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I'm not from this timeline. seriously. it's been a whole week here and I'm so confused what is going on. I wake up like any other day but my body was sore like I worked out hardcore. I brushed it off, obviously. I was scrolling on my phone, specifically twitter, and saw some people talking about charlie kirk. specifically some kirkifying memes or something like that. I laughed, because I don't really like the guy. I googled him just to see maybe a new video? I see his date of death. he didn't die. he's not dead. in my timeline he's alive an well. there was an incident with attempted shooting but he didn't get hit, but apparently, he died to a gunshot in his neck. I'm so confused. this goes for much more. trump is the president, for us? Kamala won. the 67 meme, we had 53. covid 19? it happened in 1954, not 2019?? what the hell? I'm not from here, I don't want to be here. I'm scared.
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>>43099345
Don't get confused. Think of it like making the best out of a bad situation. Nobody is saying look what happened here, someone shot tbn and see where the wife ended up? We should shoot tbn again. In fact, tbn is the problem, keeping this from us. Nobody is saying that. Tv people are widely known to be fake in their public appearances.
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>>43099364
I forgot to say, also really note that in this story, the shooter got nothing
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>>43099345
>the 67 meme, we had 53
67 comes from a retarded rap song and means a police code for murder (or something along those lines). Where did your 53 come from?
>covid 19? it happened in 1954, not 2019??
Why was it called covid-NINETEEN then? You do realize that moniker is about the year of its emergence, right?

As is usual with midwit larps, they fall apart the moment the author tries going into actual details. Better luck next time.
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1. the 53 thing came from a guy with curly hair, his name was marco, he got asked about his height in one of those interviews and he said he's 6'0 when he was clearly extremely short so it just became a meme (he was 5'3)
2. yes, I know covid 19 comes from 2019, for us it was covid 54 and it was pretty much the same thing, just happened years earlier
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Goddamn I’m glad I grew up pre internet.
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Speaking of retarded attention whores it's amazing how techies deem themselves gods of the new world

When people like Snowden says "all I have to do is" you know they have a god complex
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>>43099345

Everything is fake as fuck. A rifle round should have knocked him backwards a lot. Huge kinetic energy. It would not have bounced off his chest plate.
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>>43099753
You watch too much hollywood slop.
https://youtu.be/aaS_2l8nGdg?t=103
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>>43099619
A lobotomized chat bot from 10 years ago could have come up with a better story than this. Covid 54, lol. What a fag.
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>>43099345
>I wake up like any other day but my body was sore like I worked out hardcore
You had a seizure.
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shout out to anyone else who went and manually captured this exact frame
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>>43100035
The charge in the mic was OP
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>>43100035
Completely incompatible with the official story.
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I know this sounds insane and I understand y'all. what I'm experiencing is real I know it. I'm not from.here
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>>43101368
how do you know it wasn't just your memories that were messed with, scro
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>>43099345
Welcome to your new home. The he’ll world.
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>>43099345
>Poltard time warped.
I hope you die in this timeline if this is true.
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>>43101294
Really throws a wrench in the gears, doesn't it? Because really, can you even explain how it doesn't totally change the offical story?
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>>43103841
based
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>>43099345
You have induced a state of psychosis by being constantly online and absorbing extremely negative media (public murders).

This can be cured through abstaining, otherwise it will get worse
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>>43099345
welcome to the shit timeline my friend, everything floats here

old charlie finally leaned left on gun issues
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>>43099345
Welcome to the End Of Time.
The CERN / Committee of 300 Attractor field is expanding their reach into more realities.
Don't listen to the glowies tell me what else happened in your world line prior to invasion I'm trying to unfuck all our realities collectively so understanding what's going on in other ones is important. What did your map of the world look like. Who won WWII? Do you recognize all the countries in Europe?
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>>43104104
El Psy Kongroo
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genuinely braindead thread
just delete this whole fucking board



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