hello
can't resistHi
aogughuhaghghghhhhhhhhhhhhh what is taking so fucking long :( There has to be a reason as to why it's doing it atleastSome kind of strange pathway I can take, there always isWhy do I apparently want this, what haven't I done
>>43061614hi talk to me
>>43061623WelcomeWe are about to begin
>>43061623in what way are you supersitious?
>>43061608Hey.What do you have for us?
>>43061628no i'm a perfectly normal person i'm just visiting this board>>43061627what are we about to begin
>>43061634I thought you need to be crazy to enjoy /x/
>>43061633a lot of images of 2D girls
>>43061642Why are you on /x/?
>>43061634Hello and welcome
>>43061646today i decided to make pointless threads in almost every board of this website for fun
you glow in the dark
>>43061655
>>43061634Do you know that the moon is a giant space dragon egg. It is becoming more and more obvious. It’s a biotech planetoid like a Genius Loci, now it absorbs negative energy to incubate itself on suffering, and casts a cold light on the planet, as its light absorbs the negative energy. A being of that size, that would hatch from the moon, with that much biomass, and being a synthetic alien creation would have an enormous brain, and massively powerful psychic abilities and near unthinkable potential powers. But what evidence do we have of such a creature? Have you seen those really dumb videos about how the landscape is dead giants or giant trees or shit, that’s all cover, the real and only thing that is a dead landscape on Earth is North America, which is a giant dead space dragon. Something happened 13,000 years ago, the moon showed up, possibly North America is the mother, and became “the new world” when it fell to earth. The Draconids house facilities on the moon to tend to this ovum draculi. On google maps you can view pic rel in detail that confirms. The barbed tail, the clawed arm and hand being Cuba and the carribean, St. George at the tip of the finger, The St. Lawrence river and Rene lavisseur being its throat and circular ear canal in Canada. >Cuz once people start to know this, that’s when you’ll “[redacted]”
>>43061775it would be really good if that happened because i want to die and i think the apocalypse would be pretty cool
imagine thoughwe could become dragon hunters and shitthat would be epic
>>43061828>the apocalypse would be pretty coolwhat does that say about where you are in life?
>>43061608hi tashi
>>43061841leeching off of my parents until they eventually die and i ran out of money and need to kill myself but let's forget my sob stories and talk about cool paranormal stuff
>>43061844hi S.L.M
>>43061845I think thats normal for 4chan
>>43061833unless you can wehild a 8ft great sword and 100KG of full plate mail plus tunicand jump like a balarena in the entire thingthen okay.>>43061849how has your day been tashi>>43061845ah underage. that will pass. when you get a job you will have friends. start with something small then move up.if you want out. you need options.do it while your young. never wait ever.i'm unemployed too but unlike you i'm too injured to work.i hope you ha ve fine day.
>>43061861it should be the standard for entry here ya>>43061869>unless you wehild a 8ft great sword and 100KG of full plate mail plus tunic and jump like a balarena in the entire thingwe could just use guns that's easier lolunless the plot decided that they would be too easy and we needed special dragon killing swords>how has your day beenit was fine, i posted on 4chan all day, was fun, what about you?>i'm too injuerd to workwhat happened to you?i hope you have a good one too
>>43061901how impressively edgy
>>43062183it's just a cute girl with sunglasses and gun and it's kind of like deus ex did you ever play deus ex that's areally good game oh yeah you /x/ people would like it since the story is about secret societies and machines and stuff
yeahyoutube.com/watch?v=Rm9PJNF3sE0
>>43062203does the girl have a penis?
>>43062262 why are you thinking of penises are you a faggot or something
>>43062268thats just the rules. there are no girls on the internet.
>>43062277no you've got it wrong it's the opposite every single person on the internet is a cute 2D girl until proven otherwise
>>43062281not if you are a boy and in need
>>43062291nope i am cute 2D girl just like you are and there's nothing gay about cute girls being cute girls
>>43062293being 2D is gay
>>43062300no this is us here and there's nothing you can do about it
>>43062305I don't mind, being lesbian is no loss.
>>43062306good girl
>>43062308when I cuddle I give off cute squaks, I call them love moans
>>43062359https://vocaroo.com/134P3A3k37E2
>>43062466doesn't sound very 2D anime girl :/
>>43062477kill yourself faggot
>>43062487sound less like you have a problem with me and more like you have a problem with yourself
>>43062507you're so lonely you need to erp with people on 4chanjust end it loser
>>43062514made sure, after all I truly do have unmet demand
>>43062526lol you can't cum by yourself what are you special needsi hate people like youget raped and killed please thanks
Why are so many of you folks posing as japanese cartoons... genuinely concerning.
>>43062531you feel all sad, angry and bitter like that and I feel all cute and good about myself. wanna compare yourself to me?
>>43062542you're boring sorry
>>43062544>boringwhat exactly did I lose this way?
the fuck are you guys doing?
Manifesting Ji Kang Hyuk as my future husband in this nonsense thread.
>>43062555soneone had the need to start a dick comparison
>>43062542I am sure you are a wonderful person. The persona of a cartoon is not necessary and only serves to distort your self image and mental state. I sincerely hope that you may come to be yourself and not a persona. (But I don't mean that in the 'be yourself' way. I'm saying you're probably a fine person.)
>>43062564thanks, mutual
>>43062531one piece of advice: you don't need to be a king to feel like one. do yourself a favor work on your attitude towards yourself.
>>43062582The self image of a king is a tad excessive. The key is an apt amount of self image. Needlessly viewing oneself negatively should certainly be avoided, but so should viewing yourself needlessly positively. Pride is the deadliest sin after all.
>>43062640I give everyone my royal permission to feel about yourself inside your head however the fuck you want, as long as it doesn't subtract from manners. feel like a deity for all I care, couldn't give less of a fuck.
>>43062664I suppose I cannot stop you. I am simply speaking as one who was mind bogglingly prideful for most of my life, and it was not a pleasant experience in retrospect. Living as one more aware of their humble place in things is much more comforting. Of course, humility requires a life of work, and I am nowhere near where I would like to be. But progress is progress.
>>43062697>pridefulpride you ought to feel for being honest and only for being honest, all else is arrogance. don't be arrogant. but still, just be the way you like yourself most, be cute if like that or be tough or elegant or whatever fit you best. At no point do I perscribe having a bad relationship with yourself. Just comfortable being yourself, thats the ideal.
>>43062714the greathest myth about narcissists is that they love themselves, but thats exactly what they can't do, thats exactly why they are hurt in ego so easily. So they feel bad about themselves every time they compare themselves to someone and in their head it's everyone else who is arrogant and they are being insutled constantly. They trick to feel smart, control to feel strong, they tell themselves that they are the victim and everyone else deserved it. In reality they hate themselves and hide that, even from themselves. they are pathetic. don't be like that. learn to love yourself.
>>43061608hi OP what are you doing
>>43061608Hey again ... :)
>>43062989playing videogames>>43063276hey
your taste is anime drawings is shit and you're retarded
>>43063826i'm actually really smart because between looking at shitty basedjaks and cute girls it's better looking at cute girls
but ya i'm retarded because retarded girls are cute
>>43063826>toxic butthurtmuch impressive, so character, very stength
>>43061608
my god this shit thread is still not archived yet wow