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Also, has anyone ever spotted these guys outside the US?
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>>43020696
Theres a fairly widely known case in the UK where they turned up. Cant remember the name offhand though.
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>>43020696
No.
Also no one has actually ever spotted them in the US either. All bullshit.
Take your meds.
>>43020704
>there’s a thing that happened
>totally well known.
>uhhhh
>cant remember it tho.
Again meds. Take them.
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>>43020696
I once heard about a UFO sighting in a northern country (I don't remember if it was Sweden or Norway or Denmark or Finland because I always mix these up) where men in black allegedly showed up. It was one of these typical sightings in the 50s or 60s which are usually explained as american prototypes and men in black showing up to tell people to not talk about what they have seen.
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>>43020973
this post was typed by glownigger hands
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>>43021150
>I heard a thing
>it was in one of many countries I know nothing about out.
>n-no I don’t know the languages in any of those
>totally heard it tho
>it was typical. I mean I don’t know what typical is….
>it happened in this decade or that decade.
>y-yeah that’s like anytime once in 20 years.
Meds. Take them.
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>>43021166
Jig is up, Schlomie.
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>>43021164
>>43021187
>he's a glowie.
>n-no wait he's Jewish.
Seems like meds needed.
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>>43020973
Nah. Shut the fuck up you lying glownigger piece of shit. Take your anti-psychotics your sodomite boss prescribed you and hang yourself. You sjit talking little fucken kid rapist
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>>43021226
More like both, and that means shut the fuck up cunt, prove your bullshit or fuck off.

"Hurrr durrrrrr take your le meds, ughhhhh fuck take ur meds dood"

Holy fuck your an insufferable little faggot. Itll be a good day when we finally murder every last one of you lmaoo
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>>43021166
Look at this little mossad glownigger, durrrrrr it cant be both
Youre a little cunt coming on here doing the worst damage control possible. Keep it up you stupid motherfucker.

On /x/ telling people to go your kike quack for meds.

Heres one: take a shotgun blast from a 10 gauge with your cocksucking mouth wrapped around the double barrell. Ill help you pull the trigger and problem solved
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>>43021451
>>43021454
>I’m really mad!
>I can’t spell I’m so mad!
>I will kill and murder
You seem like you might be off your meds.
Have you considered taking them?
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>>43021467
Meds duuuuude meds

Shut the fuck faggot your a little fed cunt that needs killed. Meds? Yeah ill overdose you and watch you die.

Take your antipsychotics you fucken dickhead lmaooooo
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>>43021465
>I’m reaaallly mad this time
>I just can’t stop posting my rage
Best get on the meds.
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>>43021467
"Im a faggot fed and keep saying the same thing that means i win"

What an absolute retard. They need fire incompetent child traffickers like you roflmaoo
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>>43021470
>duuuuuuude
>lmaoooooo
The right meds can help with speech problem.
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>>43021474
>who are you quoting?
Meds. Take them.
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>>43021475
The right meds will free of us you as you convulse for minutes on the ground and die. Sounds like you need a noose. Fucken faggot lmaooo
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>>43021471
Look at this retarded fucking fed seethe. Kill yourself you worthless parasite roflmaoooo

Fucken retarded faggot
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>>43021480
>meds
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>>43021478
A fucken retard with his owm neurological disorder. Theres meds for perseverating like that ya braindead glownigger
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>>43021486

>suicide is your only hope
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>>43020973
Congrats you successfully derailed the thread
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>>43021649
I posted truth
This upset the real glowies.
Take
Your
Meds
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>>43021166
kek look at the schizos seething at these facts
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>>43020704
I think was an island or coast. Witness says men in black visited her and when they left, she immediately called her friend who was also a witness and the friend said the same MIB were already at her door despite there being several kilometres distance.

They saw a craft getting inhaled inside a off coast island which looked absurd and otherworldly. Also group of grays with one towering over 10 metres was outside her house one night
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>>43020696
I've never seen them nor do I know anyone who has, but I don't think it's crazy to believe there are government agents dispatched to advise/detain/dispatch of eyewitnesses who see things that are supposed to remain classified.
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>>43020696
Sometimes you have to separate and sometimes you have to group together the physical self....Are they just physical with no oversight to the scientifically unproven world which many experience? I do not think so
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>>43021164
>>43021451
>>43021649

You guys are talking to an AI...i think the glowniggers are already out of job
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You've got it all wrong. They are not agents for the government, or even aliens. They are interdimensional. They enter this dimension because they are part of the outer control mechanism.

