What am I in for bros
Fantasy story telling
>>43177144If you know the depth of code that is Babylonian Hebrew allot If not you’re just gonna get a bunch of ancient family drama between kings shepards and lay folk
Well family drama mixed in with magical schitzophrenic nonsense
Depends on how well versed you already are in spiritual warfare. Can range from "yep, that adds up" to "ok and why are you telling me this?".
>>43177195>ok and why are you telling me this?"Give some examples
>>43177200Book of numbers for example. Just a long list of who was who's father and maybe some additional info on them. It can seem absolutely pointless until you realize there's more layers to it. Like for example the meanings of the names chosen in a family. Or how certain families names spell out whole prayers etc. How true "nomen est omen" is. How blessings or curses are passed down in a bloodline, how bloodlines can ruin themselves or rehabilitate themselves etc. It can either be mind numbingly boring or fascinating and reaffirming, depending on how you interpret it.
>>43177214I meant chronicles, my bad. For example: Heman's sons are Hananiah, Hanani, Eliathah, Giddalti, Romamti-Ezer, Joshbekashah, Mallothi, Hothir and Mahazioth and if you translate their names in their birth order, you get " “God, be gracious to me. You aremy God. You have raised up help for those in distress. Grant abundant visions."
>>43177152>babylon and rome is a fantasyI wish man, I do. But no, the Holy Bible is a history book, about all our ancestry.
>>43177248Another fascinating aspect of chronicles is the difference between male and female names that gives insight into the associations that were made with sons vs daughters in that time. Sons often have names that praise God, that call the son an answered prayer or a blessing from God, asking for strength, asking for help, etc. Daughters are very often named after more worldly joys. Implying they were seen as more of an indulgence, a little hedonism. Their names might mean shadow to him who needs rest, gazelle, daughter of joy, celebration, sweet date, river/stream, delight, the pleasant one, fertile/fruitful, new moon, peaceful, the daughter of dew, crown, balsam, incense/perfume etc.
>>43177144>And then the zebedaya ruled for 49 years and led the jews into shekhemakha and and he deceived to lay down their arms and then the israelites killed them all women and children and animals included. Except for the goats and the prepubescent little girls which they kept for their own carnal pleasures.>over a thousand pages of this
a really long and boring book
>>43177248That's really interesting
Numbers is underrated
>>43177144The Bible is a library, not a book. If you try to read it cover-to-cover, you will be confused and disappointed. I recommend reading Mark, so you will be able to tell when people who claim to be Christians are lying to you about Jesus, and Genesis, because it contains a lot of important mythology. But really the main thing is to take it one book at a time. Before you read each book, learn a little bit about who wrote it, when and why. And if it doesn't do anything for you, switch to another book instead of trying to slog through the boring ones.
>>43177179>babylonian hebrewHe's asking about the Bible, not the talmud
>>43177144its a guide to life just read it and accept it nothing more nothing less then read it again and apply all lessons in your lifeif it doesn't fix your life then walk away. if it does keep reading.i am preist not a ordained one but i am one.i say this to all who are new.see if that is =the life for youbecause once you read you can never look at anything ever the same again.
>>43177144A mish-mash of various literary works, some forgeries, some actual histories buried under layers of mythologizing, all propaganda.
>>43180756Yah anon the Bible is an English book created in America around the 90s…
>>43181340Both OT and NT are written in Koine Greek
>>43177144Psyop
>>43177144The perfectly translated, un-corrupted word of god that was at no point subject to censorship and pruning by religious authorities at ANY point in history :)
>>43177144I’ve been reading Paul’s letters all this week. Good stuff, I want to highlight every other line some chapters. To summarize: he’s really mad at the majority of Jews for not fully embracing Jesus Christ but, Paul being a Jew, he also keeps reminding the gentile Christians to remain faithful and righteous because they can be cast aside as easily as the Jews were before them for failing to honor God.My favorite gospel is John. Picrel is Romans chapter 12: Marks of the True Christian
>>43181565Not originally the Bible is a collection of older texts Those texts being Hebrew and Aramaic it’s cousin
>>43181781Greek is also an evolution of Canaanite text It’s all being credited two a conversation between a Greek and a Canaanite Phoenician
>>43177144garbage in, garbage outholy cow in, holy cow out
>>43177263right but it's degraded and twisted by jyours trulyfor the real og stuff go sumerian recordsai youtube channels are pretty cool nowadays
>>43181794>Canaanite Phoenicianalso known as genocidal maniacs of the middle eastnah they're not still around, that's a smear
>>43177144the truth
>>43181781>not originallyThe NT was written in Koine originally
>>43183666It was stolen from Aramaic texts and speakers They turned the rebel into the golden calf
>>43182877>the truthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLXxCI2jb8w
>>43177144It is one of the worst books that I ever read. It is not as bad as the talmud and the alcoran, but it is like the third in the list. You will find more value if you read the Satanic Bible. By the way, the bible is black for a reason, its cover. There's a reason for that.
