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I have seen reality literally re-arrange itself in the past and tell me it's me. Granted I was under the influence of 1000ug of LSD roughly, but I don't think it was a coincidence. Am I the cosmic joke? What does that even mean? I am God?
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>>43091640
that wut i always hated. Personified Hell, Hekate and Kaos laughing at me. Like i wasnt even invited to hell i just aim for a burning Seraphime and going to find an easier way to wing it. i still would accept a joke because God's word shouldnt effect and/or affect me anymore.
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>>43091640
To know the Cosmic Joke, you must go to the closest mirror and gaze deeply within. Then, you will see it.
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>>43091747
I will actually do this. Not joking. Please inform me of what you really mean in the meantime.
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>>43091747
Nothing happened
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>>43091752
>>43091758
I can not tell you the answer. No one can. We can only point the way. You must find the answer yourself.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THE COSMIC JOKE SURELY SOMEONE KNOWS

AM I GOD? AM I "OF GOD"

IS IT ALL ME EXPERIENCING MYSELF?

IS IT SOLIPSISM?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE "JOKE?"
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>>43091640
There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke
But you and I we've been through that and this is not our fate
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"Since everything is but an apparition,
Perfect in being what it is,
Having nothing to do with good or bad,
Acceptance or rejection,
You might as well burst out laughing!"
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>>43091640
The cosmic joke is that you were born without a cosmic sense of humor.
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I think I've figured out the cosmic joke for real this time.

EVERYONE is the monotheistic God. A paradox. God isn't us. We are all God. Multiple omniverses? Yes. A paradox
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>>43091640
>experiences ego death
>so its all about me?
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>>43093870
literally yes

because when the ego dissolves all that remains is me

somehow
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>>43093882
the joke
your head
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>>43091640
i've always thought the joke to be that there's no punchline. life in itself has no meaning so you might as well look at it as a ongoing absurd joke that is not gonna end in a punchline but can be funny nevertheless. that's my take on it anyway

>>43091758
you should do it for at least 15minutes though
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Okay here's the cosmic joke OP. Everything is an illusion. Think about the computer you're on. It would be unusable if not for having internet access. You wouldn't have internet if you stopped paying for internet. Even if you stopped paying for internet - what if it simply stopped being available where you live. Alternative argument. What if your computer just fucking broke? Boom, your illusion has crumbled.

Everything in this life is a mirage and that's the grand joke.
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>>43091640
Discard crap you saw when high. You were high nigga.

Anyway the cosmic joke : everyone is chasing the answer and believing someone else has the answer when the answer is right there. It's in front of everyone and people are too busy buried in books, drugs, and navel gazing to see it. Nobody looks up. Nobody sees.

>>43092333
On the right track. Ngl.
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>>43094049
That's what they all say...until they do 1000ug of LSD and everything they ever knew is turned on its head...
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>>43091640
Pluto. The joke is Pluto.
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>>43091640
The joke is that you take it seriously when it's all a big larp you signed up for.
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the cosmic joke is what 99.99% of men call their penis
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>>43094148
When you're on drugs it's all in your head. You are chasing an illusion caused by the drugs. Drugs are you lying to yourself.

In before "machine elves" type bullshit. Ever hear of drugs having predictable effects? It's like aspirin dulling pain. Just an effect of the drug.
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the cosmic joke is that i can't help but let go because everything always ends up being profoundly meaningless.
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Life is just a boltzmann brain talking to itself. That's the truth. And you either accept it or forget it
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Life is just a boltzmann brain talking to itself. That's the truth. And you either accept it or forget it
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Life is just a boltzmann brain talking to itself. That's the truth. And you either accept it or forget it
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>>43092053
The joke is "six seven" and then you move your hands up and down like you're testing the weights of two objects. Multiply them by each other and you get the meaning of life... according to a guy who lived on the other earth whence the Mandela-affected hail. First page of Hitchhiker's Guide describes a yellow Sun and an Earth at the edge of the galaxy, not the duplicate planet you sit on now.
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>>43091640
Solipsism.
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>>43091640
If you can't accept it for what it is, you'll go to hell.
That's the secret.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THE COSMIC JOKE SURELY SOMEONE KNOWS?

AM I GOD? AM I "OF GOD"

IS IT ALL ME EXPERIENCING MYSELF?

IS IT SOLIPSISM?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE "JOKE?"
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Here's the answer. Solipsism is true but we're all God so we're not alone, we're alone together.
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>>43091640
it's outside the scope of this thread.
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>>43091640
Yeah, the joke is that we are doing it to ourselves. Dance then dance willingly, you'll catch the tempo eventually.
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>>43091640
LSD just severd the blockage between ego and unconscious. ofcourse the unconscious is YOU that has nothing to do with the actual universe retard
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The cosmic joke is that there's nobody here
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>>43091640
We are all laughing at you OP.
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The joke is that you are God.

After all the questing, the wailing and gnashing of teeth yes the answer to the most grand ultimate mystery of existence is that is wos you that done it.

Whats more is that now you have realised it (and for some, actually experienced it by being everything and knowing all whilst) it doesn’t matter. Being God brings you no power whatsoever. You are at once the most powerful being that can possibly exist and AT THE SAME TIME you have NO POWER.

You can’t even enjoy the fact that you are such a smart cookie that you figured it out because WHO would you even tell?

Yourself?

You tell anyone and they will either think you are insane OR they won’t understand whatsoever OR EVEN WORSE they will go “lol duhhh, obviously”.


It’s not a funny haha thing is a laugh until you lost your mind and are a gibbering wreck in a white coat thing.

Upon this realisation you should make efforts to ground yourself rapidly I would say or you risk losing your current identity….which hilariously…

Doesn’t exist.


And so the only choice you have is to surrender to this knowledge.


And when you surrender to it and you GET IT you and you are lucky you will be remember what it is like to merge with the merciful God and in his mercy you will feel a bliss like nothing you can even imagine and then you get to be your normal self again.

Funny.

All this is very obvious of course but it’s also impossibly complicated.

All of reality exists because of bunch of interlaced paradoxes that YOU can’t fathom but God very comfortably can.

And the essence of comedy is contrast IE duality

Any questions?
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>>43107454
but i am god
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Your Children Were Never Yours
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the universe is not locally real.
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>>43107607
Yes and no.
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>>43107613
Yes and no.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMHcak07pmE
Here is footage of someone getting it in real time. I have been here, you just can't stop laughing about it, you have always been free and happiness has always been right in front of you but you refused to see it. You can discover it in an instant.

https://www.theopendoorway.org/
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>>43110563
grift slop

it's all so tiresome
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>>43091640
discord
gg
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