Hylic/NPC Thread (traffic edition)What are some weird things you've noticed about NPCs on the road? heres a few I thought of> You never really see dirty cars, its kind of like GTA, all the cars look brand new.> Most people seem to drive the exact same way and don't care if they drive over holes in the road or waste gas> If you're driving alone on a country road, eventually a hylic will catch up to you and drive behind you. They will continue driving behind you and if you change speed they'll still stay close behind, but if you turn on cruise control they will floor it and go ahead.> If you're not in a car you will see them speeding around corners which if you tried it yourself at that speed you would crash> You don't see a lot of cars going into driveways, or coming out of driveways they are usually on the street going somewhere
this has to be bait you are wildly fucking dumb if you believe any of the things you've "noticed" mean anything
>>43132471here's one now
>>43132441>driving a non-chinese EVI love driving a moving bomb that Elon can remotely explode any second he wants! Think about the planet!!
sometimes i'll see one slow down randomly at a traffic light and then suddenly accelerate through a red
>>43132441I don't drive but how about the thing they all do where they nod at you in public. Motherfuckers could be walking on the totally opposite sidewalk to me 100 yards away or even worse be that far away in their car/truck, and they'll give me a stupid nod as they pass by, and I'm not looking at them!>inb4 its jus common courtesyit's scripted bot behavior holy shit they need to stop doing that and mind their own business
If you as them the vertiginous question, they will respond with things like “The question is meaningless. You wouldn’t be you if you were someone else.”. They can’t grasp the concept of a first person perspective.
i swear i saw a guy pop-in once, his features where like rough for a second, he just walked away with a purpose
>>43132441This OP seems rather NPC, hope this helps
>>43132441You see cars in grocery store parking lots at all open hours, but you almost never see cars with grocery bags in them, or people walking grocery bags to a home/apartment from a car.People need to constantly eat and buy food, it’s also perishable and needs to be replaced, so it seems like you should literally see people carrying groceries outside every day. I suppose they could eat fast food all the time, but that doesn’t even seem financially feasible, especially with today’s prices and everyone being poor.I spend a lot of time outside, I literally go outside every day, and I also regularly skateboard, but I can maybe only count the number of times I’ve seen a person carrying groceries over the past 5 years on one hand.I don’t lose any sleep over this, but it’s something I think about occasionally.
>>43133122You need to either update your GPU, or lower the settings.
I ride a bicycle a lot and I can't tell you the amount of times I've had these dead behind the eyes npcs literally stare at me coming through an intersection or round a bout when I have complete right of way, and they just literally look right at me keep driving and then just before they're about to hit me they suddenly hit the brakes and they don't even apologise, or react at all andthey just sit there with no reaction until I've passed.It's different to just a normal near miss etc. It's super uncanny. Like they're looking directly at me but their code hasn't told them they need to give way to a bike
You can never be sure whose really an NPC. Pneumatics can play the role of NPC as part of a larger plan.
>>43133171why should a car give way to a fucking bicycle?
>>43133213I don't know where you live, but that's the law here
>>43133156Consider how often you go to the grocery store and how long you are outside carrying groceries. Surely you'll be outside for maybe 1 or 2 minutes. If you go 2 or 3 times a day, that is really infrequent. Then think about how many people unload their groceries from their cars inside their garages. Then think about how often you see people grocery shopping on Saturdays and Sundays. It's one of the reasons I try to avoid shopping on those days because of how busy it is.
>>43133234People with no personality (and no dick and balls) irrationally hate bicycles for some reason. They are the same NPCs who sit in their cars in traffic all day long. They have nothing else to do but drive and talk boomer shit. It's their only purpose
>>43133470The bikefags are faggots and their helmets are gay as fuck, faggot
>>43133584here's one now
>>43133588You are proving my point.
>>43133600Yes. Your point is being an example of an npc. Who the fuck cares except boomers and other boring ass people with nothing to do but bitch about nothing. Like people riding cars don't look like faggots lmao. Gimme a break
>>43133470>hate bicycles for some reasonPeople who use bicycles are most of time homosxuals or leftistsThats rational hatred.