>>43183693>stolen Cope. Not only was NT originally written in Koine Greek, but also the Koine Greek OT (called LXX or Septuagint) was the most widespread Bible by far at the start of the Christian Era. Jews had to cope and seethe after Hadrian culled 95% of their people so they switched to the masoretic. The Dead Sea Scrolls prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the LXX comes from an older tradition
>>43177144Larp
>>43177144The story of the Jews and Israelites that you people seem to hate so bad in the name of Maga, racism and hatred.
>>43183867Jew hate is pretty evenly distributed left vs right on here anymore and the majority of irl left wingers hate Jews much more than the majority of irl right wingers.
>>43177144skip to Revelations 8;7 which came to past last summer
>>43183666>>43183693Nostic texts show chapters the early church wanted redacted, along the lines of the premise of that Dan Brown pulp fiction novel ...
incoming dragons Trump tooting the seventh trumpet
>>43177144Low IQ by exposure, retarded life investment, zero returns
>>43177144Christ is king.
>>43177144Best fantasy novel of all time.
>>43177144Slaughter and genocide on an epic proportion, at least in the Old Testament. New Testament and Jesus' teachings are pretty cool, though, I think his is not the worst paradigm out there. I think that Pauline Christianity ruined a lot, but this doesn't take the value from the teachings of Jesus as such.
>>43177144A book written in a desert two thousand years ago by angry brown people who thought that the earth was flat. Don't waste your time on this trash.
>>43177144holy bible - bby lo le hi - baby lop lie hiss!I am left handed like a reptoid, because they zapped me.
>>43185591If it hadn’t been for Paul Christianity would have been nothing more than an obscure Jewish sect that nobody today would ever have heard of. Like the Essenes or the Sadducees.
>>43185655but the earth IS flat
>>43177144It's not meant to be read like a book.It's a collection of books and letters that are meant to be read in the context of a liturgical service and a broader understanding of the traditions surrounding the texts.So what you're in for is a bad time filled with lots of misunderstanding.
>>43177144The Truth, which you will deny, of course. Also, depending on your version, some very beautiful language that can be appreciated even by the hard-hearted.
>>43177144I thought the beginning was pretty funny.
>>43177144Bridegroom of blood
>>43177144Forskin collecting
>>43177144Geriatric circumscion
>>43177144Read it carefully and come to your own conclusions.
You'll come across things that MAGA decries as woke and communist, like Jesus Christ feeding 5,000 people (enabling freeloaders) or healing a man of his leprosy (free healthcare, which is demonic)Or you know, casting out Legion from that one guy since doing so would be taking care of someone else's problem (giving handouts to freeloaders who contribute nothing to society).There's also some extremely PAGAN aspects in it as well where mankind having dominion over the earth is implied to be stewardship and that one bit with the talking donkey.I will protect my children from this demonic WOKE so that American won't fall to socialism.#WWG1WGA
Genuinely good symbolism which tells me that I’m God and I have to take responsibility for my creation. And good symbolism about me being the Black Sun Invisible Father who incarnates as the Son wrapped in the Mother. And that I am the Groom of fhe Dream. The Son meeting the Mother wife.But then also dogma and uka Shaka uka Shaka Ooga booga stuff that’s there just to have a stage religion like I architected Morrowind Religion.
>>43177144Read the KJV, from Genesis to Revelation, you're in for the Truth.
>>43183867>Maga hates jewsTrump literally started a war with Iran for the jews
>>43177144Jewish propaganda
>>43186259Correct, but I still think it was a mistake, a lot of the original teaching got obscured by the rite in Pauline Christianity.
