>you have genuine paranormal powers>you can astral project>you can remote view>you can project tulpas into real world spaces>the fbi can't track you but think they can>you have witnessed genuine paranormal events in the American wildernessWho else /agentic/ here?
>>43095797But do you get pussy though?
>>43095845you'd be surprised. the key is to act like a basic retard and essentially not tell women until you're already fucking and they don't wanna lose what you provide <3
>>43095797Now THAT is a cool Pepe
>>43095854>the key is to act like a basic retardcan you elaborate on that?do you mean to be an NPC or to go full retard?
if only i wasnt ugly
>>43095797Not now officer I have to feed my homunculus
>>43095854>trick womenthis never ends badly
>>43095854>don't wanna lose what you provide>what you provide>you>providetopkek
>>43095797Why are people obcessed with tilpas they're fictional
perhaps
>>43095797American wilderness is great.
I am a force of nature. I strike terror in the hearts of my countrymen. To cross me is to invite the legions into your kingdom.Hail Satan.