>>43133666That's irrational hatred, cry more about nothing, npc loser>muh leftists, muh homosexthose are all psyops you fell for, it doesn't matter at all. And even if they were a real threat: endlessly seething about them makes you weaker than them lmao I thought you're the master race or something. You don't act like it. You act like a whiny boomer with luxury problems
>>43133470They hate them because of their tendency to think they’re king of the road (de jure perhaps in some cases but de facto that’s a moron). They also have a tendency to pull stupid accidents out of nowhere and I’ve heard a lot of talk about them being obnoxious. Also your mentality towards cars reeks of urbanite existence. You’re a city slicker just kill yourself bro.
>>43133708Didn’t you open seething about boomers and assuming and claiming total ignorance to commonly known critiques. You prove the biker as an obnoxious asshole to a T!
>>43132441>If you're driving alone on a country road, eventually a hylic will catch up to you and drive behind youThe other day I was walking on an access road and some truck was behind me and just so happened to need to turn into the railyard as I was passing the entrance, putting pressure on me, eventually turning as I passed.Yeah, real """"coincidence""" there, super low odds that would happen given the small town I live in. Idk.
>>43133470Some cyclists are pure cancer but the majority of them are better than any car worshiper, I will say that.
They watch netflix showsThey play videogames all dayOr they don't play videogames ay all but socialize/party too much and don't know how to enjoy time aloneNPC's consume popular culture to fill some empty void but they don't even feel empty because they don't have a soul
>>43133781most of them in my area are just the e-bikes now.so they ain't even peddling, just ignoring road rules
>>43132441>NPC is driving behind you. >You slow down. >They slow down >You stop >They stopNPCs are so broken they dont even realise they can overtake.
>>43133103Yeah that's another one. They wildly try to wave you across bypassing your judgement so you pull out into a truck.
>>43132441I'd say there are like "archetypes" where there are different groups of people, but they are never mixed together. Like you get one>Old people comically leaning over the steering wheel squinting their eyes>The insanely loud music guy who has closed windows and is clearly damaging his hearing>The standard Asian woman who is somehow always so comically bad at driving it's like a Mr Bean skit>The crackhead/bogan/redneck (whatever in your country) with a dented up, filthy uteIt's like the population is made up 5% each of these then the rest are giganormies
>>43134367contand forgot to mention each archetype always has the same car model. I am not a car guy so can't say exact type, but the Asian lady always has a super small pod car type thing, music guy usually a sports car, old person usually another small car and always a beige, yellow, or off-white/grey
>>43133171Most people (normies) have an intense irrational hatred of cyclists. Granted a small number of them are faggots, like the one's super into it with the high vis and everything.But like you talk to a normal person they are literally psychopathic toward them and think they should all die. It's really weird and like a quirk in the programming or something.
>>43133708>>muh leftists, muh homosex>those are all psyops you fell for, it doesn't matter at all. And even if they were a real threat: endlessly seething about them makes you weaker than them lmao I thought you're the master race or something. You don't act like it. You act like a whiny boomer with luxury problems
>>43134381It's like the militant meat eaters who throw a fit every time they're reminded of vegans. It's just boomers and their offspring who haven't grown up. They are forever in toddler phase. They are personally offended by everything and have no life to speak of, so they think all that shit is really important when to normal people it's just meh whatever
>>43134449See, that's what I mean. They can't even articulate what their problem is. Toddler behaviour. Nothing but crying and shitting and pissing, kek
>>43134457I think boomers and nu-boomers had life on easy mode so they need to invent random shit to be offended by.It's like when things like dnd and video games were seen as terrible, boomers literally stroking out over something they don't like.
