Also, has anyone ever spotted these guys outside the US?
>>43020696Theres a fairly widely known case in the UK where they turned up. Cant remember the name offhand though.
>>43020696I once heard about a UFO sighting in a northern country (I don't remember if it was Sweden or Norway or Denmark or Finland because I always mix these up) where men in black allegedly showed up. It was one of these typical sightings in the 50s or 60s which are usually explained as american prototypes and men in black showing up to tell people to not talk about what they have seen.
>>43020973this post was typed by glownigger hands
>>43021166Jig is up, Schlomie.
>>43020973Nah. Shut the fuck up you lying glownigger piece of shit. Take your anti-psychotics your sodomite boss prescribed you and hang yourself. You sjit talking little fucken kid rapist
>>43021226More like both, and that means shut the fuck up cunt, prove your bullshit or fuck off. "Hurrr durrrrrr take your le meds, ughhhhh fuck take ur meds dood"Holy fuck your an insufferable little faggot. Itll be a good day when we finally murder every last one of you lmaoo
>>43021166Look at this little mossad glownigger, durrrrrr it cant be both Youre a little cunt coming on here doing the worst damage control possible. Keep it up you stupid motherfucker.On /x/ telling people to go your kike quack for meds.Heres one: take a shotgun blast from a 10 gauge with your cocksucking mouth wrapped around the double barrell. Ill help you pull the trigger and problem solved
>>43021467Meds duuuuude medsShut the fuck faggot your a little fed cunt that needs killed. Meds? Yeah ill overdose you and watch you die. Take your antipsychotics you fucken dickhead lmaooooo
>>43021467"Im a faggot fed and keep saying the same thing that means i win"What an absolute retard. They need fire incompetent child traffickers like you roflmaoo
>>43021475The right meds will free of us you as you convulse for minutes on the ground and die. Sounds like you need a noose. Fucken faggot lmaooo
>>43021471Look at this retarded fucking fed seethe. Kill yourself you worthless parasite roflmaoooo Fucken retarded faggot
>>43021478A fucken retard with his owm neurological disorder. Theres meds for perseverating like that ya braindead glownigger
>>43021486>suicide is your only hope
>>43020973Congrats you successfully derailed the thread
>>43021166kek look at the schizos seething at these facts
>>43020704I think was an island or coast. Witness says men in black visited her and when they left, she immediately called her friend who was also a witness and the friend said the same MIB were already at her door despite there being several kilometres distance.They saw a craft getting inhaled inside a off coast island which looked absurd and otherworldly. Also group of grays with one towering over 10 metres was outside her house one night
>>43020696I've never seen them nor do I know anyone who has, but I don't think it's crazy to believe there are government agents dispatched to advise/detain/dispatch of eyewitnesses who see things that are supposed to remain classified.
>>43020696Sometimes you have to separate and sometimes you have to group together the physical self....Are they just physical with no oversight to the scientifically unproven world which many experience? I do not think so
>>43021164>>43021451>>43021649You guys are talking to an AI...i think the glowniggers are already out of job
You've got it all wrong. They are not agents for the government, or even aliens. They are interdimensional. They enter this dimension because they are part of the outer control mechanism. They appear as MIB but that is a projection and it is not real. They are the fix it agents for the zoo. The government may have their own versions, but it is like a private versus a major. Two completely different things.
>>43023493>>43023497>meds
>>43023497NTA. I’m looking into meds too. Thinking an acetylcholinesterase inhibitor like galantamine. Would probably help.
>>43023556It probably won’t be. I think my hippocampus is fucked. I just recently learned that people have episodic/autobiographical memories they can relive and that I haven’t since I was a child prior to a severe concussion. Any recommendations, meds anon? The galantamine can double for lucid dreaming but I’m also currently taking lion’s mane mushrooms.
>>43023509I like psychedelics myself.
>>43023761Because it's the most hilarious thing I've seen on this website and it brings me joy to sometimes remind expert psychiatrists such as yourself.
>>43023870Should I go to sleep? Nah I'm just flapping my lil butterfly wings for lurkers to ruin your little bait-switch-then-cry-meds thread. Have you considered the 1886 Men In Black sighting in Dubuque which paints the MIB as a roving band of supernatural nomads? They supposedly called themselves fairies back then but it's almost like the M.O. is to hide behind whatever the most popular modern cryptid is that century.
