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The United States government is slowly releasing extraterrestrial aliens out into the public. I know this sounds absolutely ridiculous but I need you all to hear me out before this post inevitably gets taken off the Internet. I know a few people who have high-ranking government jobs and these people know people that know things. You and I would not know these types of people, these are the people that know things. Nobody knows who these people are.

Basically, what I've been told is that when the government knows something, some kind of information is going to come out to the public and it's going to cause a panic. What the government will do is, they will slowly ease people into it. Maybe they'll make it into a joke, make it into a meme, or something like that. They will ease the people into something that they know will cause panic, that way it won't cause panic and everyone will forget about it and not pay attention to it being out there.

What I've been told from these people that I know is that there has been a lot of frequent interactions between Earth and this specific race of extraterrestrials. The government is very worried about this and they do think it's going to get out soon. So what they've been doing is they've been releasing people into the public, putting people into the limelight that look very similar to these extraterrestrial creatures.

So if you're going out in public, or if you turn on the TV, and you see a person that does not look like a person, just know that person may not be human. Please heed this warning.
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She's an undercover operative for operation deepthroat
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>>43099864
I believe this
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son, you have a pampered easy-mode life if aliens existing is your biggest concern
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>>43099931
Thank God not everyone has third world hand to mouth neccecitates governing them.

Be quiet Saar.
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>>43099931
Good goyim
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>>43099934
>calling someone pampered means ur 3rd world
I'm 1st world too, just not a coddled zoomer bitch with a nerf-foamed upbringing who doesn't have anything to worry about but "racism" and aliems, does mommy still wipe your ass for you too or was it considered "growing up" for you to start needing to ask her to?
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>>43099864
I wouldn't worry to much, the level of technology needed to get to this planet from the nearest inhabitable planet far exceeds our own, we would be like so many hairless apes in a planet size primate exhibit. Most fly by after closing there windows and locking their doors
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>>43099864
This bitch is so hideous it took me three minutes to knock one out over her.
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>>43100042
This retard goons to politicians
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>>43099864
Is Laura Loomer an alien or just a tranny? "She" looks less human than all of them. I think they're just women who are ugly and/or super botched by plastic surgery.
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>>43099864
This species?
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>>43099864
They look week and frigile.
I wonder how much males are stronger, if there are.
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>>43099864
>>43100147
The little ones at least are little you know?
But being tall and weak is a problem :(
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>>43100147
I wonder if they'd survive a shot to the head.
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>>43100156
We cant test that though
she is not an alien, you are fucked,
she is an alien, we are all fucked :D
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>>43100182
That is not a human, anon.
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>>43100184
Welp :( she doesn't look like one.
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>>43099864
Say this is true, what can we do?
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>>43099864
I don't see how you could reduce panic by telling people aliens were amongst you for years and some were even politicians or public figures. That would just cause paranoia. If you're the type to panic about alien disclosure, it's not gonna allay your fears to hear they're everywhere already and could be your neighbour with the wonky eye.
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If you watch the video it's pretty obvious she's trying to walk normally but her legs also bend forward so it has to be careful. Cant unsee it.
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>>43099864
the government is run by queers and pedos, personally selected by satan himself.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rpU51S26hrA&ra=m
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>>43099864
You underestimate how ugly mfs can be.
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>>43101004
>>43101029
>>43101045
>>43101064
>>43101087
>>43101112
>>43101131
>>43101178
>>43101199
Bot
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>>43099874
how deep does this go?
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>>43100147
Only the 3rd best NFL quarterback of all time
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Hey I had a quick dream this morning while closing my eyes for a bit, and was able to not wake up feeling too out of place because I knew I just fell asleep, and woke up right as it engaged me. It was a really fast dream
>walk up 10 or so stairs, go around the bend and stop
>look up the last flight of stairs and something in a sheet is covered
>look at railing and it’s wood too
>the sheet raises up and unclothed itself
>typical alien look
my brain at this point senses it’s a dream
>start to back down stairs but not looking away from alien
>alien hops rapidly to railing right next to me
wake up.
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>>43101611
Smh should've stayed asleep
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>>43100042
Kek
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>>43099864
This shit is in the public already, the people have moved on mate your living under a rock. Nobody want's to be tortured by criminals everyday, we couldn't even have the great spiritual in exsistence they want us to have it sitting down meditating with our eyes closed in our heads like we're having a dream in bed. We can't even do Psi Exploration without THEIR RACEMIZATION. We all left Earth they have oh yes they have ways around in dimensions you bet, I even my own way to stay up here away from the crap you want to believe we are and I don't come back in and millions of us don't come in it's been going on for six years it's called 5D bro, there are energy/gravity gradients, there are non-inert pandomal abilities in archetypes in space for Psi. It's called love bro raise your frequency! Too bad!
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>>43101131
Do we come get em vamp man damn? I just won't they FUCKIN TORTURE ME I can do anything when I finally SURVIVE THEIR CROSSING OF MY BOUNDARIES! There that's out of LOVE I said it here! My God people wake YOU DO CRIMEZ!
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>>43101746
I should’ve punched it and wrapped it up in the sheet, stomped it out and tossed it down the stairs before waking back up. Bring the nightmare to fear
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>>43101004
>securing, containing, and protecting
The Foundation maintains consensus reality internal to the planet, while Directorate K maintains consensus reality outside the planet. You are invited to review the 9 Mile Station Protocol.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1659

