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Hello anons, ask me a vague question only you will see and see if I can read your future.
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Will I make it? Just like in general
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>>43205562
Looking now.... Yes in general you will make it but just before you leave stop and check for your wallet.
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>>43205616
Interestingly I do not use a wallet, though I am of a very forgetful nature and often misplace or forget things, not rarely to my severe detriment so there may be something to it
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>>43205550
How does my miserable life look?
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will i ever lose my virginity? im female
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>>43205647
Peering now ...
Yes, yes maybe you should have gotten lotion from the grocery store because you're worried about the smell. Yes, yes, dont isolate this weekend instead I want you to take a trek into the woods
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>>43205660
I see I see you wish me to confirm you're female with my majic powers.
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>>43205642
Yes yes you will realize I'm eventually correct after you finally get a wallet. One day you'll leave your things separately and it will take you awhile to find your id and therefore you'll remember maybe I will get a wallet and then you'll forget that I predicated youll forget about not bringing your wallet because days and weeks go by, you'll be back when you remember.
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>>43205550
what do you see about me and K?
(you said vague right?)
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>>43205778
Looking now yes yes yes yes. Yes yes yes. I feel a strange sense of doubt just start expecting yes if you start asking.
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>>43205550
will Im gonna be reedemed at the end or at least the chance/desire of redemption will appear at my heart? Will I be able to repair my relationship with my family and my wrongdoings/tresspassings? Will love aflore from my heart once again? or whats left of my life is the burden and wages of what I have done for me to experience?
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>>43205846
Looking now,
Yeeeeeessss yes yes yes yes. I see you running from the past you think no one knows but when you realize everyone knew all along you will feel relieved. Yes yes yes I sense great powers for you. Very powerful spirit. You will have the ability to lead a movement and gather your little cove. Yes yes yes
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Yes yes yes, I see more people asking questions and will seek confirmation, yes yes yes remember to keep it vague I don't want to dox.
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Yes yes yes, one will come then another
One on top and one on bottom
One is screaming because he's so happy
The other is letting out by a passionate yelp.
Yes yes yes all your questions
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will I be able to study and practice the thing I want to? or should I abandon my dreams?
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>>43206269
Yes yes yes I see into your future
You won't give up on your dreams you will hold on tho and you should let go and learn how to grow tomatoes instead. You will hold on because you feel your wasting time but let go and you'll make much more money in agriculture.
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>>43205550
What's in store for me with this shift
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>>43206357
Yes yes yes
Follow the man with the khaki pants on
Yes yes yes
Come see me and tell me what he knows about diamonds. Yes yes yes
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Hello,

