https://variety.com/2026/film/reviews/capturing-bigfoot-review-an-amazing-doc-uncovers-the-truth-1236915797/
>>43099335shoot, well there's goes my wholetheory.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cUR4up6EBLA&ra=m
>the archival footage is ai slopbaka the lengths that deboonkers will go to, shameful really
>>43099335That shit was exposed a long time agoThe guy who made and sold the gorilla suit was interviewedThe guy wearing it during the film was interviewedBigfooties are retarded, what else is new
Damn, they really don’t want you to talk about cryptids huh?https://youtu.be/bMbTIvhrbsM
Next they’ll try to tell us that the Loch Ness Monster was a small floating log
>>43099436Giant eel actually. DNA tests of the lake water confirm a giant eel species. They can get up to 20 feet.
>>43099448>DNA tests of the lake water
>>43099335tldrtheres supposed to be new footage, just post the fucking footage i dont give a shit about the movie.
>>43099448>DNA tests of the lake water confirm a giant eel speciesBullshit>>43099397>The guy who made and sold the gorilla suit was interviewedAnyone can interview some retard and have him say whatever, this doesn't mean shit
>>43099335people have been DEBOONKING this from day 1, there's always "evidence" and "people familiar with the matter" who claim is 100% gay fake and that their grandpa was inside the suit, etc.
>>43099797>interview some retardLiterally all of your evidence except for the fake footprints
>>43099654eDNA>>43099797The eDNA part or the length?
>>43099335Good there's 6 gorillion other sightings to debuuunk
>>43099929Retards see bearsWe are still waiting for one single hair or poop that can be DNA tested...
>>43099817So the hoax was fake and that was obvious from day 1, which is even more reason for schizo to believe in itBigfooties are dumb like rocks and slimy like a public toilet
Bigfoot is a funny one, like "UFOs," or "ghosts," where it's so very blatantly real somehow or another, and anyone doing the LALALALALA IT'S FAKE IT'S FAKE IT'S ALL FAKE IT'S FAKE LALALALA fingers in ears game has done no research.
>>43099335Shouldn't you be lighting wildfires to make more room for data centers?
>>43099335>Scientists confirm Bigfoot is fake AND GAY
>>43099335Wasn't this already confirmed debunked a long time ago? Just because one sighting was a hoax doesn't mean every Bigfoot sighting or unexplained encounter was fake. Ultimately it's a good fake but I think the patterson film was made by a man putting on a Bigfoot suit, and walking with his normal gait. Which to most people looked a bit different, but not enough to where once you realize it's a man with a certain slouch you can't unsee it. The caveman/lumbering walk we associate with him is certainly inspired by this footage though. I feel like Bigfoot are interdeminsional and can be considered nature spirits or protectors. It's not common a man is supposed to really be seeing them, I believe or world's probably connect but God made our realms seperate. There's probably plans God has for them, but their goals as a species probably diverge from what ours is supposed to be representing/achieving.
When you Make It as a wizard you get turned into a bigfoot because it's a funny prank
>>43100094Does bigfoot have powers or is he just a big brute
>>43099335Kek like I'm gonna trust the mainstream media on this or any other issue. If they say he's fake, it just makes me believe he's real that much more. They should just say nothing if they want to steal the magic out of the universe and replace it with neverending dreary Monday mornings. Methinks the (((lady))) doth protest too much
>>43099335>The "Painted Hoax" of 1869>The skepticism began on March 11, 1869, when French missionary and naturalist Armand David became the first Westerner to see evidence of a giant panda. While stationed in Sichuan, China, a local hunter brought him the distinctive black-and-white pelt of a dead cub.David sent the skin and skeleton back to the Natural History Museum in Paris. However, because no living animal accompanied the specimen and no Westerner had ever seen one alive, many European scientists dismissed the pelt as an elaborate fraud. Taxidermy hoaxes—where parts of different animals were stitched together or pelts were artificially dyed to fool museums—were highly common in the 1800s. Scientists widely assumed someone had simply taken the skin of a bear and painted it black and white.Leading intellectuals and scientists of the past believed pandas were a hoax until the 1920s.
>>43100318They have godlike abilities but no real reason to use them
>>43099335>new footageAI sloppa
