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Anonymous

Current year is 1326 AD 10/15/26(Thu)12:01:55 No.43084468

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Current year is 1326 AD Anonymous 10/15/26(Thu)12:01:55 No.43084468 Archived

Can you generate a brief witty irreverent greentext explaining this argument

>be Gunnar Heinsohn
>look at archaeological layers
>history books say 930 years
>dirt says about 230
>suspect Rome, late antiquity and early medieval Europe are the same season uploaded three times
>historians counted the reruns
>delete 700 years
>2026 is actually 1326
>**finally**, a plausible explanation for the state of the plumbing

Anonymous
10/15/26(Thu)12:02:33 No.43084471

Anonymous 10/15/26(Thu)12:02:33 No.43084471

>>43084468

LLM generated. I have no time to explain

Anonymous
10/15/26(Thu)13:50:35 No.43084940

Anonymous 10/15/26(Thu)13:50:35 No.43084940

>>43084471
what do you mean "no time to explain"?
You can very concisely point out the ** as evidence

Anonymous
10/15/26(Thu)14:01:45 No.43084997

Anonymous 10/15/26(Thu)14:01:45 No.43084997

>>43084468
Interestingly I can trace my ancestry back about 1300 years, after which it gets blurry and descends into pseudo-mythology. But the earliest remembered survivors are the Sea Kings -- the flood survivors.

Anonymous
10/15/26(Thu)14:02:45 No.43085003

Anonymous 10/15/26(Thu)14:02:45 No.43085003

>>43084997
earliest remembered ancestors*

Anonymous
10/16/26(Fri)03:33:27 No.43088130

Anonymous 10/16/26(Fri)03:33:27 No.43088130

>>43084468
This only works if you ignore everything written by all humans ever

Anonymous
10/16/26(Fri)12:35:59 No.43089316

Anonymous 10/16/26(Fri)12:35:59 No.43089316

>>43088130

Coins, pottery, stratigraphy matter more than forged writings

Anonymous
10/16/26(Fri)12:37:05 No.43089320

Anonymous 10/16/26(Fri)12:37:05 No.43089320

>>43084940

I am OP I wrote both of these
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