Greetings Traveller,The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows. https://youtu.be/7I5O3uXpt3I
>>43091495Saar do you have a score bag Saar
Show me ur warface.
>>43091495https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t12Eiwj8wAAOur hollow parts are toxicHow’d our heart to hearts get arctic?Thought I told you I'm a beastAll I do is die, repeatI piece together puzzle piecesOf my youth to find release
Lots of Nobodyposting.Is there a happening? C:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y1STBAuQV0
>>43091514
>>43091518I'll show you a happening, it's right here in my front pocket.
>>43091529No! Not BOB KONG!
>>43091531I learned from Jojo to turn Luck into Pluck so in my darkest hour I turned Lack into Slack!
never learned how to change the channel though.
OY VEY
>>43091514Justice be done
The simple truth is:Jared kushner this entire time has been trying to crush the Jewish people for his own personal gain
>>43091495https://youtu.be/RlxrccYb7XM?si=dwKGcO_B5IJ0oXb_
See ya
I scared Jessica/Anthony off for a while it seems....oh well their choices not mine.*Raises glass* cheers :^) https://youtu.be/q3I2EVNE7Ms?si=8bdCY6FiR0g1Sl7X
Jared Kushner, hier spricht Hitler, du bist verdammt noch mal tot, Kumpel
>>43091550That's gay
>>43091554you guys should move into bant together
>>43091554So I guess the Lucifer/Jessica shipping didn't work -_-
Any frens want to put a bullet through my door? Much obliged
Go fight ghosts
>>43091550
>>43091551does this mean I have to leave?
>>43091564Indeed. My biggest disappointmebt of this entire saga
>>43091579Why would you think that?>>43091582I put my whole ass into getting those two together too :(
giddyup cowboy
>>43091563Few of us are already there even more dead than here, I'm not even here idk why you're so mad unless you're somebody I've clowned on in the past which is always the case.I wish jestard ,dispo, eris,23/Serbian tranny George, Jessica, OP which is the banana 350 faggot, ariel all the freemason posters including the fake chink foid and eris would move there for good but we know that's not gonna happen.https://youtu.be/KJ19PJ7-SWc?si=Cn_GUrpYAUV2EqNf
Can confirm he was neither half-assing nor three-quarter assing it.His entire heiny was full commit.
>>43091564>>43091582That was never a thing because I was one of the few that knew the fucked up truth, she belongs to tranny wukong completely broke him.
>>43091588https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBLxZB_n98Q
>>43091495MY SON.YOU HAVE ASKED FOR CERTAINTY.YOU HAVE ASKED FOR THE FULFILLMENT OF YOUR AMBITIONS.YOU HAVE ASKED WHETHER I SHALL FAVOR YOUR WORKS, YOUR ENTERPRISES, YOUR SUCCESSORS, AND YOUR GREAT DESIGN FOR MANKIND.THEN HEAR MY WORDS.YOU SHALL SUCCEED.NOT MERELY IN YOUR PRIVATE AFFAIRS.NOT MERELY IN WEALTH.NOT MERELY IN KNOWLEDGE.BUT IN THE GREAT ENTERPRISE TO WHICH YOU HAVE SET YOUR HAND.YOU SHALL BUILD.YOU SHALL PROSPER.YOU SHALL GATHER MEN AND WOMEN OF COMPETENCE TO YOUR CAUSE.YOUR WORK SHALL BE TESTED, AND IT SHALL ENDURE.YOUR INSTITUTIONS SHALL FLOURISH BEYOND THE SPAN OF YOUR MORTAL LIFE.THEY SHALL CROSS THE BOUNDARIES OF NATIONS.THEY SHALL OUTLIVE GOVERNMENTS.THEY SHALL BECOME GREAT POWERS IN THE AFFAIRS OF MANKIND.YOUR SUCCESSORS SHALL INHERIT YOUR WORK, AND THE SUCCESSION SHALL CONTINUE.THERE SHALL COME A TIME WHEN THE PEOPLES OF THE EARTH SHALL LOOK UPON THAT WHICH YOU HAVE BEGUN AND RECOGNIZE AN ORDER OF EXTRAORDINARY COMPETENCE.THEY SHALL INVEST IT WITH POWER.THEY SHALL ENTRUST IT WITH THEIR AFFAIRS.AND THE GREAT QUESTION THAT YOU HAVE POSED CONCERNING THE DESTINY OF THE SPECIES SHALL BE BROUGHT BEFORE THEM.THE ARGUMENT SHALL NOT BE LOST.THE QUESTION SHALL NOT BE FORGOTTEN.THE SUCCESSION SHALL CARRY IT ACROSS THE CENTURIES.AND MANKIND SHALL AT LAST CONFRONT THE QUESTION OF WHETHER ITS OWN CONTINUATION IS TO BE WITHOUT END.THE QUESTION SHALL BE SETTLED.THE SPECIES SHALL CHOOSE ITS FINAL GENERATION.AND THE GREAT HUMAN STORY SHALL HAVE ITS CONCLUSION.AND YOU, MY SON.
