Been here for years, but this is the first physically paranormal experience I've ever had:>gather clothes to put in the washer>put them in the washer and start it>go back to my room>sock on the floor>ah, this fell the pile!>take it and throw it next to washer on top of some of my aunt's clothes because i know washer does not open unless it finishes or you force stop it and drain>pass my aunt in living room and mention i forgot to add a single sock>washer stops and i take the clothes out>sock is among the washed clothes>aunt says she didn't do anything with my sock and there must be a rational explanationAnyone else had something similar happen?
>>43182359so I guess spirits will help you wash a sock but not help a child who is being raped or murdered.really hard to build a coherent religion out of this fucking place, innit
>>43182392>coherent religionreally doesn't seem like the age of that currently. I personally started not to even think in terms of reason anymore, watching the chaos.
>>43182359Yes.>I gather my bed sheets and my night clothes and take them down next to the washing machine.>I come back to my bedroom and see my purple tshirt on the floor, I think it fell down.>I take it down later because I'm busy.>Later my mother gives me my clothes, my purple tshirt is among them, I put them in my closet. Later she gives me a second set of clothes, my purple tshirt is among them again...>I check: I now have two identical purple tshirts...>WTF?>I ask my brother if it's his, he laughs and says "I don't wear purple, I'm not a faggot like you!">The "duplicate" button of the washing machine must have been accidentally pushed.
Buy something at store.It’s in a big cardboard box.Because it may not be what I need, I keep the receipt on top of the box in case I need to return it.I carry box, with receipt on top, from my car towards front door of house. Wife walks in front of me to open door.It is a hot windless summer day.As I walk to door, receipt slides off and lands on grass.See where it lands.Wife sees where it lands.Decide to just continue into house and will return for the receipt.Go inside with wife leading way, drop box, and immediately go back outside for receipt.Receipt gone.Wife and I search everywhere.About ten seconds went by between when I dropped the box inside and my return to where the receipt slid off.Again, no wind, it had slid and landed on green grass in obvious easy to see place, wife and I both saw it land there.Best guess:a bird grabbed it for a nest.However, no birds around.Small event, but weird.
Another one…I am a very old fart as this story shows.Be teenager.Lounging on couch.Father gets a brand new Polaroid camera where photographs develop in minutes.Father all excited.Decides to try it for first time.Goes outside to take photo of house.Father comes back in and is mystified by something.Gives me photograph.Just our house.Father tells me to come with him outside. Brings me to the other side of street where he took photograph.Now asks me to compare photograph to the house.House is partly blocked by my used old fashioned (even then) Chevy.Photograph does not depict my Chevy.Check photograph and see a stone in road next to front lawn.Look under my Chevy.There is the stone.See no way my father could have taken that photograph without my Chevy being fully in photo.Father not outside long enough to move my Chevy, take photo and then move Chevy back as a prank.However, ask father for me to try to take new photo to see if my Chevy is shown.He refuses.I assume a prank.If so he actually got the camera earlier, took photo when I was out driving my Chevy, and then he pretended that he was just trying camera for first time.If so, that was my father’s one and only prank ever.
I got molested by shadow people until I learned that you can fight them with humour
>>43182995What type of humor do molesting shadow people enjoy?
>>43183038mostly rape jokes
>>43182847Is this a joke on the duplicate function of a washer or is it a true story and the duplicate is a quip?>>43182976>Polaroid camera where photographs develop in minutesWe know what it means!>>43182995That makes sense, we have to remember this when it happens though.
>>43182976how old is the Chevy? year of the make?
>>43182359Is this the Henry Cow reunion album?
>>43182392>so I guess spirits will help you operate a time-saving machine that enables you to put your efforts into other works, boosting productivity>but not help a baby monkey who is being subjected to their rich traditional cultural heritage.whenever some stupid idiot brings up "duhhh why does gob allow bad things happen to keeds", they need to be sent to some 3rd world shit hole so they quit polluting our air waves with their stupid babbling.
