https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCvTjksmIMAThis thread sponsored by Pocari Sweat >Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious off basho general >>258641
1st for Kirishima Ozeki!
Lets get some good old fashioned polls going.>Who will rope first?https://strawpoll.com/QrgewzdqOyp>Who will be demoted first?https://strawpoll.com/XOgOV049Xn3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2NywuBOAXYKakuryu is actually a decent singer.
Do you think Aonishiki can get 10 wins in July to regain ozeki right away?
>>259364We can only hope Churanoumi pops off hard enough to face Dan and break his foot again.
>>259364Hopefully not.
>>259361First one needs a "none of the above" option desu
>>259367
>>259372real
hosh still hasn't been able to yusho is a zunawtf is wrong with him?
>>259376He will NEVER get a yusho as Yokozuna.NEVER.And deep down, he knows it.
>>259382He has that in common with Aonishiki.
The futagoys said if they could wrestle and lend their chest to any makuuchi it would be dan
2 rank demotion and regular checks by NSK for some time, not bad. Hakuho touching a thigh of a supporter's woman, that's some based shit.https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202604090000495.html
>>259385chris slop is gonna be so funny
>>259385https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202604090000577.html?Page=2LMAOOO, this is better than a movie; hakunofuji the notorious drunk creep.
>>259389>Because Hakuno Fuji had caused similar trouble before and had been banned from going out, Isegahama was worried that if such trouble occurred again, Hakuno Fuji would not be able to continue his career. For these reasons, Isegahama thought that verbal warnings would not get the better of him and that he would only repeat the same mistake if things continued as they were.Hakunofuji is rotten drunkard confirmed
>>259390He misses his old oyakata :(
>Hokuseiho glues wallets>Hakunofuji gropes womenMaybe it was the Miyagino stable members that were the problem, not the stablemasters.
>>259392>Bullies>Sex pests>TwinksMiyagino had it all...
Chris vid is up
>Teru is now under supervision and training as an oyakataLMAOOOO GET FUCKING HAKUHO'D FAGGOT
>>259396His stable is still alive and Takarafuji is going to help him run it.>>259395He unsurprisingly spun it into "Hakunofuji did nothing wrong, Teru got off light because no one hated him like they did Hakuho, JSA bad"
>>259397You can just feel that he wants to get on a soapbox about muh racisms regarding Hakuho, but since Teru is also a Mong he can only heavily imply it instead.
>>259397Wasn't Takarafuji's plan always to stay on at Isegahama as a coach anyway?
Baruto is going to compete against Aaron Wolf (Japanese Olympic/World Judo champion) on a Japanese tv show. Whoever pins Wolf for a 3 count wins a large cash prize. Asashoryu also was on a past episode as the defender (nobody beat him).
Will the Jsa’s racism against Hakuho ever end. Accusing his disciples of sexual harassment and letting terunofuji off with a slap on the wrist is too much for my tender heart to bear.
>>259396>>259402Big difference is, Teru had no prior problems with NSK and he came to NSK himself, while Hakuho did nothing. Just read the fucking report hakfags.
>At the press conference Terunofuji displays the posture he assumes while cleaning the Kokugikan toilets
In the Court of the Mongol King
>>259385>>259389Learned that from the best
>>259355If Dan loses Ozeki, gets an 8-7 next basho, or gets injured then it's official: Dan has been cursed by Pocari Sweat
>Isegahama punched Hakunojuji once in the left cheek and once in the face with his open hand. Afterward, Hakunofuji apologized to Isegahama Oyakata.
>ywn be NTR'd by Hakunofuji
uglyrapistbastardbros we thought nabatame or kazuma would be our champion...not him...
>>259427Kazuma turns out to be a pure and innocent youth.
>>259428>Yuki-chan asks for a kissu on their first date>He blushes, makes excuses, and runs away>Goes home to Kise and asks Ura for advice with girls
Im generally new to Sumo, why would people think Hakuho was targeted or treated differently?
Why would you ask that?
>>259436Hakuho demanded different treatment. Rikishi don't call monoiis because that means disagreeing with not only the gyoji but also the five (FIVE) shinpan, but he did it. Not only did he do it once while ringside but also attempted it on his own fucking match (literally against the rules). He wasn't even living at his own stable (see: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK). If he wanted special treatment he only got what he wanted all along, fuck that audacious cunt. Tremendous wrestler but awful person. All he had to do was ban glue at his stable but no here we are. At least Enho (forma de twink supreme) has come out of it smelling of roses.
>>259439>Not only did he do it once while ringside but also attempted it on his own fucking match (literally against the rules).What.
>>259440Haven't you heard that one? He sat in the front row like a baby with his arm in the air for two minutes while everyone awkwardly ignored him.
>>259440Shitty quality but every better quality video keeps getting taken downhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVkbn5AOr9M
>>259436Because they're gay schizos
https://www.reddit.com/r/Sumo/comments/1imlygs/ring_side_monoii_called_by_hakuho_and_takanonami/Hakuho speaking in Mongolian about his rightful monoii in Kakuryu v Goeido.https://www.reddit.com/r/Sumo/comments/1ilveh6/ready_to_get_downvoted_to_hell_but_hakuho_had_his/Hakuho being a fucking baby.
>>259442What a fucking faggot holy shit.
>>259442Still have no idea what Hakuho's problem was here. Tachiai seemed clean to me.
Where the fuck are his nipples?
>>259449Dan is not a mammal
>>259442https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdyT6KNqFIs
>>259451Hinkaku is dead.