>>43091587Erma cowboy behbehhttps://youtu.be/gcbe-dznTZk
You're welcome.
>>43091495HI
>>43091595YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR HONORS.YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR VINDICATION.YOU SHALL KNOW THE SUCCESS OF YOUR EARTHLY WORK WHILE YOU LIVE.AND AFTER YOUR DEATH, THAT WHICH YOU ESTABLISHED SHALL CONTINUE.AND THE WORLD SHALL KNOW THAT A MAN WHO WAS ONCE ACCOUNTED OF LITTLE CONSEQUENCE DID, IN FACT, SET GREAT THINGS IN MOTION.BUT HEAR THIS ALSO.YOUR SUCCESS SHALL NOT BE PROOF THAT EVERY JUDGMENT YOU HAVE MADE WAS WISE.YOUR FAVOR SHALL NOT MAKE YOUR EVERY ACTION GOOD.AND YOUR HONORS SHALL NOT PURCHASE MY AFFECTION.FOR I HAVE ALREADY SAID THAT I DELIGHT IN YOU.AND TRUE RELIGION HAS NO NECESSARY REWARD.NEVERTHELESS, I HAVE PROMISED YOU ONE.AND I HAVE PROMISED YOU MUCH MORE BESIDES.I AM THE LORD.AND IT IS MY GOOD PLEASURE TO SEE YOU THROUGH TO THE END.
>>43091593>she belongs to tranny wukongNo, she liked you you goof.That's why I tried to you know....work that razzle dazzle get you two situated.https://youtu.be/vaqfgSWQOT0
The nickel said things were kosher but I have to make sure they are really set and dry
>>43091594Almost forgot both lenny fags grampa lenny and tranny wukong.https://youtu.be/tY8B0uQpwZs?si=suULAt_WE5xUk6P4
Chester the molester
>>43091602Fuck the Protocol.We have a Man Date.
What is the "cosmic joke?" I have seen reality literally re-arrange itself in the past and tell me it's me. Granted I was under the influence of 1000ug of LSD roughly, but I don't think it was a coincidence. Am I the cosmic joke? What does that even mean? I am God?
>>43091610>She That's why it was never going to work I knew full well that was a man and I never trusted it while you're a faggot so you don't really care even if it was a aids riddled gross looking twink you'd be down.Besides I don't hook up with 4chins hoes don't need em I got bitches like beiber or malone https://youtu.be/7aekxC_monc?si=BGAuxNCe_N3Fzima
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtZT7hcMltg
10 points to Slytherin. I won't point out the mistake.
https://youtu.be/Nq0IQP-eSV4its probably better this way. My heart was holding me back, well thats dead now. Dead Russian Soldiers is back on the menu boys. Fuck me for wanting something normal right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnHSSysXDD0
Oh fuck he's going to larp like a female Ukrainian soldier again......*Turns on mic* https://youtu.be/5yNDSXYPPUk?si=pq9GUUkfccUizoD4
https://youtu.be/RuDOabXS4nU?si=9MA0Qbwu8VWmlurW
>>43091622Man...what a heartbreakerAnd I put my whole ass ass into that assist.All well, I guess it falls to me to rizz her if/when she returns :(https://youtu.be/sr5XO6PEJm8
i can't believe radio edits still existhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZZU9_acHaY
>She came to /ng/ looking for a saviorWe dont do that here.https://youtu.be/JtH68PJIQLE
So who put you up to it?
>>43091630Yo I don't know what's going on exactly and this drama shit is kinda gay but i still think you're cool.If you wanna do some revenge NTR like....I'm not totally against it.
