>WhereEastern State Penitentiary >WhenTBD but 10/29 thursday-10/31 saturday seems like a good window>What do I bringyour best magic and weapons, we are gonna trap some souls and sacrifice shit to the devil>How much?were gonna book a private tour of the Penn with a hot slut https://easternstate.org/historic-site/group-visitsbut we got to do it 4 weeks in advanceWho wants to organize this shit better?got 10 days to book
>>42975583>hello, this is Anon… uhh Anonson and I’m looking to book a group tour here>yeah so we do actually have a special request, though. Firstly, we would like to be able to carry our katana (or wakazashi). secondly some of our group members are uhhh… heavy so we’ll need to make sure we stay on wide paths. Lastly and most importantly, though, we need our tour guide to be a hot slut.>is that something you guys are equipped to handle?
>>42975720Please someone call.
>the hot slut you ordered
See you then
>>42975583>anons show up for their tour and guide actually is a hot slut>12 autists proceed to stare at the floor while unironic fun slut gives what would otherwise be really good tour
Do you guys mind if I bring weapons
>>42975583The website doesn't provide headshots of the tour guides
I'll be there but not in physical form. Please leave me orange juice.
I can see it now...
>>42975720Ask them if I can bring my statistics and hold a presentation about per capita!
>>42977304Maybe we can ask them to arrange a hooker we vote on beforehand as tour guide? She doesn't have to get the historic shit right. She can just make up some spooky sounding shit.
>>42922431okay but specifically what movie is that image from
