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New year's day is the 8th day of Jesus' life. The year begins on the day of his circumcision.
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Jesus, not being an addled Jew, tried to sue the priest class, for harming him. That's what the bust-up in the temple was really about. That's why the evil goyim do different things to babies. Stuff that is not obvious like circumcision. I know they zapped me, and they are hiding it to stop me suing them. They could have got me on Christmas Day.
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>>43019230
Jesus was born on September 11
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>>43019230
According to the Armenian Church, the life of holy individuals is always complete, so they always die on their birthday.
I know, this is a very reliable source and if I accept this authority, I should be an Armenian.
But just consider this. According to them, Jesus must have been born on Good Friday, Christmas and Easter are actually at the same time.
This is supported by the Bible which puts the Holy Family in kind of a springtime scenario with the shepherds and such.
Perhaps we have been wrong all this time.
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He only has the tip of his foreskin removed.
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The first but not last injury He suffered

>Watch out for those dogs, those evildoers, those mutilators of the flesh.
Philippians 3:2, New Testament
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Oh wow, "only" his ridged band removed.



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