They appear as MIB but that is a projection and it is not real. They are the fix it agents for the zoo.

The government may have their own versions, but it is like a private versus a major. Two completely different things.
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>>43023038
>I think it was an island
>n-no maybe the coast, which is uhhh not an island
> there were witnesses and they said things
>n-no I don’t know who they were or where.
>these guys moved between doors at huge speed!
>also big grays!
Have you upped your meds yet?
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>>43023056
>I know nothing about this
>but I will say nonsense about it.
Maybe meds needed?
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>>43023493
>>43023497
>meds
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>>43023219
Meds. Take them.
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>>43023504
You should look into meds.
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>>43023497
NTA. I’m looking into meds too. Thinking an acetylcholinesterase inhibitor like galantamine. Would probably help.
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>>43023544
This might not be strong enough for your mental deterioration but it’s a start.
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>>43023556
It probably won’t be. I think my hippocampus is fucked. I just recently learned that people have episodic/autobiographical memories they can relive and that I haven’t since I was a child prior to a severe concussion. Any recommendations, meds anon? The galantamine can double for lucid dreaming but I’m also currently taking lion’s mane mushrooms.
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>>43023564
>I think my hippocampus is fucked
There’s that I think again. You don’t know just like OP knows nothing.
Maybe actually get it checked out so you can get the appropriate meds. At the moment you are home remedy tier. You need pro meds. Go to your local pro med dealer (a doctor). Then go to another one.
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>>43023509
I like psychedelics myself.
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>>43023742
Why would you screenshot and keep that?
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>>43023761
Because it's the most hilarious thing I've seen on this website and it brings me joy to sometimes remind expert psychiatrists such as yourself.
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>>43023802
>posting schizophrenic nonsense makes me feel superior
Have you considered meds?
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>>43023870
Should I go to sleep? Nah I'm just flapping my lil butterfly wings for lurkers to ruin your little bait-switch-then-cry-meds thread.

Have you considered the 1886 Men In Black sighting in Dubuque which paints the MIB as a roving band of supernatural nomads? They supposedly called themselves fairies back then but it's almost like the M.O. is to hide behind whatever the most popular modern cryptid is that century.
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>>43023908
>stephen king movie image
>trolling
>have you considered this total shit about fairies
Get yourself on the meds
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>>43023727
>everyone says take your meds schizo
>no one wants to tell you what meds to take
Already scheduled, meds anon. But it’s true that none of us know about the MIB. I personally think the anons suggesting that it’s multiple different entities/organizations are probably correct. Black is the color of authority. The suit of feds and frauds alike. It’s interesting that feds prefer black suits though. In the modern Italian tradition, and maybe elsewhere, black suits are the garb of mourning and funerals. It’s very much bad luck to wear them for festive rituals like weddings and the like.
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>>43023965
>>43024009
Careful, some tricks get stale. Anons can in fact read so eventually your meds become an identity which fortifies readers against you. /X/ operates like a pseudo oral cult anyway, albeit typed, and some have already discussed the disclosure in The Shining sequel. Protest too much and you light my own signal.
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>>43024019
>>43024009 (me)
Are you saying MIB aren’t multiple entities/organizations? I’m less read in King novels so I’m not sure what the connection is or how it suggests that the MIB aren’t reports of multiple entities/organizations.
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>>43024030
It comes from one of the first accounts of someone being abducted by strange men wearing all black clothing. They weren't actual fairies just like the MIB probably aren't real aliens. If we strip away the fantasy it's describing a nomadic band of kidnappers like King writes about.
>"Dubuque, Ia., March 28 [1886]. Andy Crowe is a well-known and prosperous farmer, living in Center township, Dubuque county. Some years ago he had a daughter, the sole remaining member of his family living at home. The girl, just approaching womanhood, was afflicted with a strange malady that baffled the skill of physicians..."
>"On reporting her disappearance and what the girl had told him, the neighbors became very suspicious, and charged the old man with making away with her. The neighboring creek was dragged for her body, and the woods and fields subjected to a close search, but no trace of the missing girl was found..."
>"In just a year from her disappearance she returned home and related a wonderful tale regarding her absence. She said she had been off with the fairies..."
>"On the third day after coming to Dubuque she came down stairs and informed Mrs. Hayes that she had to go, that two of the fairies had come for her and that they were now upstairs waiting for her."
>"Mrs. Hayes followed the girl upstairs, and there, to her amazement, she saw two queer-looking beings resembling men dressed in antiquated black costumes, and with them the girl left the house. Mrs. Hayes followed them to the door and watched them go up the street, when, after going half a block, all three suddenly disappeared in the air..."
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>>43024044
>old black costumes
Yes totally the same as the modern era men in black suits
Meds right now.
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>>43020696
the suit is a freemason thing
theyre jew cattle

or unfortunately confused
the compass thing round about the neck
hang mans noose probably more
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>>43020973
>yfw typing this post