>>43134466>See, that's what I mean. They can't even articulate what their problem is. Toddler behaviour. Nothing but crying and shitting and pissing, kek
>>43134467>hurr that's annoying durris their whole argument kek. They're all stuck in puberty
>>43134500Yeah they lived or live, via nepotism, in an era where you got a job with a firm handshake then with minimum wage could buy a house out-of-pocket in like a year. The best economy and dating market where 'game' was just talking to a few local girls and having one fall on your lap.That's why they constantly seethe their lives are literally perfect, so they need made up shit to be angry about.It's also why when you actually talk to these people, they are socially retarded and out of touch
If you live in a apartment building, they will sit in the lobby all day or linger out-front, literally between set hours, like it their routine or something. i noticed the same thing with electric bikes and scooters, they'll ride 50mph on a sidewalk never looking, they just evade traffic like they are part of the environment. yet ill get run over every time i walk anywhere. sometimes they drive with their mouths agape I know space does not exist, we live inside a closed system (A firmament) the NPCs only believe the image inside their heads about our world, they are unable or unwilling to trust their own senses, only the hivemind. The NPC will see the sun pass over and above you, the sun and moon being the same size to the observer, will appear flat, like sprites in a videogame all the luminaries are like this yet the NPC believes he can put his feet on these places..
>>43132441Anon goes outside
>>43132441Outside is not real. Inside is not real. The only thing that is real is the mind but who is programming it? Where do you pull your thoughts and ideas? From the ether? Or are they drip-fed to you by a jester?
>>43132441Have you ever seen your neighbors bring home groceries?
>>43132441>hylicis that a monster from a video game lmao
>>43133114Are you the guy buying adspaces here that link to the Wikipedia article. You're my personal hero.
Autistic complaints that other drivers are different: a thread retrospective.
>>43133156>I don’t lose any sleep over thisBecause it's false and you know it.The basic challenge as always: keep a log.Once you actually write it down, you will see the errors and biases in your thinking.
>>43133728>their tendency to think they’re king of the roadThey dont have that thought any more than a person in a car does.The retards are just mad because they want cars to have exclusive use of the road, and any obstacle to that is seen as an evil to harm.
>>43132441I wonder why so many cars are running around during working hours. Looks like they don't work. My neighbours I don't see them cooking or washing clothes, taking trash out. The only family I see here is some Christians who cook their barbecue every few weeks, and that's it. Today I was thinking it takes many years for a cow to grow up, right? But there is meat all year, and we eat meat almost every day. I never saw a shortage of meat all my life.
>>43133156I have a ring doorbell and funnily enough I have NEVER seen either of my neighbours bring in bags of shopping.. mind - blown
>>43136735Lmao it isn’t an ego trip bike fag. Literally they endanger themselves and threaten the property of others because they think a bike is equal to a car philopsocally. They are the obstacle as you say, and they are the vulnerable ones. They need to act like it. It’s only ever the hobbyists too.
>>43133103You fool. Those are the other players.
>>43133470Hating byciclists is EXTREMELY based and correct. They are always fucking retards who shit up actual roads meant for real people (drivers). All bicyclists should be hanged. Also my dick is above average
>>43136773Muh "working hours".Look granny, some of us work swing shifts, gravel shifts, often times weekends. There is no such fucking thing as standardized "working hours" and to think otherwise has gotta be an NPC symptom in itself
>>43134135I'm just too lazy to bother sometimes. I'll get where I'm going eventually, even if it's 5mph slower than I'd like.
>>43137137just wait a few months when gasoline is so expensive you fat n*ggers gotta start pedaling to applebees and olive garden instead
>>43132441what you are describing is that cars dehumanize people by turning them into anonymous machines and putting them into a literal bubble separate from the rest of the world.Fucking carbrains.
>>43137093>>43137137If you don't see how entitled you are nobody can help you, toddlerboomer. We just have to wait until.your kind dies to get rid of the fundamental evil that is carbrain. Poisoning and paving everything for the sake of slave mobility so they can go and lick more epstein boot in their serf lives and spit on any non-slave for not being as cucked as them. Gasoline should be 20x as expensive as it is now. Carboomers need to get starved out of existence. Do me a favour: Back out of the driveway and kill your three year old grandchild while playing. It's a boomer tradition. A rite of passage in the carbrain community
>>43137152kek, like neets don't watch all the cattle go to their bootlicking posts every morning now this clown wants to tell us there are no standardized working hours LMAO get fucked cuck
>>43133103I nod at people because people like you are hateful, and egotistical, and only adopt your beliefs as an aesthetic. The fact that you don't have the empathy to consider sincerity as a human trait saddens me. You are misguided by the devil and have succumbed to prideful conceit. I pray for those like you daily.
