Hello /x/I'm a time-traveler from the year 5379 AT. That means AFTER TRVMP. The theology I learned in school says that a president or king or so died, and then he came back to life. And then he became the TRVMP, a divine being that changed the world. That was the new year 0.All his followers who had faith in him until his resurection became the MAGALORDS, high powered psychics who became the new rulers on Earth. It was called the NEW GREAT AMAZING WORLD ORDER.I didn't listened so much when we had that stuff in school, so I can't say what happend in detail. But it somehow interested me later, and when I won a ticket for a time travel I thought I want to see the beginning of the TRVMP era. So now I'm here. It's kinda exciting.
can you tell about the technology you used to travel back in time, was it artificial or a natural phenomena
>>43103743It looks like a green glowing whirl pool. You wear a kind of, I guess you would call it latex suit, and sit in the pool. Then it whirls and creates a quantum entanglement with another spacetime vector, or so. And then you're like WHOP in another time. Felt funny.
>>43103712I believe you.So do I gain the psychic power just by believing he'll resurrect, do I need to share his views, or vote for him, or what?I just want to make sure I'm a MAGALORD, you know. Please help a bro out.
>I'm a Brazilian negro living in Baltimore.
>>43103771>Please help a bro outOf course.As I learned about the ancient texts, they say that the ones who were loyal and had faith until the death of the human man "Trump" were chosen by the TRVMP when he was rising from death. The people didn't knew that before (ok, you know it now) and there was great sadness among them, the text says. But then the TRVMP elevated them to MAGALORDS.Something like that.Now as you say it...maybe I could become a MAGALORD too now? Wow, let's see.
>>43103712If you really are from the future, then what should I do right now to become rich?
how would someone 3000+ years in the future even know what 4chan is? I doubt this website still exists thousands of years from now
>>43103801>what should I do right now to become rich?No idea, man. I'm not good at history. That stuff is more than 5000 years ago. In my time.Something with "coins" or so?
>>43103803>even know what 4chan is?I'm here since a while. I learned to use your internat technology and found this board through memes.
>>43103803>>431038144chan was important for his 2016 win. You would’ve learned that in Trumpenreich school and seen Pepe Trump and all the memes.
>>43103712is there technology that can turn me into a girl in the year 5379
>>43105628>is there technology that can turn me into a girl in the year 53795379 ATYes, sure there is. You can also be transformed into a dinosaur (that was fashion a while ago in my time) or be immaterial. I read once there is a whole anime-girl planet somewhere.The TRVMP empire controlls about 30% of the galaxy. With Tesla spaceships we can expand our domain (they have Bazong-engines and space travel goes fast) and colonize new planets. There are so many in the empire that I don't know them all.
