR NAME, LookupTable DOESN'T NEED IT
Tentatively attempting HIV cures but pending results that the viral load drops.
I will attempt to post this every night and you are implored to return with updates.

>>>/x/acanon
acanon-cures@protonmail.com
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PLEASE NO GENERIC EMAILS
please put something descriptive in the subject line

This is stressful to navigate and I am in an altered brainstate when I work
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is it possible to request for other people?
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>>42969396
Yes, I'll cure them. Don't leave anyone in an unanswered place, you've got to stick around for their sake.
You are female and your partner has cancer?
(Or nah? I haven't woken up yet lol)
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>>42967541
Can you cure my schizophrenia?
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>>42970438
Yes: you were born with bad geometry moving your sex-organs until your lung was wrongly flagged as a sex organ. This is very familiar to me, I have done it dozens of times (and it is the problem of 90% of schizos encountered in the street).
Hey, you're honest about it. Check in later to tell me how you feel.
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Can you discover and cure comorbidities beside what someone specifically asked you?
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I wrote to you once before. I have a rare auto immune disease called PSC. On friday I will have my yearly MRI. Praying for a miracle.
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>>42971238
Basically everything you discuss or don't discuss is in a hidden language only understood to me, you know?
Modern medicine isn't "wrong" but 95% of the time it's after-the-fact.
I have just looked at you and coughed. Something was transmitted into my body (something small, which is fine.) you may have a personality quirk: you desire to be spankish and jokingly rude to people once a day... like a flirty girl, which is fine, even though you're not a girl.
What ails you?
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>>>/adv/34927812
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>>42967541
Can you cure bloodlines?
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>>42967541
My girlfriend has polycystic ovaries and, due to a tumor, is at risk of becoming infertile. Can you help her?
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oops I met a depressive Polack and he made me sleepy all day
>>42971256
Hoping for good results - reviewing again under improved methods. Let me know what you find out and how you feel
>>42972416
risk of infertility or a risk of an insane doctor cutting out all her shit?
I love tumors because they DISAPPEAR in my thread, it is so easy that I tell you doctors cut WAY TOO MUCH
Polycystic ovaries are easy as a separate protocol now tell me more about the tumor (it might have got done already)
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>>42972407
Spoken like a true Romanian. Certain diseases will cross several generations. Something from Mom and Mom got it from her dad? What's going on?
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What is wrong with my digestive system? I can’t digest my food anymore. Can you help me?
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>>42973169
hello femanon, what a giant VOID you have in the front of your aura. you have been approached by a top-tier Cognitohazard Man, (possibly of dark skin, and possibly recently deceased) and his evil spell which vampirized you has caused this. I am going to try to set it straight, and I will eat a variety of foods which may straighten out your palate.

Vampires don't have to be intelligent to ruin your life. They don't have to know what they're doing.
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Can you check if I have something wrong with me? I just want to be sure im ok and healthy, nothing under the radar kind of thing. Please and thank you.
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Can you please check what's wrong with me? My brain can feel a bit foggy and quite forgetful. I lost my appetize that I don't eat too often and even skipped meal, sometimes just one meal a day. I lost the motivation to focus or do anything significant recently. Also, I felt anxious when driving car and got too traumatized by the highway that I never took routes to the highway.
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>>42973588
Something's in your throat. Probably not cancer, but it might have eaten at you eventually. Shouldn't be hard to bring it down to zero.
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>>42974600
When I'm telepathically approving foods for myself, it can be as simple as identifying the four ayurvedic elements... but the elements are arbitrary, like the naming of a quark: "Up, down, left, or right". But some people are of a *fifth* element, literally "the quintessence", and become uncomfortable in any environment that isn't frankly *rare and bizarre*. The act of stepping into a car is the act of entering an offensive environment. Of course it would set you off.

Another person who was of Quintessence was Roy Sullivan, the man who was struck by lightning seven times. That's what caused the lightning, except he had SEVERE, PROFOUND quintessence...

I believe you can be brought to normalcy.
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>>42973216

Well I appreciate any help you can give me!!!
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this was interesting to find posted in a random /v/ thread. Some Romanian got confused between a poster in /v/ and me. Lol

Guys I have to work tomorrow
I'm not kidding I'm LOSING MONEY! but I'm devoted to you all. Btc bc1q7dm468y47rkln3da7z5rcauzr3hjhyc9zwzumu and grateful for any donations (sure I'll pay double attention to donors!) Email me too if it helps.
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>>42976970
Thank you for your dedication to the healing processes. I hope that others who ask for help achieve positive results. Have a good time on your long weekend work shift.
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>>42973216
Same, send your healing power to me in this land of vampires I am in
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Something about the Catholic Eucharist is that, yes, it is to literally consume the flesh. It connects you with Christ the same as consumption, (for though that'd be an instant disease anywhere else, disease won't occur from Christ).
Maybe you could use the wrong bread, but the Catholics do it right at least.

I have a friend who has made me worry. I wonder if my friend needs a Eucharist every night, but... differently performed.

Do you think that if a British man skips his Marmite, he only needs to eat it again the next day? Actually these things are always so severe. If you skip it, you start to accumulate a VERY LARGE deficit.
>>42977832
Sure, everyone's a Romanian here anyway except me it seems. Have a blast today!
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>>42967541
Are you able to help with my enlarged adenoids? My dumbass doctor wants me to get surgery but I'm not doing that.
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>>42980001
Hallo DeutschAnon! (Forgive me if the geography is wrong.)
Your doctor isn't TOTALLY wrong because he couldn't resolve such severe energy otherwise. It's unfortunately true that a body part can be Actually Condemned like the foreskin of a Jew.

