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Imagine you’re a fairy for a moment.
What would you even do all day?

Or just discuss fairy folklore if you want.
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>>42994091
Jerk off random anon in public and make them embarrassed. No one will believe them.
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>>42994091
imagine your a hueman for a moment?
what would you even do all day? jerk off?

or just discuss hueman folklore if you want.
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I don't spawn in until a protagonist encounters me.
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>>42994091

Sex, probably
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>>42994151
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WRONG nobody spawns in until you acknowledge them, you are not a hylic nor hedonist, you're the protag the rest of us are are NPC's this is YOUR personal hell
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>>42994276
well your not discussing hueman lore so you better be hard hunny. heres one, its deep - on the rainbowbody, if you were to autistically catalogue the valance shell configuration of ever object of this earth that has ever pierced your fleash you would find it be a small range of all potential valence shell configurations, and if one could with all potential shell configurations for the purpose of exploration open the body you would find your temple contains red flesh, orange flesh, yellow flesh, green flesh, blue flesh and purple flesh... no MAGEenta fleash though, 6 bodys for beasts only.
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>>42994278

So I’m the main character and this is my personal hell?
Guess that makes you all the background noise.
Fair enough.
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>>42994091
hollow out a watermelon and try to live inside it
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>>42994285

So according to this, beasts get the six colors and mages would need the magenta one.
Guess most of us are stuck with the regular flesh then.
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>>42994320

Already tried.
Too sticky.
Thx for your bump
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>>42994327
no I haven't?
The question is about what I would do remember
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>>42994331

Fair enough.
I took your message for a troll, you know, kind of like, "go do something else somewhere else".
In French, you'd say, "Go cook yourself an egg."
>My bad

I maintain that living in a watermelon is far too sticky and requires a lot of maintenance. Removing all the pulp and lining the walls with propolis might yield something not too bad.
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>>42994367
Albeit his message was the most serious in the entire thread.
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>>42994367
Vous avez tout fait foirer !
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>>42994373

Welcome to 4chan
By being constantly exposed to bad behavior, we tend to see it everywhere.
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>>42994322
you build a crimson body based on what you consume... why do you assume the mage temple eludes you? just build it
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>>42994384
All I see is fairy dust.
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>>42994285
she's cute :3

hello anon me have read your earlier posts about cellular apoptosis and how it is caused by consumption. myself am preparing for the 40+2 days in the cave by consuming less and less, you are a great inspiration!
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Finger my little fairy slit and squirt on people so they think it's about to start raining
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>>42994530
Yall will starve yourselves for 42 days or something? Cool '‘3 Report back progress
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>>42994530
thats kind of you to say, why do you wanna be Here forever doe?
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>>42994530
>https://youtu.be/H6yrpYWMyRs?si=0zhZjpMMpMLnPz46
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>>42994091
dance
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>>42994542
will do,
not to starve the body but to strenghthen it with prana!

>>42994585
>why do you wanna be Here forever doe?
to explore the depths of this existence, and maybe attain to rainbow body and do good deeds... how do you see the journey?
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>>42994695
> how do you see the journey
mid
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>>42994695
theres perks doe
https://youtu.be/512LdocMZnI?si=HhOCjKvZHh4UPjEw
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>>42994662
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>>42995027
need tunez to dancez
>https://youtu.be/D5qFyHNy7jg?si=djbqeh4JRkkXjKgK
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>>42995027
I'll invite others to dance with me.
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>>42994091
Go and tell my neighbour's dog to shut the fuck up
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>>42995260

Pond that ass, it's pretty funny
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>>42995728

A silencing spell on that stupid dog, very well, tell me if it works.
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>>42994091
are YOU a fairy, OP?
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>>42995755

Of course, my dear, i'm a little fairy, If you want to ask anything, I'll answer if I can.
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>>42995783
chatgpt ahh response
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>>42995783
how do I summon a fairy friend? can I visit your fairy realm? do you have a fairy gift or blessing for me?
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>>42995817

New gen aaah answer
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>>42995835

>how do I summon a fairy friend?
The best I can do is guide you towards people with a magical energy.

> can I visit your fairy realm?
In dreams it's entirely possible, if you see me in your dreams, I will guide you


>do you have a fairy gift or blessing for me?
I am happy to give you my blessing.
Tell me if this changes anything for you.
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>>42994151
I'd get a job and work 45 hours a week
Haha
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>>42995877
thank you. I feel better already. :)
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>>42994147
Don't do that.
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>>42994091
Cause mischief and multiply with the fairy women
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>>42995888

Typical human life
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>>42995928

It's nothing at all, my dear
The pleasure is all mine.
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>>42997493



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