Anyway it was the Solway Incident, the Ilkley Moor Incident, Rendlesham Forest and the Todmorden Encounter where men in black like spooks were involved in the UK.
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>>43024019
>/X/
Lurk moar.
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>>43021470
>>43021465
>>43021451
>>43021187
hahaha looks like you >>43020973 brought out the real g'lowies and angered them into shitting up yet another thread.

to everyone else: notice how the posts are completely unproportional in their rage and seethe in relation to the other anon mocking their low-effortness? and with seemingly several different anons making these posts in such quick succession and with the obvious intent of shutting him up (hence the 'glowie', 'seek psychiatric help', 'meds', etc. spam: all thought-terminating cliches meant to shut down discussion, not to ignite it.).
the point of this kind of post is to, in a real primal way, make you think twice about posting/voicing any opinion that contains any sort of critical thought. this is the same instictual behavior that you see in cults, religions,high schools and workplaces with normies bullying weirdos in an attempt to hammer away any undesirable traits that are their near vicinity and making them uncomfortable. you may not notice it, but your brain does, eventually. the desired effect is achieved by accumulation, never immediately. before you know it, you'll think twice about engaging in a thread and asking for proof or being jokingly mean to someone vagueposting about obvious garbage.

notice also how greatly discussions on this board (and probably on some others) have degraded. whereas discussions used to be spirited, if disagreaable; and, if not always intelligent, then at least genuine; then currently the lion's portion of the threads here always get hastily turned into a landfill of of several 'people' (god help you if aren't getting paid for this lol) spamming 'glowie' at your post and/or telling you to seek psychiatric help if you dared to call them out for posting cringe, obviously fake slop.
if you respond to this post negatively you're a fag who likes to wear diapers and has their euphoria meter fill up and then burst by going above the limit when you fill it up.
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Men in black are cryptids. They are the same as-say Foxman of Repton woods. Some conspiracy theories says we live in the Matrix, but I say that's wrong, there's just too many unknown variables.
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>>43020696

So is Slenderman a Matrix agent then?
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>>43023219
probably...
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>>43020696
There's actually two types of MiB - the human glowies and the cloaked ayylmao type. They don't like each other.
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stop trying to give your meaningless life meaning because you are an underachiever isolating himself from the public by being tsundere and mysterious.
shit´s real and there is no such thing as the matrix , that would be the 4th and 5th dimension which mortals cannot move in.
glitches you see are malfunctioning entities or losing their cloaking.
get over yourself and make something out of yourself or perish.
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>>43027154
Take meds.
You need them.
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One of them showed up, sat down on the porch chair didint say anything for a minute than placed a quarter on his knee, levitated it, and it vanished and said "just like that coin, we can make you disappear" got up and walked down the street turned a corner and was gone. This was late in the AM and neighbors were out doing lawn work and they swore they didint see anybody walk up to the house. Apparently it was a empty threat because I tell everyone who cares what I saw. There was a wierd tone in my left ear the entire time he was near also.
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>>43029320
and you need to be shot
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>>43029470
>I can’t handle truth
>truth speakers must be shot.
You are the real glowie.
Take meds.
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>>43029436
Just take your meds and this bullshit you post can go away.
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>>43029475
Take meds! WOWZERS go back to your home planet you spacenigger
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Man I must've hit a nerve real hard making this thread, I haven't seen this much glow shilling besides in the gangstalking threads.
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>>43021673
That statement has lost all meaning because people like you overuse it,it means nothing now.
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>>43029944
they can´t help themselves , they think they own the world and whatever crime they commit is for the greater good and filling their pockets through the blood of innocents
absolute vile trash , karma will get em
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>>43020696
>Men In Black
VS
>Women In White
Opposite factions at war, which is why the MIB mutilate cows, to prevent the women.