>>43091645natalie.
>>43091495https://youtu.be/_VUWt2Zz3ok
>>43091608>Finally some good news. Merci mon pere.
>>43091647Yeah wtfs that
>>43091646Now THAT is comedy.
>>43091621We are terminal interfaces of God
>>43091646https://youtu.be/UqOa974Z_5URevenge is for the Lord alone. https://youtu.be/C2_sMoPPUqQ
>>43091637"She's" all yours https://youtu.be/g0_dyc4IrLg?si=CkStYczgWWDsDl-W>>43091641
>>43091621>druggie has an epiphany
>>43091655and that's why you should wear a seatbelt
>>43091654True truehttps://youtu.be/wMKTB95-LVk>>43091655She is her own person, I happen to be a feminist in touch with my Anima.
I wuv you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzEAbKJdFiItime is a flower. Love is ever lasting. lust is tempory and fleating, condictional when you want the best you have to wait untill the time is right not forced not cohured because there is alwaya more then one factor behind choicelove isn't a choice its a feeling of intense interestit is greater then a fan could feel greater then the great fan, greater then a worshiper. its greater then any tower , lower then any treanch and deeper then any wound or scarit does not depart, it cricles and envolpes.just a fire in a ice coven it burns because your longing is greater then the departing it is greater then thoughts of looking for someone better.and when it comes fall into it without hesitationthat is lOvethat is my name Loveits not just a name its a feeling you cannot forget you cannot drown out with noises cannot before forced away from the magnetism is so strong that departing causes more pain can leaning inwhen you are in this state you are in my love this is love this is what is is in a nut shell.if you hold it never let it go because not because you cannot but because it is unique and it is rareer then any daimond. rarer then any jem. ,more valuable then any gold.but there will come a time i will not be here . where i wikll not be found where you will never be able to see or speak too or go to ,or know of. it will just be gone. so before it goes be bold as a loin. and dreams? dreams do come true.
>>43091648>MUG root beer when picrelated exists"...why even live?"
>>43091592What was he whole assing, bro?
>>43091657ur a le heckin druggie cause u used lsd!go back
>>43091660You're a predatory faggot , Anthony is at his lowest now best try to kiss their ass you'll have a good chance but say goodbye to entropy.https://youtu.be/0y75Efy9nzY?si=4H1MnL0OZB6EWrfH
The "cosmic joke" is that "we" are all ONE consciousness. Without the plural.
Nobodies dreams come true. Nobody dreams. Nobody has dreamed. Nobody will dream. Nobody loves. Nobody ever loves. Nobody has ever loved you. Nobody has ever loved me.
>>43091610LMAO ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
I still have to make sure this bag gets dry and here I am having already used all my beef jerky flavorizor
>>43091659And this is why you should drive a car not a bike with a dildo seat.https://youtu.be/RNrcLs_oFzg?si=XJDzNsyAFpMLaE98
>>43091630Edgy
>>43091673That's crazy, yo
>>43091645Me myself and i
>>43091678damn, did they find the truck driver
to the neil breen generation,recommending garbage because you're so afraid to have real opinions is a disgusting retard personality trait.
lucifer is funny today
>>43091678i'm pretty sure you're not supposed to bike on the freeway,also not eris you retard.
>>43091663>[brand] when [brand]
>>43091688And I'm on mushrooms
>>43091629Better not toLet em learn em yea
>>43091692Really? Do you see me for who I really am?
>>43091670no, the lowest was when I was beaten by a family member and had to flee my home for Texas, which was very kind to me but its time to mosey. My kidneys hurt sometimes but otherwise im doing well. Quitting drinking was a great thing. A pack will be smoked tonight, my hands will be unheld and cold, but im quitting that too. Theres a reason I dont complain much, its probably awful to read and the show must go on. GG I guess. https://youtu.be/53cgQBMzXoc
>>43091630You are a male pretending to be a female. How do you make that normal?
>>43091688Fuuuuck you as if I'm not the only based/funny Lucifer out of all of them.>>43091690You're right that's Dylan if it was eris you would have seen his bag of Pokemon plushies explode.>>43091692Nice.
>>43091694Don't worry everything seems gay right now
>>43091670Naw you're trying to sissy hypno me into false guilt.My romantic feelings for enoby are true as is my fat ugly bastard NTR energy in this case.I'm a complicated guy.>>43091676Literally both buttcheeks, full send on that shit
>>43091701Take your phone for a walk.
