A man worshipped God.The scripture he believed in laid down strict commandments. To purify the body five times a day before prayer. To carve a mark upon the male flesh. To touch no alcohol whatsoever. To fast for one month every year. To return the dead to the earth, never to burn them in fire. To multiply and raise many descendants.The man lived a devout, happy life and met his end surrounded by his many family members.Deep underground, the starving ones collected his buried flesh.The remains required virtually no preparation.The daily cleansings and the carved mark had already done the work. His abdomen was opened at once.Having died during the month of fasting, the man’s liver was free of any bitterness from alcohol or undigested matter.Cooked to a medium-rare, the meat was served at a highest-class restaurant, deeply captivating the palates of the guests.The starving ones loved them.The restaurant will quietly be fully booked tomorrow, as well.For the number of the faithful continues to grow.
