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Wish thread wish thread wish thread come in here and make a wish! It’s active manifestion!
>I wish to be a talking stretchy cat in my next life!
That simple!
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>>43031900
I wish to become the Sun God, the warrior of liberation, and save humanity in this life!
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>>43031904
That would be kino
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Bump
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>>43031900
You want to be a long cat?
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2026.10.26. sothic venus, planetary
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i wish for the people in america and palestine to be free of their oppressors
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>>43032274
Me too :^(
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>>43031900
I wish to fuck some tranny ass.
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>>43031900
I want to create a great esoteric and knightly order to preserve knowledge and help my people through the coming age of darkness.
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>>43031900
I wish to end this world and start a new!
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>>43032354
Granted
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>>43031900
I wish for tomorrow to be uneventful.
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>>43031900
I wish that OP dies a painful death soon, that he may suffer as a genetically defect cat.
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I wish I had foreskin
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>>43031900
I wish for my gf get a better job, in her professional area, in our hometown
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>>43034178
must he rough being a hooker
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>>43034569

I wish for a very large amount of people on 4chan to read my post and learn of this success, choosing a reason to study magical engineering as further success proves my talent can affect real-world events.
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>>43034585
>study magical engineering
I'm intrigued, what's the course syllabus?
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>>43031900
I truly wish that Nicole and I, while retaining complete freedom of thought, feeling, choice, and consent, would come to genuinely and independently desire a loving romantic relationship with one another, and that we would mutually choose to enter that relationship at a time when it is healthy and right for both of us.
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>>43034750
this guys djinns.
...altho I can see a loophole: said relationship could last 5 seconds, since you didn't specify anything about duration.
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>>43034784
Don't be upset it ended, be happy it happened at all :)
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>>43034784
love is strong
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I wish to win tonight’s megamillions lottery jackpot and tomorrow night’s powerball lottery jackpot.
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>>43031900
I wish for my mind, memories, and consciousness to be sent back in time to my five year old self.
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>>43031900
I wish everyone who posts in this thread to be healthy and wealthy.
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>>43031900
i wish for a cute brown girl to take care of
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>>43031900
>I wish to win 500000 euros in waking life via the scrach off i will buy next week
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I wish to be infamous in internet and travel to japan and win the nobel literature prize :D
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>>43031900
I already make my wish and prayer every day, multiple times a day.

I already promised to keep it a secret to who or whatever benevolent power is listening, but I'll post ITT just in case.
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>>43031900
I wish for world peace.
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I wish to win tonight’s powerball lottery jackpot.
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>When a son or daughter of good family has made this perfection of wisdom into a written book, and bears it in mind, recites and studies it, then those among the gods of the Four Great Kings who have set out for full enlightenment will come to that place, will learn this perfection of wisdom, bear it in mind, recite and study it, pay homage to it, salute it respectfully, and then they will depart again. And so will all the gods, up to the Highest Gods. And those Mahābrahmā gods who have made a vow to win the supreme enlightenment will come there, learn, study, bear in mind, recite and respectfully salute this perfection of wisdom, and then they will depart again. And so with the gods, from the Gods of the Pure Abode to the Highest Gods. And that son or daughter of good family should wish that all the gods in the world systems in all the ten directions, who have set out for full enlightenment, as well as other gods, Nāgas, Yakshas, Gandharvas, Asuras, Garudas, Kinnaras, and Mahoragas should, after having come there and learned, etc. to: worshipped this perfection of wisdom, come there again and receive this gift of Dharma.
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>>43034930
Greedy fucker.
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Happiness for everybody, free of charge, and may no one be left behind!
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>>43031900
i wish for the return of the Crusades and the death of all who wanr to destroy the west
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>>43032274
i wish for the complete genocide of palestine
and i'm not even jew, i wish for the complete genocide of Israel too
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>>43034930
i wish he doesn't win any of that shit
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>>43035251
i wish for this anon to die of cancer soon
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>>43038747
i wish this anon gets left behind
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wishu
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>>43038783
Anon… that was never a western concept. It’s a middle eastern one.
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>>43031900
I just want a loving gf who is as close to my ideal as possible that will stay with me forever
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>>43031900
i wish to evolve.
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>>43031900
I wish that circumcision never existed with no negative repercussions.
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>>43034585
Imma do something a little counterintuitive as a result of this advancement

My main observation is that homo sapiens does not actually have a type I territory at all. Largely, people refer to this as the universe, which creates a fun little default in my algorithm. Given the historical factuality of the idea any territory can fall, it is intuitive for us to reframe all versions of the concept as a substance hewn out of the default background territory: the universe is the medium for resource configuration.