Will I make it in life, what is my overall future looking like, thank you
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>>43206327
my question was not about a job or making money.
also I'd rather kill myself now than grow tomatoes.
thanks bye
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>>43206396
Yes yes yes you are a doubtful one
Yes yes yes I first forseen this doubt last night. You underestimate the power of going outside yes yes yes.
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>>43206394
Yes yes yes
You find yourself more aware of your surrounding and yearn for more oxygen.
Yes yes yes I see good news for you tomorrow
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>>43206415
thank you my liege, I still cannot tell if this is larp or not but a coper such as myself must inhale copium as well as oxygen to get by these days. If I may press again my liege, what do you think I should do in the current stage of my life? Thank you my liege
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Dis guy sucks
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>>43206433
Yes yes yes
I foresee great handwriting from you which will help you enjoy the simpler things in life. Yes yes yes a great gift from above you were given the power of storytelling yes yes yes
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>>43206456
Yes yes yes
Ye of little liking let go of your obsessive need to escape. You don't need to life a life you can give up on 30 minutes. Yes yes yes, go to the grocery store and ask for the manager. Only you will see the true meaning yes yes yes, but don't worry it's just a coincidence.
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>>43206409
sorry if your cold reading didn't work on me.
>You underestimate the power of going outside
I go outside every day. what's supposed to happen out there?
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>>43206476
Yes yes yes
I see a month ahead. Get ahold of your family for the holiday. Yes yes yes, everything will get better for you in January.
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>>43206462
I indeed was given a way with storytelling, that I know for a fact so I can attest there is SOME truth to your words my liege, could you kindly do some further readings for me (I shall try my hardest to bless you for your kindness)
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>>43205550
will i ever be happy in my body
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>>43206506
Yes yes yes
I am allowed to say this to you
Look into the Mormons
Yes yes yes
I must be vague because I don't want to change the quantum entanglement in order.
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>>43206514
Yes yes yes
I see great pain from the past but you can be rest assured.
Yes yes yes you were made androgynous so do what you will.
Yes yes starting to wear sexy thongs
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>>43206491
>everything will get better for you in January.
thanks, even if we both know it won't.
BUT if it does, I wish you get 2 times as much good luck and blessings yourself.
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>>43206531
Thank you for the reading my liege, farewell farewell and here here to good fortunes for you
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>>43206580
Yes yes yes I see pasta noodles in a Lego box
Yes yes yes
Some ideas remind you that truth is stranger than fiction and remember the saying it's so good it couldn't be made up.
Yes yes yes
Throwing rocks when you have a glass house is like throwing one stone at two birds. Rather, love thy neighbor and you hold the power of light from within. Yes yes yes just hold your breathe and relax your face, look them in the eyes and you will be revealed the truth.
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>>43206612
Oh my bloody bitch bastard benchode, pasta noodles in my lego box? I am trying to decipher if that is good or bad... may you elaborate more or is that too dangerous for the quantum tanglement type shit thing going on
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Yes yes looking into the future
There is one who cannot post for he's is in an area ban. He asks if I know who the glowies are here.
Yes yes yes I see into the future, but the future is not real. Yes yes yes I see what is now and I feel the chain reaction. Yes yes yes most glowies don't know they are glowies yes yes yes
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>>43206542
i know this is a larp but it made me cry ty
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>>43206636
Yes yes yes
Seeing is believing and you will see for yourself
Yes yes yes
You will see to it.
Yes I see now you will consider garage sales
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>>43206657
Yes yes yes
I am putting on my hat and I'm roleplaying yes yes yes
Let the tears fall naturally and do not push them out with your eyes yes yes yes
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Will I get an offer for the job I interviewed for today? Thanks man
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>>43206731
Yes yes yes
I cannot answer your question and here's why. Schrodingers cat dictates this is too mundane. Meaning the work will not set you free either way and there's not much power knowing wouldn't destroy the observation waveform. If you build it, they will come.
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>>43206765
In that case, how and when can I find a job that's actually right for me? I've been struggling with this for a few years now.
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>>43206765
Do one for me , magic man .
I have some very big dreams
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>>43206731
Yes yes yes I feel your energy
I will only say this for you
What did your first gut instinct tell you?
Yes yes yes I see an intersection of platforms. I see black leather and saude. Yes yes yes
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>>43206794
Yes yes yes
I sense heavy shoulders yes yes yes you want to do more then dream you want to speak loudly yes yes yes I feel a stage of people want to listen to you at a town hall meeting. Yes yes yes run for mayor.
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>>43206799
Honestly? First instinct was both that I bombed the interview and also that like, this was something I COULD be doing, but not ultimately what I WANT to be doing. I just need a source of income that I don't completely hate and that doesn't burn me out so I can spend my time on the things I actually care about.
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>>43206837
Yes yes yes
Would you be surprised if you got the job? Yes yes yes
Would you hire you ? Yes yes yes
Once you can answer these (subconsciously your mind and body are aware) the sooner you can ask yourself who you are. Once you can answer who you are then you can see what you want to be in which you must become. Only you have decided but you've forgotten this fact. Yes yes yes
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>>43205550
Will I turn gay?
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>>43206873
Yes yes yes
If you aren't already then congratulations because I can sense your hairs on your head. Yes yes yes
I see yes yes yes that makes you happy.
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>>43205550
Will I stop being gay?
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>>43206869
Thanks man. Last question before I let you get back to it. Can you give me any kind of intel on what I might be better suited for? Any hints at all. My whole career is all over the place, I haven't ever been able to hit my niche.
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>>43206891
Will ewe wat? Yes yes yes I see into your DNA and I see your nueral pathways.... Yes yes yes I saw all your gay acts at once yes yes yes
You will find yourself crawling on the floor on your hands and knees. You'll be outside yes yes yes, the moon light will confuse you with the shadows in the dark yes yes yes your eyes will open yes yes yes
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>>43205550
will she ever come back, and would it be any different if she did?
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>>43206913
Yes yes yes I'm looking at your dietary habits and analyzing your stool samples yes yes yes
Yes yes yes you are what you eat. I want you to write a comic book
Yessssss sometimes the sounds vibrate calmer in your mind ssssssss yes you want to do a comic book funny
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If you're able to see anything for me, is there anything that you can see that could be considered my next win or something to be proud of, or even brings back my resolve to keep going?

Exact timing is irrelevant, even if all I can hope for is that this is in the near future for me.
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>>43206926
Ssssss I sense you like a ship gone out to sea and a lady waiting by the ocean returning again to see the horizon. Yes yes yes I see with my eyes and I peer into you. Yes yes yes sure will because she's down be the sea shore
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>>43206962
Yes I'm looking now. I'm looking far into the future because I want to give you great hope. Yes yes yes I feel your gut instincts and I feel lots of love
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>>43206982
You are likely picking up on how insecure I've been about my place in people's lives lately, so the idea of there being love on the other side of this feels like some reassurance. Thank you.
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What should I honestly cook/bake for tommorow
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>>43205550
Will I find love?
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>>43205550
Will we get frontier models on a wrist watch?
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>>43205550
Will I get it?
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>>43205550
I'm doing my best, will I be able to make it on this career path I chose?
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>>43205550
will i be able to return to my universe
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>>43205550
Should I pursue my crush from college, or give up on her and move on?



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