>>43023727>everyone says take your meds schizo>no one wants to tell you what meds to takeAlready scheduled, meds anon. But it’s true that none of us know about the MIB. I personally think the anons suggesting that it’s multiple different entities/organizations are probably correct. Black is the color of authority. The suit of feds and frauds alike. It’s interesting that feds prefer black suits though. In the modern Italian tradition, and maybe elsewhere, black suits are the garb of mourning and funerals. It’s very much bad luck to wear them for festive rituals like weddings and the like.
>>43023965>>43024009Careful, some tricks get stale. Anons can in fact read so eventually your meds become an identity which fortifies readers against you. /X/ operates like a pseudo oral cult anyway, albeit typed, and some have already discussed the disclosure in The Shining sequel. Protest too much and you light my own signal.
>>43024019>>43024009 (me)Are you saying MIB aren’t multiple entities/organizations? I’m less read in King novels so I’m not sure what the connection is or how it suggests that the MIB aren’t reports of multiple entities/organizations.
>>43024030It comes from one of the first accounts of someone being abducted by strange men wearing all black clothing. They weren't actual fairies just like the MIB probably aren't real aliens. If we strip away the fantasy it's describing a nomadic band of kidnappers like King writes about.>"Dubuque, Ia., March 28 [1886]. Andy Crowe is a well-known and prosperous farmer, living in Center township, Dubuque county. Some years ago he had a daughter, the sole remaining member of his family living at home. The girl, just approaching womanhood, was afflicted with a strange malady that baffled the skill of physicians...">"On reporting her disappearance and what the girl had told him, the neighbors became very suspicious, and charged the old man with making away with her. The neighboring creek was dragged for her body, and the woods and fields subjected to a close search, but no trace of the missing girl was found...">"In just a year from her disappearance she returned home and related a wonderful tale regarding her absence. She said she had been off with the fairies...">"On the third day after coming to Dubuque she came down stairs and informed Mrs. Hayes that she had to go, that two of the fairies had come for her and that they were now upstairs waiting for her.">"Mrs. Hayes followed the girl upstairs, and there, to her amazement, she saw two queer-looking beings resembling men dressed in antiquated black costumes, and with them the girl left the house. Mrs. Hayes followed them to the door and watched them go up the street, when, after going half a block, all three suddenly disappeared in the air..."
>>43020696the suit is a freemason thingtheyre jew cattleor unfortunately confusedthe compass thing round about the neckhang mans noose probably more
>>43020973>yfw typing this postAnyway it was the Solway Incident, the Ilkley Moor Incident, Rendlesham Forest and the Todmorden Encounter where men in black like spooks were involved in the UK.
>>43024019>/X/Lurk moar.
>>43021470>>43021465>>43021451>>43021187hahaha looks like you >>43020973 brought out the real g'lowies and angered them into shitting up yet another thread.to everyone else: notice how the posts are completely unproportional in their rage and seethe in relation to the other anon mocking their low-effortness? and with seemingly several different anons making these posts in such quick succession and with the obvious intent of shutting him up (hence the 'glowie', 'seek psychiatric help', 'meds', etc. spam: all thought-terminating cliches meant to shut down discussion, not to ignite it.).the point of this kind of post is to, in a real primal way, make you think twice about posting/voicing any opinion that contains any sort of critical thought. this is the same instictual behavior that you see in cults, religions,high schools and workplaces with normies bullying weirdos in an attempt to hammer away any undesirable traits that are their near vicinity and making them uncomfortable. you may not notice it, but your brain does, eventually. the desired effect is achieved by accumulation, never immediately. before you know it, you'll think twice about engaging in a thread and asking for proof or being jokingly mean to someone vagueposting about obvious garbage.notice also how greatly discussions on this board (and probably on some others) have degraded. whereas discussions used to be spirited, if disagreaable; and, if not always intelligent, then at least genuine; then currently the lion's portion of the threads here always get hastily turned into a landfill of of several 'people' (god help you if aren't getting paid for this lol) spamming 'glowie' at your post and/or telling you to seek psychiatric help if you dared to call them out for posting cringe, obviously fake slop. if you respond to this post negatively you're a fag who likes to wear diapers and has their euphoria meter fill up and then burst by going above the limit when you fill it up.
Men in black are cryptids. They are the same as-say Foxman of Repton woods. Some conspiracy theories says we live in the Matrix, but I say that's wrong, there's just too many unknown variables.
>>43020696So is Slenderman a Matrix agent then?
>>43023219probably...