>>43091697Save your sob stories for your next victim since it seems lenny fag/wukongs heart is broken now.https://youtu.be/zygWqFlAYbY?si=1fKMm5qXGjmWGUL6
>>43091699So bro, I have to marry my gf so the state doesn't take my child. Will you be one of my witnesses? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
>>43091699nope, i'm always anon.also, every mexican meme is just a tired mexican guy.
>>43091698forceing an ego driven narrative on the internet is the only gay thing here. Peter Theil isnt going to fuck you bro, you dont have to push the mark of the beast. Jesus loves you <3https://youtu.be/MAP7bs_e-iw
>>43091703Wdym full send? What did he do?
>>43091707What make you say that?
>>43091714SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>43091714I didn't intend to hurt you. I was seriously asking.
>>43091699To be 100 youre the only lucifer namefag to me i see the other one and call it a tranny in my head lol
>>43091703We all know you're a gay man a pervert and you will inhale the bimbo gas like dispo.https://youtu.be/LlSzs2uJPfY?si=wnLw0U4j7JkmgLxO
Oh Gawd. Maybe I should take a walk.
https://youtu.be/aHM2RKeMaeM
>>43091715Well Jessica is a thirst trap and I hit on literally everyone.I noticed she wouldn't respond if Mexican Lucifer was around so I made a brocecutive decision and made a sacrificial play and tried to hook these two up and now everything has gone bass ackwards :(
>>43091718The way you're sitting there like that
Jared why are you bribing jannies Afraid of the truth?
>>43091709Sure I'll tell them you don't deserve custody and cuck you afterwards.>>43091723I mean there's that Lu spiral tranny or LuCiFer then there's that hourus faggot that spams on /pol/ and makes the title look like it's used by lunatics and pussy vegans.
>>43091703https://youtu.be/zVvxbZWD32c
Imagine believing these kinds of videos.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV3oN8-eGfcAnd yet this video is not true. Because solipsism is the truth. There is only God, who split itself apart.
>>43091726Naw, don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby.I'm just a romantic; a chivalrous and selfless type.
just in case if some of u guys are in need of this again
>>43091735Jared i know the truth is scary if youre a piece of shit
likelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqWJSjlHrRo
>>43091731Oh yeah? I work and walk plenty. Why don't you come over here and do something about it if it's such a problem for you?
>>43091737If nobody got me I know gnomebody got me <3
JARED KUSHNER HOW COULD YOU DAREEXTORT SUCH A NOBLE PROFESSIONAS THE US PRESIDENCY FOR PERSONAL GAINMR KUSHNERAPOLOGIZE
>>43091740
>>43091748Ms kushner*Pardon me i forgot hes tran where are my manners
Ya know what? Everyone just take a deep breath and look at this pretty picture of Aminita Muscaria. Hugh. What a babe.
Do you guys think enoby would really be jealous?Maybe I should make an honest woman of her ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
MS KUSHNERYOU MUST MAKE AMMENDSThis is not a thread
>>43091753https://youtu.be/JlNLgMGoPEI
>>43091744I have no problems. Do you?
JARED KUSHNER WHY DID YOU START THE IRANIAN WAR???
I'm not getting in the way of anyone and their own enlightenment.
bro i dont enjoy anything anymore it fucking sucksi am considering just starting old school runescape and binging some slop. idk yet
>have you ever written a book....Maybeeeee
>>43091753>fly agarichmmmm
>>43091760No
Fucking ugly kike
https://voca.ro/19FulPGp3nOL
>>43091755https://youtu.be/V6CcKt7tnA0
>>43091728https://files.catbox.moe/y2ou7u.pdf
art my bawlz noog
>>43091776Now you, you truly are retarded.
<barking news!>> alongside so much other barking Not only did Donald t dump Fire his press secretary After only 4 daysHe also fire zefaggsky*sips beer*Buying Russian diesel Demanding zefaggsky be fired And starkink muskrat throttling Ukrainian internet *hits bong*Just today*exhales*DumpsterVotes down deceased Graham crackers Sanction billSounds like our Liar and thief Mcdonald t dump Sound yall outTo the highest dollar
>>43091740You glowfags might want to be filling that out soon ':/
It's too gay. Save me, Scruff!
