Vampires are vegan because they eat people.
>>43148767but anon, people are animals
>>43148771I don't give a fuck. Spray shit everywhere. I'm leaving Retardville.
You think people-eaters are fat?
We can drink animal blood too, although i personally prefer human blood, but since 2020 I've been drinking from blood bags rather than fresh.
>>43152233Count Chocula.
>>43152233A French woman born in the 1850s.
>>43154886No it was Count Chocula.
Why do all depictions of vampires show bite marks on victims necks? Fangs are used to tear out the jugular and have a shooting fountain of blood to slurp up. Smh.
>>43154914Vampire teeth are actually straws that suck up blood.
>>43149903I saw a video who astral projected to a today’s time vampire. She was a woman and the man that turned her into one was already 500 years old. She was in the 300s. She explained he was turned into a vampire by what you would call the elixir of life concoction. I believed that vampires were alien experiments, just like Adam. Can you talk more to this? I’m sure you’ve learned info throughout your years.
>>43155038I've never heard of that, no one is sure how the first one, or the first ones of us, came to exist, however we have folktales about this, but I've only been a vampire for 14 years, so don't take my word for it. The transformation process is similar to a blood transfusion.
>>43155176What's a vampire doing answering questions? I get that even if you're a real vampire, you're not really in any danger, nobody can prove anything anyway. But, what made you crawl out of your coffin tonight and spill your secrets?
>>43157450What a coincidence, you're a vampire too?>>43157710A friend of mine thinks that with internet and cameras It's impossible for us to remain hidden forever, he thinks we should reveal ourselves in a way that wouldn't cause panic, before the humanity accidentally discover us. But the older ones among us disagree with that idea.
>>43157450Your vampire fan fiction is just different than the other dudes
>>43148767No, we don't eat humans. That would be detrimental to our cause. We do consume their essence, be it through blood or other means. But above all we treat our livestock better than any human ever would.
>>43148767Yes. People should stop talking shit about our diet. There’s nothing problematic about drinking the blood of humans.
>>43157710Me personally, I came here to straighten out any misconceptions you humans have about our kind, although I cannot speak for all of us. I personally don't "eat" humans, not all of us are sanguine and to be frank, not all humans are really that appetizing either, but if offered, I probably won't refuse to take a small taste.As for the misconception that we vampires sleep in coffins and have a fear of sunlight, no, most of us don't even sleep, we slumber or go dreamwalking so to speak. And for me it doesn't matter how or where. Some of us can slumber and still do stuff. We don't fear sunlight per se, but it is annoying and it does give me blisters in about an hour or so on any exposed skin and it burns/blinds my eyes but at least I can just go outside and such, but I do prefer going outside after sundown. Also dreamwalking is what you humans would call astral projecting. It's quite natural for us vampires to do so, just to pass time. My elders probably will disagree with me telling you these things here. So I'm probably going to see some backlash from even telling you these things.
>>43154914They just use them to poke a hole in the neck and then suck the blood out of that
>>43165025that probably would not be very effective, the blood would clot in the veins around the neck.its like trying to drink a milkshake thats way too frozen
>>43165031just keep sucking
>>43165036thanks, i will.
>>43148767>vegan>eat peopleHominids are animals. The anthropocentrism, mostly encouraged by the Abrahamic religions, is the biggest problem facing man. It will be our downfall.
>>43160679Do you like garlic?