For further information, contact your nearest Directorate K representative or visit Nobody Valley north of China Lake, future home of The Restaurant At The End Of The World.
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>>43101997
>Nobody Valley
aka Noname Canyon
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>>43099864
>The government is very worried about this and they do think it's going to get out soon.
I'm pretty sure they know all about it and are helping with the infiltration if not running it. I mean how are these things getting all high ranking important jobs?
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>>43101004
per the SCP-1659 entry

>On December 18, 1998, Dr. Ambroz and a Foundation negotiations team arrived at the abandoned settlement of 9 Mile Station, California, United States, per instructions from SCP-1659 (the reason stated for the location being "we're thinking of building a restaurant here"), and met with Ms. Valentina Làconi, an SCP-1659 subject documented by researchers as being a bicycle mechanic residing in Scampìa, Italy. Ms. Làconi presented herself as "Null Consulate Chargé de mission for Foundation Affairs", and was the only SCP-1659 subject present.

the 9 Mile Station in SCP-1659 refers to the restraurant located at the entry point of the Noname/Nobody Canyon/Valley. the KFOG detachment operating out of China Lake frequents that area. the overall mission is restricted by the 9 Mile Station Protocols to only facilitate the diplomatic process and associated restaurants.

in the context of OP

>>43099864

The SCP Foundation is a fictionalized account of the SV17q and SV09n organizations. specifically, of all the early SCPs, only 1659 was recognized as a parallel organization to the Foundation, thus requiring the 9 Mile Station Protocols. Directorate K, as required by their Protocol mandate, facilitates the exodiplomatic process with ayylmaos visiting SCP Foundation Site 19 aka China Lake

the reason Directorate K was used as the term in 1659 refers to clandestine foreign intelligence services.

https://istories.media/en/news/2025/09/11/tkachev-new-post/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Security_Operations_Center

every nation has a "Directorate K" which is the clandestine intelligence diplomacy backchannel process. they are handling the ayylmaos during their visit, sharing between otherwise hostile nations. the Russian FSB has one, the American NSA has one, etc...

belive me or not, DILLIGAF.
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>>43102001
>intelligence

>>43102013
belive me or not, DILLIGAF.
what makes you think I'm fuckin joking?

review
>>43101997
>>43102000
>>43102013

what would you like to know? the Tartu Exolinguistics Group is an offshoot of the Forgotten Languages group. they handle the translation software and work for the ayy to human comms. they also work a lot of policy analysis and translation of ambient cosmic communications.

interesting people.
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>>43102013
>Russian FSB
I worked with their Directorate K guys in the Baltics ~2013 for the Baltic Sea Anomaly.

https://www.inthewarroom.com/decoding-department-k-understanding-the-fsb/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltic_Sea_anomaly
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liaison_officer

which is in their local jurisdiction where the information is exhanged via LNOs in Directorate K.

>>43102027
>parallel deployments
not for long. Operation ITRION is about to begin.
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>>43099864
nope
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>>43102034
>the line I have placed against China and India
spoken like a true SO. me, just a lowly KFOG D-Class. I'll look you up on Eglinopedia later.
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>>43099864
Reminds me of Marella Agnelli
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>>43102039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkeLkuFzPfM

soon
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>>43101475
Never watched american football in my life :( Who?
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Newfagging, is Sigma Omega a schizophrenic?
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>>43102122
one of many, not that even matters anymore. this place is a dumpster, yet another thread filled with off-topic ai-slop spam.
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>>43099931
Found the reptoid
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>>43102052
Directorate K Field Operations Group, Mimetics Division

>>43102083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzQYtpjMjSo
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>>43102293
please shut the hell up
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>>43100078
>looney loomer
That’s a demon dude
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Imagine how many plates she puts on the neck press
She can probably lift a jeep with that neck
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big fan of making her neck 1% more longer every day
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>>43099864
> these people know people that know things. You and I would not know these types of people, these are the people that know things. Nobody knows who these people are
I’m not saying you’re wrong but I lol’d hard
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>>43102466
>>43102454
kek. they finally got him.
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>>43099931
Oh shut up faggot
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>>43103955
Listen up SHITBIRD. Why don’t you yeet yourself INTO THE FUCKING SEA.
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>>43101350
pretty far, but everyone who's gotten deep has been issued a gag order
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you guys have no culture
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>>43099981
Lmao utterly deranged boomer.
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>>43105191
George Lucas knew about these aliens
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>>43099864
>The United States government is slowly releasing extraterrestrial aliens out into the public.
Nice, i hope things go well, and the general public treats them with respect and hospitality if they be nice frens
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>>43100979
True but I don’t know why we should care about the idiots who are shocked anyway
If you’re surprised by aliens existing you’re a baby boomer or retarded
>>43106207
I think most humans are going to not care and many will be friendly but there’s probably like 5-10% who will try to rape them



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