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yall niggas aint ready for african judo

>>249897
I would say leg grabs or any turning throw where you don't lift a leg, foot sweeps are also good but for self defense just throw a calf kick, it's basicaly the same.

>>249917
For self defence, just teep them in the knee/stomach

I think judo is okay if they grab you, but it's going to turn into hockey punches at that point

DO NOT TAKE LSD BEFORE GOING TO YOUR JUDO TOURANMENT!!!!

THIS WAS MY FIRST EVER TOUARNMENT AS A WHITE BELT AND I REALLY NERVOUS SO I DROPPED 3 HITS OF ACID I GOT FROM A "PEN-PAL" IN HOLLAND GOING INTO THE HIGHSCHOOL GYMNASIUM THIS WAS TAKING PLACE (I DROVE AN HOUR TO GET THERE BUT DIDNT TAKE ANY BEFORE DRIVIGN DONT WORRY)

MY HEART WAS RACING SO I TOOK ONE AND I DIDNT FEEL THE EFFECTS FOR THE FIRST 20 MINUTES SO I TOOK ANOTHER HOPING TO GOD IT WOULD CALM ME DOWN

MY MATCH WAS IN 45 MINUTES AND I WAS STILL FUCKING JACKED BEFORE FIGHTING SOME UZBEKISTANI CAVEMAN WHO'S TRYING TO GO TO THE JUNIOR OLYMPICS OR SOME SHIT SO I TOOK ANOTHER TAB

MY COACHES TELL ME TO GET READY AND HEAD FOR THE MAT, IM STILL WONDERING IF I GOT N-BOME'D BUT MY GUY WAS REPPED AND THE SHIT WASN'T BITTER SO I JUST THOUGHT I GOT A WEAK DOSE

THEN I WALKED INTO THE GYM, EVERYTHING STARTED TO FUCKING GO WRONG IN MY BRAIN

I STARTED TO SWEAT REALLY BAD AND I FELT LIKE I WAS GOING TO EDING BUT I WASNT HARD I JUST FELT LIKE CUMMING

ANYWAYS I BARLEY GET ONTO THE MAT, ZOOKED OUT, THE MAT FEELS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE STANDING ON THE OCEAN SHORELINE AND FEEL THE SAND BEING PULLED OUT FROM UNDERNEATH YOU WHEN THE CURRENT GOES OUT AND MY ENTIRE PERCEPTION OF MOVEMENT OR TIME GOT CRANKED UP BY LIKE 5 LEVELS

MY OPPONTENT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS JITTERING UP AND DOWN AND THE BLUE IN HIS GI KEPT VIBRATING A BUNCH OF HUES AND THE ENTIRE BACKDROP WAS LIKE FLICKERING FLOURSCENT LIGHT BULBS

I FUCK UP THE BOW TWICE AND TRY TO SAY IM NEW AND NOT FROM THIS TOWN (????) AND I BOW TO THE GUY BEFORE WE START

I KEEP BOUNCING LIKE IM DOING BOXING AND KEEP GOING IN A FUCKING CIRCLE AROUND THE GUY FOR A SOLID MINUTE BEFORE THE REF CALLS ME OUT FOR STALLING AND WE RESET

I DO THE SAME SHIT, EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM IS SPINNING, I FEEL LIKE IM AT A TILT-A-WHIRL ATTRACTION, (IM DOUSED IN SWEAT, MY GI IS LITERALLY DRIPPING IN SWEAT)

I CAN BARELY MAKE OUT THE GUY AND HIS SCARY MUSLIM FACE, I TRIPPED OVER AND THE GUY MOVES IN TO TRY AND THROW ME

I TRY TO HIT OSOTO ON HIM (HE WAS BEHIND ME) AND END UP FALLING DIRECTLY ON MY FACE WITH NO BREAKFALL

HE GETS TO MY BACK, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING, I JUST REMEMBER HIM TAKING MY BACK AND PUTTING ME IN A PIN WHERE I THOUGHT HE WAS HUGGING ME SO I EMBRACED HIM AND STARTED TO SPOON HIM