>>43020696There's actually two types of MiB - the human glowies and the cloaked ayylmao type. They don't like each other.
stop trying to give your meaningless life meaning because you are an underachiever isolating himself from the public by being tsundere and mysterious.shit´s real and there is no such thing as the matrix , that would be the 4th and 5th dimension which mortals cannot move in.glitches you see are malfunctioning entities or losing their cloaking.get over yourself and make something out of yourself or perish.
One of them showed up, sat down on the porch chair didint say anything for a minute than placed a quarter on his knee, levitated it, and it vanished and said "just like that coin, we can make you disappear" got up and walked down the street turned a corner and was gone. This was late in the AM and neighbors were out doing lawn work and they swore they didint see anybody walk up to the house. Apparently it was a empty threat because I tell everyone who cares what I saw. There was a wierd tone in my left ear the entire time he was near also.
>>43029320and you need to be shot
>>43029475Take meds! WOWZERS go back to your home planet you spacenigger
Man I must've hit a nerve real hard making this thread, I haven't seen this much glow shilling besides in the gangstalking threads.
>>43021673That statement has lost all meaning because people like you overuse it,it means nothing now.
>>43029944they can´t help themselves , they think they own the world and whatever crime they commit is for the greater good and filling their pockets through the blood of innocentsabsolute vile trash , karma will get em
>>43020696>Men In BlackVS>Women In WhiteOpposite factions at war, which is why the MIB mutilate cows, to prevent the women.In 2nd century Rome, Pope Pius I’s brother Hermas wrote that he encountered a UFO in a field. It was 100ft long, reminded him of a sea monster, had a head like ceramic, and “spat fiery locusts from its mouth which kicked up dust” like a thruster. It lands be for him and “merely let forth its tongue” as in extended the ramp down to the ground after landing. The UFO has 4 colours on its head, black, red, yellow and white.Hermas goes passed it and encounters a woman in white, Segri/Thegri, who claims to be sent by God and gives him a prophecy relating to the four colors.In 901AD, the Lakota people encountered a woman in white who came from a cloud, claimed to be sent by the Great Spirit, and gave them prophecy. She turned into a black, then red, then yellow, then white buffalo.In ancient Ireland, a maiden emerged from the sea, claimed she was sent by the Great Spirit, and gave prophecy that the coloured cows would emerge from the sea a year later and they did.Chris Bledsoe claims a woman in white transformed from a see-through bull and served God, gave prophecy.These women, the four colors and the bovine connections have since appeared in almost every belief system for thousands of years.They are Krishna the cowherd’s incarnation colours, the 4 stages of alchemy, the original colours of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse and more.https://youtu.be/JkUrVh8knj8 https://youtu.be/LMv1k49sAM0 https://youtu.be/VlRqTgobV3ohttps://youtu.be/1Jvr4O7pG9I This faction of aliens are using religious influence to both encourage our questioning of our place in the universe and to inspire innovation in primitive species. Early religion led to maths, science, art, architecture etc.They may be genuinely religious themselves, having a greater understanding of the universal consciousness and our relation to it, or just using it to guide us.
>>43029944it's fun to toss them around but these don't sound like actual glowies, they would never be so obvious. and the think tanks wouldn't be so brash. sounds like an unironic DEI hire or [para]military, same thing I guess.
>>43030144Must be boring to not understand things.
>>43030144>Maximum meds. Take them all.Jokes on you, I’m undiagnosed!
>>43030310Funny, it is literally like a perception filter on some people. This guy saw all that evidence from cultures that never met, but something about his mind just couldn’t connect the dots or understand the implications. I don’t believe in NPCs, and I hate to dehumanise people, but when someone on a paranormal board can do nothing but ignore actual evidence given to them, then I do question your sapience.
>>43030401>Hermas’ UFO>White buffalo woman came from a “cloud”>Chris Bledsoe claims the lady helps him summon ufo orbsThe absolute STATE
>>43020696They're real people but they get MK ultra'd since birth with LSD and trauma based torture to be obedient unthinking slaves. It's the same with a lot of those Hollywood sex kitten whores.
>>43030703>fucked up state you are inYou REALLY don’t see the irony in saying that while going around a paranormal board just to tell people they need meds?I mean, COME ON man, I have so little faith in humanity already, you really can’t see it? See yourself?You’re sat alone and all you can think to do is troll people you don’t know. Unironically, take YOUR meds. Sort your fucking life out.
>>43030764touch grass you thread derailer , MIB are very real and they phase in and out of existence.
