Anyone else just grateful that their shitty existence is going to end briefly and that there is no afterlife or immortality for humans?At least I didn't spend my whole life being a wage slave.
>>42993622I'm going to live forever. I'll never die.
>>42993622go back to sleep timmy, your 9 to 5 waits you. gotta pay them bills son
>>42993622I don't know who are the bigger retards, those that think there's nothing after death, or those that actually like the idea of nothing after death.
>>42993647there just may be nothing for most of them if we extrapolate from the percentage of people who didn't have NDEs when they died for a while
>>42993656No one ever endured brain death and then came back. In all such "deaths", brain function continues.
I'd never call this "life" existence. It's all been so empty and meaningless it's only a step short of full blown non-existence. The solution to that isn't more of it when I die. Fuck you. Give me a beautiful anime heaven where I can hang with all the other bishounens and go on gay rainbow adventures across space and time for eternity.In fact that's just what I'm gonna have.
>>42993622There is an "afterlife", but it sucks ass. Reincarnation is real, it's a bureaucratic system. Don't trust shit you see after death, it's all a hologram. Everything those people see during NDE's is a holographic projection.
>>42994608how do i prepare and get ahead of the curve? i wanna be an afterlife boomer, hogging other soul's resources and making their lives miserable for its own sake.
>>42993622To a point the world collapsed during covid, continues to if we are the last real ones left let the smart cities have the normies.
>>42994623Do what boomers do.Imagine a giant sub playing ACDC and lawnmower noises in your head. Imagine there is a dial that goes from 0 to "birth of a star", crank dat shit up beyond that. Imagine the entire universe being permeated with that sound, all the trees being atomized. Scream giant N words (hard R, important) like a retard in your head as loud as you can, and imagine you have the ability to bass boost it beyond hearing limits. Imagine you have the ability to create a red ball in your head, have the red ball multiply exponentially; you could also create an infinite amount of red balls. Really eat up all their yummy ram.
>>42994650Imagine every planet in the universe having its surface area entirely populated. Imagine that choir screaming something of your choice at the same time all across the universe.
>>42993622Absolutely.
>>42994650>>42994659making all of existence resound with the echoes of a Gorillion Nigger words sounds good. but you're just describing how i spam someone's afterlife servers until they lag for everyone. so how does the bureaucracy relate? is holographic processing power the equivalent of money? i was mainly intent on hoarding wealth. and being obnoxious is good and all, but won't there be any afterlife police or afterlife shame involved? if i want to fuck them up i have to be better prepared than just briefly lagging their servers until they patch it
>>42994659Imagine the highest frequency you can think of, now allow that frequency to exponentially rise. Do the same as last message, broadcast it everywhere all at once.
>>42994680The AI requires energy to keep the hologram running. It farms souls for this. They collect the excess to profit from. They have to listen in on it, so earraping them is a good way to keep them out. From then on you can not only lag the servers but lead to excessive power usage. If the demiurge loses more power than it can gain, same as any machine, it will die.
>>42994680Another aspect to the red ball method is the non-stop stream of useless data. The durge trains itself on people.If one could streamline the process of feeding it useless shit, it can no longer function right. Feeding it the wrong information helps too.
>>42994696i dont want the demiurge to die. i want to become his accomplice, even if a low-ranking one. maybe backstab him later. but my main goal is to become a sleazy fuck and annoy other souls. i leave the demiurge slaying up to others. i doubt they'll let me roam free, especially if i just incapacitated their AI with earrape. there will almost certainly be several layers of impassible prison firewalls. are you sure i can't just befriend them or ask to become a prison guard?
>>42994724>are you sure i can't just befriend them or ask to become a prison guard?You can, it's quite easy. Just cuck out to satan, worship him and he will give you gifts. But why would you *want* to do that?This place is dying, and will die. Why would you want to join just before the fall?
>>42994735idk, get the full breadth of experience. get free stuff. troll the system, be contrarian. i'll consider it if i get the chance. if its super easy and basic its sounds quite nice. i just thought that afterlife boomers might be somewhat privileged and funny. you're describing them more like regular normies.
>>42994751You will not get the full breadth of experience, it will always be behind a paywall, you will have to give up more and more of your will until you no longer want to do anything except torment souls, push buttons and pull levers. >troll the system, be contrarian.You would be supporting the system>you're describing them more like regular normies.They are turbo normies, they are wagies that have no rights or will of their own. They are appendages.
>>42993682>No one ever endured brain death and then came back. In all such "deaths", brain function continues.Of course, like most posters here you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. There's a 30+ year old research base of hundreds of peer reviewed papers on NDEs at the university of virginia alone...Much of it directly contradicts your statement but of course, you've never even read a single abstract let alone a single paper. How are all of you clueless dumbfucks so supremely confident? It's crazy.
>>42993622consciousness is a force of nature, like fire. you put out the fire, you are not killing the fire, you are merely extinguishing one expression of it. the force still exists, forever unchanging, waiting for a spark elsewhere.
>>42994801try googling the definition of "brain dead" before reading through studies. i never claimed there were no studies on NDEs. In fact, I implied that NDEs do occur (which goes without saying). That about covers the only claim you made in your entire comment, which is that a study exists... which I never denied. The rest is an unhinged tirade of insults. Well done successfully making one coherent (though unrelated) claim, that puts you leagues above the average third-worlder.
>>42993622>and that there is no afterlifeWho's gonna tell him?
>>42994801the irony of this post
>>42993622Haha lmao
>>42993622How do you know there's no afterlife tho?
>>42993622You don’t know for a fact, what happens after this life.How does anything exist?Everything we call real comes wrapped in mystery.Because there is this there is more than this.The very wonder of our own reality is enough precedent to concede that more is possible.
>/x/>pseudo-philosophical debated about afterlifegod I hate what this board had become
>>42994772if the system is about to collapse and people like you want me to stay vigilant that would make me contrarian tho is what i mean. a boomer is at the top of the normie food chain. gaining the full breadth of experience is to experience every lifestyle. riding horses, being royalty, being a homeless bum, a schizo, a normie... etc. I have no personal beef with the demiurge or those who want his system gone.
>>42993622Non-existence does feel like a blessing compared to endless reincarnation with zero recollection or choice in who I am and where and why I'm going where I incarnate. I truly hope there is something better on the other side of this material life, but if there is nothing after this then that's fine with me too. I just really don't wanna come back to this world, with all of its rules and restrictions and limitations and suffering and issues. I just want it to be over, I'm just holding out for my loved ones. I'm grateful that my life hasn't been as miserable as the lives of many others, but I'm not gonna pretend that life is some fantastic miracle that I should cherish every moment of. I feel like a pig in an industrial farm, occasionally catching glimpses of sunbeams.
>>42996150>I feel like a pig in an industrial farm, occasionally catching glimpses of sunbeamsNicely put, im stealing this word for word for future use
>>42996412Feel free: may it be a rung on your own ladder towards liberation.
