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It's said that the reason they are here is to capture and contain our souls upon death
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True, they do say that.
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>>43065325
They don’t want your soul, they want your seed dude
They’ll even probe you up the butt for an immediate semen release through the prostate being stimulated
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>>43065325
I dated a soul sucker once and the other anon is right, they’re literal semen demons
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>>43065882
Why cant the big tiddy tall cat mommy aliens be this sexual...
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>>43066607
The greys are the intergalactic sperm collectors
It’s the lowest job in the universe and they’re considered the jannies of space
It’s sad really because their long grey fingers always smell like poop from dislodging probes
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>>43065325
this.
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Let's talk about the cost...

Time is the most valuable currency you have.
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Machiavellian HR space niggers
They'd pretend to be a family member right before they gutted you if there weren't rules against gutting you without reason.
They give people with earnest motivations a bad name, because that's often what they'll appear to you as right before the punchline. Not even for fun, for the strategic gain of it, though they do act like they're having fun to demoralize you.
I don't believe they feel anything except the base animal desire to survive and keep resources. There is no lower nor more embarrassing form of life, even as destitute as we seem, than a grey; they are nothing without our second-hand energy.
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>>43065325
What they actually offer is a chance to live among them rather than reincarnating on earth. Its just a different path of incarnation to follow.
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>>43069766
They live on the spiritual equivalent of our piss and shit. I'm good.
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>>43065325
As usual, they are here because they want to fuck. They always want to fuck. Earth is space Jamaica. Abrahamics hate this fact and make men destroy their dicks.
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>>43069779
Depending on various things, that might be a better option, but its certainly not the best option.
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>>43065325
Yeah that's part of what they are doing but it's actually much more involved and complicated.. but all that you have to do is remain fully conscious during the visits to learn about what they are doing here

Also.. you did a really good job with selecting the image.. closer than most.. not perfect but the image does capture the range of emotional expression very near accurate. Eyes are not right.. but still not as far off as usual in the drawn representations.. imagine looking at the floor or otherwise away as if he were uncomfortable with the fact that a human was able to observe him directly without being incapacitated by the field effects of their vehicle.. demure as if reluctant to demonstrate the technology.. I have seen this up close and personal with the details of the large pores on the face illuminated by the instruments of the control panel surfaces.. alabaster white skin almost translucent in the surface layers. "Skinny Bob" eyes though. They don't all have the eye coverings
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>>43069766
It is absurdly difficult to earn.. and the ones who are successful in earning the position are typically not consciously aware of their circumstances.. they live immersed in their illusion of reality and don't perceive the tangible foundation in physical material.. of the fact that they are living among the beings.

Yeah I am not guessing.. but how could you evaluate the claim?
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>>43068405
I'd like to know more about the time thieves.
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>>43066627
They probably get dunked on so hard by the mantii on their home planet. They’re just low-level turd sniffers. Like the Dalits of the universe. They just fly shitty 1950s-tier UFOs, probe tight buttholes, and receive monster shotloads of rich cream in the face all the time. Biggest fags ever
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>>43070419
this
also pretty sure the greys are essentially robots who do it or free
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>>43065325
they all do that
whenever you die they come in
you must remember your souls journey and restart the climb
never let them pick the path
have your own dao
you must
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Night night, keep your butthole
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>>43070631
go on…
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>>43065325
ITT: OP discovers scientology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo97LdIHj74&list=PL06MhBXrgqHPTbNXJrpCIH6dcbgF1fR_Z&index=4
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>>43065325
soul-lure system?



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