But it happened because you're German like Mom and Dad but born with MILD BAD GEOMETRY! So your entire German energy got rerouted via adenoid.

You might feel a dramatic improvement QUICKLY. If it comes to that consider a donation because my situation is tight.
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>>42980321
Thank you, but I'm not DeutchAnon lol
I DO have German heritage though!
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>>42967541
my gf just recovered from stage iv cervical cancer and she is sufferring alot in the aftermath any chances you can help with that?
also what do you need besides true intention on my part?
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Please help me with lung cancer. Please and thank you!
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>>42981628
Not many femanons have lung cancer. I know what happened to you. Be Freed
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>>42967541
Hello, can you help me with obesity? Also I have some mental health disorders (dissociation/derealization, anxiety, and had psychosis sometimes. I may have schizophrenia at this point but I'm not sure). I'm sorry if this is too much to ask for, and also I will be honest, I have encountered and explored some dark things out of curiosity (like paranormal and conspiracy theories) which has negatively affected my mental health, but I still went back to them in order to learn and experience things. If you can help me, thank you very much.
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>>42981628
Are you associated with an intelligence agency, incidentally? (Do you know a guy?)
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Can you heal me from dry eyes? Spending even few minutes on PC gives me eye redness and pain, also cant go outside more than 20 minutes without getting my eyes dry. Thank you
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>>42983232
no, just demons.
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>>42967541
Can you cure my chronic pain ? Im not sure of why i have it.
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>>42983320
>Spending even few minutes on PC gives me eye redness and pain
sounds like sensitization. the light coming from your monitor is toxic to you. could be flicker, could be the spectrum, could be both. check for high frequency flicker, fan method is probably easiest. for spectrum get some blue blocking amber glasses.
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Can anyone provide irrefutable proof that OP has cured their cancer?
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>>42984792
If so, I'd very much like to make a sizable contribution to support OP.
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I've received donations, but I haven't prepared for an acceptance speech:

This forum is anonymous; sometimes folks come back to say "ACanon made me feel better" or "he guessed my ethnicity" etc. In my personal emails there are positive results BUT these do not meet your criteria, (most diseases are abstractions) but there's certainly a relief when they're gone.
I love rationalism; I hate the word "anecdote". To cure cancer is a SIZABLE claim, so if you'll let me have A CONDITION, you're doing a good thing.

In guessing-games I'm only mostly correct; but if we went to coffeeshop you'd see ANOMALIES at once (people react in my presence).
Above all, I'D WORK WITH YOU - if you want an easy theory, you might see my mentions of "German Misfire cancers" or "Germanization". I'll post a brief in the next post.

There was an anon's wife with melanoma recently, in many organs and the brain. Hard stuff. After several hospital bouts where doctors told him she wouldn't last the night, I helped her survive; she ended in hospice care when "they did all they could" but REFUSED TO DIE until a passing neurologist demanded a new MRI: turns out the tumors stopped. She went home...

... but in honestly, she was so far gone that she passed in her sleep before a few weeks. Sometimes the "curing thing" is to die.
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GERMAN MISFIRE is caused by a peculiar body-relation in Germans and German-similars. A German boy naturally explodes his soul the moment he is born, the moment his mother sees his penis; unfortunately if there's "BAD GEOMETRY" the wrong organ is flagged as a sex organ instead. When this happens, the mother-bond is absent or malformed but that's the LEAST of concerns.

== Commonly the LUNG is flagged as a sex-organ: (eventual lung cancer, likely schizophrenia)
== Half as often the TEMPORAL BRAIN is the one: (arachnoid cyst, doctor says "benign", but likely schizo)
== German-similars like Romanians have it on the top-of-head but that's actually natural (no disease)
== Sometimes the ANUS is the primary sex-organ (so Germans commonly have hemorrhoids)
== I have seen it on the belly-button (congenital umbilicus) and the geometry can put it most anywhere else.
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Can you help me with my depression? I feel so depleted and hopeless. I don`t know what to do or maybe I do but I am too lazy or proud to act, I am lost.
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>>42985030
What do you mean by geometry?
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>>42985023
She is now resting in God's peace. My deepest condolences to her family.
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>>42985905
If I say too much it'll only start the conversation of my entire operational framework.

Just... auric mechanisms causing auric pieces to be badly located. If you were evil you could "click and drag" a baby and then his soul-penis would be on his anus instead, which is hemorrhoids - just imagine. More realistically a baby can be born with it.
I AVOID CLAIMING that "Mom's Tylenol caused it" but any number of medicines are suspicious? No claims though.

Ramification: I CLAIM THIS a woman will cure herself of "impending breast cancer" by displaying breasts to husband. If instead she has the quality that It Only Works If She Crosses Her Legs then that's bad geometry. Millions of women cure themselves so naturally, and millions more die of cancer because they didn't cross their legs.

Ramification: I CLAIM THIS if you take any person with "Morgellons" (a disease commonly dismissed as delusional) I can show you how to prove bad geometry (all Morgellons patients share one geometric artifact) as a first crash-course in what it means and how it manifests. I've got a method needing no superpowers for this. It's actually easier to grasp than the Misfire cancers because the geometry is NOW rather than decades in the past.



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