>>43133156>"literally">AI picrelbot
>>43137875>>43137882there really are some sheltered babies in this thread kek, it's like they never went outside and interacted with anybody eye to eye in their whole lives. They're like powdered wig french aristocrats from the 1800s>people who greet me in the street make me uncomfortable>people who don't drive an automobile make me uncomfortable>people who use words I don't use make me uncomfortableLITERAL babies kek. Pissing themselves because of nothing. They really have to invent things to be mad about
>>43137875No, you nod at everyone because that's what all your fellow NPCs do. It's pure herd minded monkey-see-monkey-do behavior. You mimic all the other dumb shit as them for the same mindless reason and just lie to yourself that you arrived at it by choice out of reasoned self conviction and authentic personal tastes. You would even be worshiping an elephant instead jewsus if you were simply born in india, because that's how fucking fake and conformist you are.Keep embarrassing yourself nodding at me in public even though I'm not looking in your direction, idiot.
>>43137921>says the daggot who is triggrred by anything not normal
>>43137875People who have visceral hatred for non-conformists and abnormality do not deserve empathy and are children of devilWould not by surprised if they were temu nephilim or incarnation of minor demons
>>43137962>daggotIs that french? Enjoy your cake, Marie. Take some more wig powder, you natural hair color is starting to show again
>>43138000>getting this triggered and riled up over minor phoneposting spelling mistake
>>43138029>triggered and riled uplmao wat, I'm laughing at you. No wonder you piss yourself when someone nods at you you retard, you can't read people to save your life hahahaha you're unironically autistic. Get checked Anon. You can get NEETbux with a condition like this
>>43133728>Also your mentality towards cars reeks of urbanite existence. You’re a city slicker just kill yourself bro.subhuman insecure cultureless hick. you couldn't maintain your lifestyle without leeching off urban economies and products. only reason we don't bash you losers more is cuz it's punching down. know your place.nah but for real cars are dumb as hell in the city, it's crowded and they take up too much space. sitting in traffic for an hour to go a few miles is for dipshits. traffic is obnoxious for everyone else too. cars are good for remote country highways but they become inefficient quickly in dense grids. so why do you care if an urbanite hates cars? you wanna drive in this mess?? don't worry bud the gay techbro isn't gonna make you walk 60 miles to work lmao
>>43138047>No wonder you piss yourself when someone nods at you you retardI am not that guy, i am different anon, literal retard.Now i understand that you fervently believe that thinking is for scrawny nerds but god damn, thats some real serious retardation there.And on top of that you are typical internet tough guy, so don't pretend that you wouldn't getting real prissy and temper tantrummy if you got called like faggot or piece of shit.
>>43138178No, that's fine, I'm an IRL tough guy too. Cry about it, pussy. You're some kind of schizo though. What the fuck do you even want lol>I'm not that guy but I'm also not talking about anything else in particular, I just want to babble and seethe at you for some weird reason
>>43138156>city slickerlmaoooo what a LARP, that guy thinks theres a difference between muh country and muh city. No such thing. It's been said in this thread before. There is no difference. It's all civilized. It's all paved and regulated. You can't escape human civilisation. You should try though, your fat ass might learn something
>>43138204This reply was meant for >>43133728
>>43132441In Europe, they park bumper to bumper, but they never dent their cars.
>>43138156Why should i care about you and your thoughts and feelings?Like why should you matter as individual to me and that something makes sense or doesn't to you?So on what grounds you are entitled for others to care about you?
>>43138252Did you skip kindergarten or why do you have to ask something like that? Kek. Edgy boy>why should people care about each other, why don't we all just live in a post-apocalyptic fucking wasteland like mad max where everyone is at war with everyone elseBe nice to the other children little anon
