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Anonymous

Summoning women 09/29/26(Tue)00:07:08 No.43019111

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Summoning women Anonymous 09/29/26(Tue)00:07:08 No.43019111 Archived

If i whishet to summon a woman most fair whomst at the sight of me shall have drool spil from both her set lips. What would be the proper incantation
>talk to her?
Whoa lets not get to extream to quickly

Anonymous
09/29/26(Tue)00:08:15 No.43019116

Anonymous 09/29/26(Tue)00:08:15 No.43019116

>>43019111
*set of lips

Anonymous
09/29/26(Tue)00:10:39 No.43019125

Anonymous 09/29/26(Tue)00:10:39 No.43019125

>>43019111
I’ve got you OP. Repeat the following:
>I’ve come to apply for the special education aide position.

Anonymous
09/29/26(Tue)00:16:39 No.43019148

Anonymous 09/29/26(Tue)00:16:39 No.43019148

>>43019125
Xd this can end quite poorly in my experiance

ChatTDG !!Z0MA/4gprbd
09/29/26(Tue)01:25:27 No.43019370

ChatTDG !!Z0MA/4gprbd 09/29/26(Tue)01:25:27 No.43019370

>>43019111

>horse pussy

Ok put down that cunt auger. And no more crayons before bedtime for you anymore!!

Reverse Passing
09/29/26(Tue)01:39:58 No.43019404

Reverse Passing 09/29/26(Tue)01:39:58 No.43019404

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>>43019111

Anonymous
09/29/26(Tue)01:59:08 No.43019458

Anonymous 09/29/26(Tue)01:59:08 No.43019458

>>43019111
No way these are reaching the plate without getting fucked by someone.

Anonymous
09/29/26(Tue)02:00:58 No.43019464

Anonymous 09/29/26(Tue)02:00:58 No.43019464

>>43019458
Its like that guy on /fit/ who got a bladder infection from rubbing his penis between two chiken breasts

Gibbor
09/29/26(Tue)10:08:50 No.43020450

Gibbor 09/29/26(Tue)10:08:50 No.43020450

Fuck you for making me laugh so hard. Thanks. I needed a serious laugh.

Anonymous
09/29/26(Tue)11:57:39 No.43020819

Anonymous 09/29/26(Tue)11:57:39 No.43020819

>>43019111
>>>/mlp/