>>43031107you are actively poisoning an interesting thread , how much do they pay you for acting retarded?
>>43020973>no one has actually ever spotted them in the US either. All bullshit.>Take your meds.Why do you even come to this board?
>>43031162because its a retard pretending to be retarded or an eglin airforce base bored paramilitary wannabe CIA faggot or larping , either way stop feeding him.
>>43020704A Brit band wrote a whole album about them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1MxrNnxdOo
>>43032545>does not get along well with others
>>43030069>She turned into a black, then red, then yellow, then white buffalo.bison*
>>43024030Men in Black aren’t real. Now the DIA, AFOSI, and ONI are all VERY real.
>>43032545you are brown and have no reading comprehension whatsoever , go be an attentionwhore somewhere else
>>43020973again dave, take your own meds first
>>43033257and they wear black suits.....soo ugh I guess they're real?
>>43024626Tell me more. I feel like they are synthetic or cloned and are probably stationed somewhere off planet or underground.
>>43033097Touché
Ill post my recollection of actual MIB here. Screenshot if necessary, this is real. Back in the early 00s youtube was human moderated. Many things got through that shouldn't have, and would sometimes stay up for weeks. What I saw was a vhs camcorder recording from the 90s. This was before ai video trickery or capable cgi. Someone was zoomed in on a near island, small, and it was night time. This nightmare inducing sound started. It was like thunder, but put through an automatic weapon, reverberating off the local atmosphere. I watched a shadow begin appearing on the side of a rock wall. Shortly after, one of them walked out of it and onto the island. He was holding a handheld device that allowed this. There was an arc on the end of it that was lighting up nearby surroundings. A second appeared through one of these shadow portals nearby. They were both looking for something on the ground. I analyzed the footage for weeks. Their color was off, with a slightly greenish tint versus the surroundings. They appeared to be some form of inorganic projections. The video was completely scrubbed from the internet. They appeared as a typical MIB, black suit, hat, shades. The device they were using was obviously making the noise, as the rapid fire thunder coincided with the light bursts from the arc. It looked like something similar to a star trek phaser but the electric arc was on the end. This opened the portal. There was no detail from inside the portal. It was pure darkness. These were not the government agent variety. These were obviously interdimensional. This account is all that is left.
>>43035943Interesting. That's how it's shown in the Umbrella Academy, a device that causes a thunderous portal-vortex with blue lightning. In the story they're used by an interdimensional organization that patrols the timelines.
>>43036031The sound still freaks me out. I remember sending the link to the video to a friend at the time and he bugged out and never spoke to me again. Some people find it mind shattering. It made me feel like I was in an ant farm.
>>43035943why are you specifying that a 90s camcorder video you saw was before ai lol. you'd have to first post it in order for anyone to accuse it of anything
>>43021465>>43021454>>43021451Dang what did the glowie say that's insane seeing so many people call someone out as a clear gloeie then their post gets deleted
>>43037578you can check the archives, but nothing that interesting, just mocking them for low-effort vagueposting.
I think all this stems from dumbass boomers finally realizing the government doesnt have their best interest in mind, but the men in black thing reminds me a lot of these guys now who totally seen aliens but will never talk about them, they just talk about wanting to talk about them
>>43037578just telling everyone to take meds and being bashful with 0 input , typcial derailer / bot / Actually Indian posteryou missed nothing out of the ordinary
I had several years of nearly full conscious awareness during a majority of the interactions with the beings from the stars. I never saw the men in black.. though I kind of did expect to see them in light of what I was doing with the beings when they would show up. I don't doubt that other people have seen them. For whatever reason they left me alone.. The mk ultra program had also abruptly left me to my own direction at the age of 12 after I had found my own way into a disc vehicle that had sat down behind the school on an American army post in Germany.. so there's that. Almost all of the humans are retarded anyway.
>>43037578tl;dr the glowies are actual interdimensional cryptids and they're sperging out because /x/ keeps exposing them across several threads every week.
>>43032609The Stranglers is a great band
>>43020696they could be
>>43039854I think they prefer the term transdimensional, but yes. They glow even in black suits.
>>43030069There’s something to this, I’m sure.
>>43023068If the goal is thread derailment then they are just as likely to be the bots.
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>>43030069ummmmmmm guys is this proof?
>>43044899You really should just buy an ad and quit shitting your noise into random threads.Everyone can see you and your lame fake advertising by constantly samefaging your own posts. You must really be dumb to think that we can't tell it's you again.