I LOST

I DONT GET UP FROM THE GROUND AND I NEED TO BE LIFTED TO MY FEET BY MY COACH AND THE REF

THE SPORTS MED TEAM ASK ME IF I HAD TAKEN ANYTHING BEFORE COMING THERE AS I LOOK LIKE I JUST JUMPED INTO A POOL FIVE MINUTES BEFORE HAND AND MY EYES ARE LIKE BUTTONS

GET REALLY MAD AND START ASKING WHY THEY'RE ACCUSING ME OF TAKING LSD (THEY DIDNT ASK THAT)

EVERYTHING IS STILL VERY VIVID AND NOW I FEEL LIKE IM PEEING MYSELF (I DIDNT BUT IT FELT LIKE I WAS)

PASS OUT IN THE MEDICAL FOLDING CHAIR AND WAKE UP AT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL

>>249910
Nah man mexican judo is what you gotta watch out for

>>250127
Why would someone go on the internet and make up lies?

>>250171
why would someone go to a judo comp. on acid?

>>249897
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poHxn1daIXc
>A small judo club with only four members from Kagoshima will compete against gold medalist Natsumi Tsunoda
what the fuck do you even do in this scenario as a 15 year old japanese boy

Are there judoka who never do hip throws?

Whenever I get taught any judo I really struggle with hip throws. It feels like a 10 step process to awkwardly get your hips into the exact position. It never works for me

Trips feel much easier to do. Drop seo nage feels much easier to do.

>>250239
>Are there judoka who never do hip throws?
likely
there are judoka who dont do certain throws period.
Im not good st tai otoshi but an good at drop seoi and hip throws

>>250239
Are you tall? In general hip throws are going to be easier for manlets since you need to get below the opponents center of gravity. Conversely, Lanklets have an advantage doing ashi waza because their leg length gives them more leverage.
>t. Manlet shodan

>>250366
shodanlet?

>>250211
I would use THAT or commit sudoku

>>250211
>what the fuck do you even do in this scenario as a 15 year old japanese boy

Intentionally lose.

Japanese culture has this thing where it's considered inappropriate and disrespectful to make your seniors or superiors look bad by outperforming them, so those boys held back so as to not dishonor themselves or their coach.

>>250366
He could also have small legs and a big torso, in which case he's completely fucked for Judo.
>>250239
Jk, just get better anon. You're just going to have to muscle into your throws. HanpanTV has a good video on kuzushi for hip throws.
>>250428
I don't think saving face applies here man. That girl is an olympic champion
Still, she did have to use her tomoe nage against those kids....

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>>250529
cool but look at this gif

>>250532
hit one in randori then

>>250529
This is the normalcuck NPC response to things. Back in 2005 you could say and do whatever on the internet and you would just get a "lol" from the nerds and based people. Now it's all pearl clutching normals, government, and tik tokked soulless young people getting OFFENDED and trying to BAN everything

It used to be a safe space for nerds to have fun and a wild west. Now it's just like going to your after work drinks. Tame discussion and BE CAREFUL NOT TO SAY ANYTHING against the CURRENT APPROVED OPINION

Also
>omg trump/Elon musk/diddy picked his nose!!!!

Who cares. Internet is ruined

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>>250532

>>250649
fuck off lol

>>250649
Fuckin' retard

>>250649
Fuck you

>>76935346

Oof. Judo sisters how do we respond???

>>250954
Anon...your cross-linking reps...

>>250239
I'm 6'3 and like 90% of my throws are uchi-mata, kek

>>250158
Judo know if he gonna box or judo know if he gonna brawl!

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>the uchi mata hip pain is back

>>251355
It started that way for me
turns out my disk slipped. Enjoy the mat while you can anons