For the last fucking time, no we will not help you get a girlfriend, no we will not make your dick bigger, no will not teach you the infinite money glitch. Please stop calling us.

>>43087025

Firstly I am a girl so I don't need a dick. Secondly the main reason I want to contact them is with regards to my dreams, they kept getting weirder and weirder until I just stopped dreaming all together. Contacting them will help me understand everything better.

And thirdly you are a very rude man

>>43085449
It actually isn't too complicated. Relax deeply and ask humbly for help from your higher self or whatever kind of guardian you believe in, and see what happens!

>>43089811
You cannot contact them, they contact you. Your dreams are are tailored specifically for you and only you can decipher them. The purpose of them abruptly stopping is for you to have a chance to reflect. If you were to have a deus ex machina, nothing would be learned or experienced. >>43089817 is correct. They will nudge you in the right direction, but you have to walk yourself.

>>43089811
Just contact them in your dreams, that is how its done. I can't guarantee that won't make your dreams even weirder though.

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>>43085449

Make a community of like minded people and meditate and you can summon ufo's. If your sto oriented.

Or sacrifice a goat and be a little wiccan witch bitch.

>>43085449
Your going to need the blood of a virgin, mandrake root and the head of a rattle snake.
>>43089811
Your unconscious mind and supernatural entities have nothing to do with each other. If you are having uninterrupted sleep cycles you are likely to forget your dreams, doesn't mean they are not happening

>>43089811
>Contacting them will help me understand everything better.
What makes you think a random spirit knows what your dreams mean?

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Meditation, Trance, Chant. Repeat the latter until success.

vampires dont exist, just a churched (lol) up way of sayin cannibal faggit

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>>43085449
imagination
as long as you have a companion semen retention sales associate present to help you assume the party associate submission position of things get out of hand

>>43085449
I can only help with aliens.

https://youtu.be/kMSEI2ELkBI

>>43085449
>Vampires
You can't.

Try focusing on them. They will notice.
But I highly suggest that you do not. Whatever you need, you don't need it enough to get their attention.

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>>43085449
ΨIf you see 𒀭𒈾𒈾 NANA.Ψ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nana_(Bactrian_goddess).

ΨAsk her to give my smart phone back!Ψ
Ψ"Return phone to Marcel."Ψ

ΨWhen she asks why, tell her that...Ψ

Ψ"The Universal plans of the Lord Masters are not for Gods or Godesses of a Solar System, 𒀭𒈾𒈾."Ψ

ΨTell Her that if she doesn't.Ψ
ΨThe Lord Master will destroy Her!Ψ