In 2nd century Rome, Pope Pius I’s brother Hermas wrote that he encountered a UFO in a field. It was 100ft long, reminded him of a sea monster, had a head like ceramic, and “spat fiery locusts from its mouth which kicked up dust” like a thruster. It lands be for him and “merely let forth its tongue” as in extended the ramp down to the ground after landing. The UFO has 4 colours on its head, black, red, yellow and white.
Hermas goes passed it and encounters a woman in white, Segri/Thegri, who claims to be sent by God and gives him a prophecy relating to the four colors.
In 901AD, the Lakota people encountered a woman in white who came from a cloud, claimed to be sent by the Great Spirit, and gave them prophecy. She turned into a black, then red, then yellow, then white buffalo.
In ancient Ireland, a maiden emerged from the sea, claimed she was sent by the Great Spirit, and gave prophecy that the coloured cows would emerge from the sea a year later and they did.
Chris Bledsoe claims a woman in white transformed from a see-through bull and served God, gave prophecy.
These women, the four colors and the bovine connections have since appeared in almost every belief system for thousands of years.
They are Krishna the cowherd’s incarnation colours, the 4 stages of alchemy, the original colours of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse and more.
https://youtu.be/JkUrVh8knj8
https://youtu.be/LMv1k49sAM0
https://youtu.be/VlRqTgobV3o
https://youtu.be/1Jvr4O7pG9I
This faction of aliens are using religious influence to both encourage our questioning of our place in the universe and to inspire innovation in primitive species. Early religion led to maths, science, art, architecture etc.
They may be genuinely religious themselves, having a greater understanding of the universal consciousness and our relation to it, or just using it to guide us.
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>>43029944
it's fun to toss them around but these don't sound like actual glowies, they would never be so obvious. and the think tanks wouldn't be so brash. sounds like an unironic DEI hire or [para]military, same thing I guess.
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>>43030069
Maximum meds. Take them all.
>>43029584
It means take your meds.
>>43029944
Just take the meds. There are no glowies or shills, you are stupid.
>>43030089
>it’s a diversity hire
>no wait paramilitary durrrrrr
>I don’t know why but I think those two different things are the same!
Consider meds.
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>>43030144
Must be boring to not understand things.
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>>43030144
>Maximum meds. Take them all.
Jokes on you, I’m undiagnosed!
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>>43030224
Your post was just trash. You need meds.
>>43030236
Get diagnosed and get meds.
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>>43030310
Funny, it is literally like a perception filter on some people. This guy saw all that evidence from cultures that never met, but something about his mind just couldn’t connect the dots or understand the implications. I don’t believe in NPCs, and I hate to dehumanise people, but when someone on a paranormal board can do nothing but ignore actual evidence given to them, then I do question your sapience.
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>>43030334
>I posted evidence!
>w-well actually I just took some old claims with nothing do with UFOS and said UFO a lot!
>UwU muh UFOs
>muh evidence….
>t-there were cows of different colors
Slam down those meds right now.
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>>43030401
>Hermas’ UFO
>White buffalo woman came from a “cloud”
>Chris Bledsoe claims the lady helps him summon ufo orbs
The absolute STATE
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>>43020696
They're real people but they get MK ultra'd since birth with LSD and trauma based torture to be obedient unthinking slaves. It's the same with a lot of those Hollywood sex kitten whores.
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>>43030439
Yes, you need meds to help you get out of that fucked up state you are in.
>>43030460
Sounds like someone is in need of meds. That’s you.
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>>43030703
>fucked up state you are in
You REALLY don’t see the irony in saying that while going around a paranormal board just to tell people they need meds?
I mean, COME ON man, I have so little faith in humanity already, you really can’t see it? See yourself?
You’re sat alone and all you can think to do is troll people you don’t know. Unironically, take YOUR meds. Sort your fucking life out.
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>>43030729
You are taking events out of context and claiming they are related to UFOs. You are likely doing it knowingly so this is larping or trolling. Take meds.
If you actually think that then you need many more meds.
The only thing paranormal about you is how many meds you need.
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>>43030764
touch grass you thread derailer , MIB are very real and they phase in and out of existence.
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>>43031027
>real things phase in and out of existence around me
You really need meds.
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>>43031107
you are actively poisoning an interesting thread , how much do they pay you for acting retarded?
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>>43020973
>no one has actually ever spotted them in the US either. All bullshit.
>Take your meds.
Why do you even come to this board?
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>>43031162
because its a retard pretending to be retarded or an eglin airforce base bored paramilitary wannabe CIA faggot or larping , either way stop feeding him.



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