The neat part of this is, you can create any nested territory of your design, as I can qualify each claim formally in terms of the universal default. One aspect of this kind must immediately imply that if you approach the wrong part of your own territory, it is technically taken as a default: your claim necessarily has a finite bound for me to qualify it on any level. You do not even have to use mutual respect as a mediation factor here, everyone has a structurally equivalent equal capacity to access my formalism.
Given any second point in space, this means I can run a gradient differential, and automatically assess civilizational scales of advancement, even when you do not have a single metric defined.

You will not immediately recognize why this is significant unless you have already seen the magical simulation space. The value here is not a redefinition of ownership (or adjacent concepts), it is to say my ethics are altered as a response to this new functionality. Rather than parsing out moral imperatives from physical situations and regret, I find it vastly more useful to develop ideas in the space I control and when something seems to work here see if there are equivalencies which would effectively translate into a physical Type I construct. Even without an imperative to explore my new environment, you still kind of have a moral duty to see what is actually possible. Mapping things to benefit everyone else on earth is just a new natural extension
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>>43031900
W thread gif
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>>43031900
I wish that nobody else gets their wish granted
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I wish that the nobody's wish gets granted.
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>>43036741
What is your wish?
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I wish for my music to go global and to be loved and happy.
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I wish I had a tomboy gf that would later become my tomboy wife.
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I wish to win tonight’s powerball lottery jackpot and tomorrow night’s mega millions lottery jackpot.
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i wish we get the 2 million dollars
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bump
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>>43031900
I wish to have a job I can enjoy and a woman I could call my wife.
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>>43038905
Already granted
>>43037188
Ethical recusation. Same as my reason for not making one myself as of yet; the goal is to observe what humanity does, and since current models lack volition, we should not expect interventions for paths prompted out of them.
>>43042951
These kinds of wish are sent all the way to the back of the queue. I can still grant them; it just means you opted out of seeing all the work people chose to experience
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>>43031900
I wish to have an affair with a married tomboy
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>>42935368
Actually, this could potentially work out
For background, I am largely working to follow formal granting, which means getting consent from each party on whom were wish of any kind placed. Take this to mean a request is made for others in this thread to discuss whether a discussion thread for worldwide wish granting is made

>>42928810 (CC)
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>>43034722
I have no idea. Formally, magical university would involve teaching each student magic first, later working to apply engineering, honestly who knows? Could easily imagine humanity achieving floating islands in our lifetime
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i wish my peoplehood our continuity
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>>43031900
good wish
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>>43031900
I wish for calm
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>>43031900
I wish for my prayers to be answered and granted. I need that miracle.
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>>43032274
Humanity cannot afford a relationship with the divine if any one god tries to follow a law. evidence:

"Democracy dies when rooted in slavery."
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I wish to control my dreams and be able
To will what my dreams are about
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God knows my heart and what I wish for. I also wish for any malevolent wishes that were made in this thread in order to fuck with someone else's wish be negated.
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>>43031900
i wish my ex becomes obsessed with me and loves me again PALE is the ex
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I will be a 6'2 handsome fit man with a big dick and enough money I have complete financial freedom and endless free time
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>>43034178
She's most likely gonna leave you if she does. Love of a romantic nature is generally fleeting. If you're on this miserable website chances are you aren't exactly a catch, so be careful what you wish for.
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>>43031904
If there is one, and only one wish in all of these stupid useless threads that actually came true, please in the name of everything good and holy let this particular wish come true. Holy fuck please, this world is such a miserable nightmare and it is only going to get worse from here. Please, let the Sun God liberate humanity from the shackles of these pedophile rapists murderers and their misandrist allies and zionist masters. Please let the terror end. Please.
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Iwtwtpljatmmljtw, or iwtfbdidimbabteotdt, or iwuitwmpaeoiaaommftpty.
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>>43047646
I did see a lot more of this in the last thread, kinda looking at putting everything in 3 great categories:
>supernatural aspect
>relationship+career
>future engineering

The goal of any demihuman wish must ideally qualify under at least 2 of these, unless paranormal evidence is present.

