how do you get an earthy witch gf, asking as someone whos way too much inside of his own head?
>>43092904Put a curse on her Wizards are always stronger
>>43092904money, fitness, will to powerful autismi thinktry
Aren't most of the women who are genuinely into the occult, fat?
>>43092904Woke feminazi garbage, all of them.
Look for men in prison that have daughters
>>43092904Just be Chad. This is true for all women regardless of their type or ethnicity or religion.
Don't get cyberstalked by the glowniggers here, they will try to fuck you up by posting about your personal life and things that you want
>>43093306Oh no sies, the horror
>>43093097They're either super fat or they're young and skinny no in between.
>>43092904You have to go where they meet, obviously.If you have an OTO chapter around that's one way. Or theosophy. Stuff like that.
>>43093458>If you have an OTO chapter around that's one way. Or theosophy.there is only a freemason chapter near me
>>43093536Yeah that won't cut it
>>43092904You don't.My friend didShe cheated on him a lot>inb4 meThankfully not me. An actual friend of mine back when I was 16 over a decade ago>>43093097Pretty much
>>43093536Theosophists are idiots
>>43093097Most men who are genuinely into the occult are twigs, what's your point
>>43093306Could I bait them into posting about the personal life of a ludicrous constructed persona
>>43092904They aren't worth it, just find an ordinary woman to make gf and have her wear a witch hat
I had one. Shit was too weird. If we went on a walk in the woods, I was always scared of offending her for stepping on some mystical woowoo bullshit. "Noooo don't step on those! The little people planted those!". Blamed all of her issues on planetary alignment. I mentioned seeing a mouse one time and she freaked out saying "omg that means we're at the mercy of rat magic!". Way way more shit than that which I can't remember but it was just a wierd experience and it solidified my position that mysticism, witchcraft and woowoo shit is the machinations of a feeble mind trying to explain reality.
>>43093288Bro. Going to prison to get a GF sounds gay. Would I have to do stuff with her father? Because that would be double gay.
>>43092904i got mine by being odd, idk if you guys could tho