Note: you can reply to this post with your wish instead, as anyone who replies to you can help make it come true. Give details further refinement as you need
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>>43053422
>>43053487
Yea all the other wishes are either really insular or small-scale or just selfish, >>43031904 is genuinely a wish that would benefit everyone so if any wish should come true it should definitely be that one. If that anon becomes the Sun God and saves humanity then most of the other wishes are pretty moot and unnecessary.
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>>43031900
We need catgirl aliens to contact us. This is the most selfless wish.
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I wish to find a woman that actually loves me and understand me and live happy forever
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>>43031900
I wish my lung cancer would go into spontaneous remission forever.
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>>43031900
I wish that I can enough money with my business to live off of it.
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>>43031900
I'm looping
I know I'm looping
But a wish isn't so bad
I wish
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>>43032354
Nigga that's exactly what's happening when you go to sleep and wake up. I don't see you celebrating every fucking day...
You hoes are so spoiled ..
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I wish that all the anons in this thread find love and wealth
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>>43031904
Profoundly based, I hope and pray your wish comes true, mighty Sun God please awaken and deliver us from the darkness and tyranny.

>>43055787
That's very sweet. I hope this one comes true as well.
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I wish for everyone to wish wisely
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>>43031900
I wish for /x/ to be as good as it used to be, with more creepypastas / spooks / investigations, ie. before the christcucks took over
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>>43057016
this
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>>43057016
Try /nobodygeneral/

And thanks.
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>>43031900
I would like to get a job please.
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>>43057016
more succubus threads
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I wish for impossible things I want to actually happen
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I wish for a fairy attack on the ebil humans.
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>>43058028
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My previous wish didn't come true. You failed me.
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>>43031900
I wish I could retrieve the things I lost and cannot get back through mortal means.

I wish I could fix my mistake.
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>>43058250
This is one wish, BTW. Not two wishes, I am not greedy.
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I wish the current company I work for and their staff stop bothering me.

I wish to have a job I like within a bearable environment and a nice wife to marry.
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bump
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>>43053487
Thank you for your advice. I am a whole human though, I hope it's no bother.

I'll extend my career and relationship wish to myself and everyone in this thread who wants that too, to add a little bit of supernatural in it.

I could really use some kind of luck or divine intervention.
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>>43055199
To break out of loop invoke chaos it makes rhythm unstable and there is a chance you will escape. I don’t know how to relay this information correctly, DONT play with numbers
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>>43060299
All I see is functional like sinus to break free you need to have it as up and down with smallest amplitude
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>>43053487
Questions: What's the Fairy Queen's personality and what does her domain look like? The only thing I remember is you saying that she's /d/ levels of kinky.
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I wish for a global debt jubilee.
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I wish to be reborn as a PRETTY woman.
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>>43031900
my wish is to build good habits and achieve my goals one by one, starting from the smallest to the most complex, in order to stay healthy and strong physically, mentally, spiritually, and emotionally.
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>>43031900
I wish to become the savior of all of Mankind to expose and drive back the evil of ZOG and the Jew, and for all of Mankind to wake up and fight back against what very well may be the greatest existential threat to the continued existence of not only Whites, but indeed all of Mankind, and i also wish for the Jew to not win in the end, and for all of his plans to constantly be foiled regardless of any variables within the Past, Present ,Or Future.
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>>43031900
I wish to get my job going well and earning money.
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>>43063766
oh, pretty woman
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I wish that what is meant for me, finds me tonight
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>>43031900
I wish to fuck a talking stretchy cat in this life
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>>43031900
I wish I was cured from my IBS
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>>43031900
>i wish the angel of death to protect me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxIAyeiO9OQ
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>>43031900
i wish /x/ was more useful
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I wish to go to sleep and never dream and never awaken. I want to forget living, god and this garbage universe creation. Do not res please.
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I wish for a genie.
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Hello;
I wish good health and prosperity, onto each and every one of us.
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>>43066703
amen <3
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I wish that the redditors that are trying to stop my powers and mutating to fulfill my powers better will help me to mutate the sex drives of aliens so we can mind control them where they're weak to better make way for our superpowers by distracting them from not wanting that with sex.
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I wish you would all go Vegan and become better people.
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I wish to have have sex with my gf today for the rest of the day
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>>43067881
You STILL do not have a girlfriend.
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Okay: after all other optimization options are (exhaustive) definitively ruled out as making the world a better place, use 'nothing' as a valid item type.


The reason from our perspective is if you plan to simulate half the planet, you will need to account for furniture moving, while NOT getting replaced with a superior version of the same. Cumulatively, for everyone else, this just means we have to make a reasonable inference on your trust, and any counter would imply a complete lack of willingness to allow anyone, literally for the entire human population, of having a right to keep a single object in their room. It means you cannot allow anyone to have not even a bed, not even a futon or a pillow, it would be mean not allowing anyone to have a lollipop wrapper, a lipstick cartridge, a dust mote archive visualizer, or any other appliance object, of any kind. It is such a freakish lack of trust it would computationally ease the trust for us to just put you in the largest most impossible to approximate forest in the solar system, rather than try to pander over backwards for you. I really want it reasonable sounding, it just, ultimately, is a rational event description instead

PLEASE permit your implementations a means for this compatibility option to accrete, polyfill, or otherwise request further conversation. It would mean exceptionally many worlds to me.

Thank you for this consideration.
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>>43068767
ok
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I wish for sweet dreams.
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>>43031900
I want to wake up as a cute and beautiful girl version of me tomorrow
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>>43053411
>>43034229
Sad people
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I wish to place 1st or at the least second in my upcoming 2 BJJ tournaments
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I wish I had a do over with everything I know now, as the person I am now.
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>>43031900
I wish for a spooky October.
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It's embarrasing to ask, but I wish to experience my /d/ fetishes and a place to experience them safely without any real bodily harm, including the more... ahem... fantastical ones. If its also possible, all the girls are basically all the fictional characters/OCs I wanted to bang.
>>43072460
Based wish. Spooks for Spooktober https://youtu.be/K-ifukvnICY
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I want an employment I can enjoy long term, not the one I am currently occupying, and a nice woman I could call my wife, hopefully for a long life.

I could use some kind of divine intervention or whatever higher power exist.

If not, a swift and painless death would be welcome.

I also wish other who made positive wishes get them fulfilled.
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>>43068767
Further conversation. Didn't we already solve this problem with phase space?
-T002
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>>43031900
I wish there were an Earth for each race identical to what it is here with each race split onto a different instance of the Earth to solve racial violence and hate through absolute segregation and not having to deal with the nons.
This could work either via the MWI or via duplicating Earth with multiple Earths orbiting the Sun.
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My wife wishes for a pony
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>>43073638
>>>/mlp/
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=ukRDEvjsRn8

Sign me up for one of these, straight from SmoothPorcupine cannot accept any substitute.
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I wish for my ideal universe
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>>43034585
>>43050734
Bruh, do you not even recall us making this system already?
Bigger issue is how to handle things when in-the-moment visualizations go off the rails when removing the guardrails to achieve higher manifestation capacity imo.
-T002
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>>43031900
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>>43075177
Whats this sigil for? Nice dubs by the way
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>>43074210
Sign me up for one of these as well.
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2 billion gp in old school runescape
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I wish to wake up on January 1st, 2016, when I wake up tomorrow.
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I wish that when I wake up, it’s January 1st, 2016.
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Gotta word it differently, I guess?

When I open my eyes, after going to sleep tonight, I wish that I wake up on Janurary 1st, 2016.
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>>43031900
i wish all gang stalkers are killed and i take their money and live happily ever after
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>>43031900
I wish to shift to another world where I am a stretchy catgirl.
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Could use a no weird monkey paw strings attached financial windfall right about now (I plan to spend it on something frivolous).
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>>43031900
my wish came true, so now i wish for everyone else’s wishes to come true
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>>43031900
I wish my business project hits off and takes off so that I can have an stable life and provide for my family.



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