>>259439>>259442Thank fuck this insufferable anti-hinkaku faggot and his glue sniffer of adoptive son are off the dohyo and gone from the JSA.Nigger also acts like he invented sumo and the mean boomers took it away from him with him starting his own circus only fat redditors and fat women are going to compete in. Hakuho is the GOAT (gayest of all time)
>>259453Retard.
The only sekitori with any hinkaku left is Zak. People want to hate on him but he has more hinkaku than he has tits.
>>259457>Hachinana >Hinkaku choose one
>>259457Zak neither displays a lack nor a surplus of hinkaku. Zak merely takes it one day at a time, and does enough sumo to maintain his rank. Zak is a salaryman.
This goth cutie has been showing up to almost every basho for years.
>>259461That's not what goth is
>>259467She's definitely some kind of alt girl if you've seen her other hairstyles.
>>259428He was actually blushing when asked in the juryou promotion interview about something intimate/girl related.
>>259472
>>259440>>259442There is no rule about it but its a really faggot move to do it especially as a yokozuna who got blasted like that and thinks there is any way for that match to be called differently.
>>259425
>>259481>There is no rule about itPretty certain it's in the rules that the only 2 people who can't argue the result of a match are the guys fighting. You really think rikishi don't feel their hair being pulled? Tons of guys feel hard done by the judges, fucking hell if they could monoii their own matches imagine how many times Asashoryu would've done it.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yMBNmvBYj-oLook at Uncle's face when he gets up, fucker would've monoii'd that if he could.
>>259487>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yMBNmvBYj-oMan Asashoryu was beast
>>259484Chiyomaru ringside
no talent no skillz noobs on 4chan these days can't even link to a video right let alone download it and convert it to webm, what ever happened to the hackers on steroids meme?
Engagement bot post.
Homarefuji is now stablemaster at Iseghama, but the stable's name isn't being changed to Tateyama.How does that work?
If terunofuji had any dignity he would commit seppuku immediately
>>259507Because that would be an awful lot of work to pull off when everyone knows it's still Isegahama and Teru will be back at the helm before too long.
>>259511>before too long.it'll be years, teru has to work his way back up the toshiyori rankings and promotions in that sphere are slow going, especially for those who've suffered demotions, he could easily stay on the bottom rung for a decade
The Chris video only made glancing reference to the fact that Hakunofuji has now rapidly destroyed the careers of both of the mong zunas he has served under
>>259520Still can't believe Haku glued those wallets shut.
>>259521He may have instigated, exacerbated or helped to bring to light what was going on under Hakuho's brief incompetent tenure as stable boss
>>259530>He may have-So you're making things up. Okay.
>>259531lmao now you're inventing fantasies about his uninvolvement
>>259532Hokuseiho is the one who kicked off the Hakuho affair, not Hakuoho.
>>259487How long to people think Asashoryu could've gone if he wasn't forced out? He was still in strong form in 2010.
>>259533Hakuoho's testimony to the JSA was key in terms of establishing Hakuho's neglect and instigating a severe punishment for Hakuho. Furthermore the wallet involved was a gift that Hakuoho had bought for his junior so Hakuoho was emotionally motivated to testify in the way that he did
>>259534Too bad for him he had zero hinkaku and behaved like an uncivilized third world baboon same as all the rest of his countrymen do
>>259535That's like saying Nishikifuji had jack shit to do with Teru's punishment. Dude just gave testimony, he wasn't the problem.
>>259534Not long enough to beat Taiho's record. Hakuho had already started to surpass him, and Asashoryu had already spent a good chunk of 2007 and 2008 injured. Hakuho wouldn't have as many uncontested 15-0 yushos, but he still would've had a fuckton of yushos until Asashoryu finally got too injured to continue.
>>259487There's nothing that says they can't point out a possible foul. Chiyoshoma did so just the past basho. After the match he looked at one of the judges and made a topknot grabbing motion. They did a monoii and ruled against him. The problem with Hakuho wasn't that he asked for one in the first place, it was that he refused to leave when they denied it.
Speaking of Yokozuna who were too injured to continue, I can't believe Onosato had to intai after just 5 yusho.
https://hochi.news/articles/20260410-OHT1T51278.htmlTakayasu feels really healthy and he's planning to return to Ozeki. I think his yuushou is happening.
Happy birthday Oshoma.
>>259551I know it's powdered sugar, but it looks like moldy fruit.
>>259553It's salt, to be totally accurate to the theme.
>>259551more like happy mongday mongoshoma
>>259550>I think his yuushou is happening.
Amazing shot, he looks so cool.
>>259562In spite of how heavy he is you really can see just how strong his chest is. Otherwise the fat would be sagging more.
>>259575>Otherwise the fat would be sagging more.Doesn't this imply that Zak's chest muscles are weaker than Atami's?
>>259567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib85NtaQNhs
>>259582I sometimes forget that this is how all the rikishi look like if not for their topknots. I hate this.
>>259578Zak follows the Kisenosato traditivnal school of training and focuses far more on lower body strength than upper body
>>259582show me some kawaii pics of twintail wakatakakage
The punishment given to Teru is far more severe than whats been discussed here so far, he has lost his stable in all but name and he isn't likely to ever regain authority over it. Details here: https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/04/11/articles/20260411s00005000231000c.html
>>259596Lost is a bit too strong word; the other oyakatas will just randomly inspect the heya and have the same weight on the training and decisions as Teru. He may not get his rank back any time soon though.I'm more confused on why Hakunofuji didn't get anything but some warning from Hakkaku, although per the report, this wasn't his first time being creepy around women.
>>259597>why Hakunofuji didn't get anything but some warning from HakkakuHe a good boy. He dindu nuffin. He been goin' to Shinto shrines, eatin' his chanko and doin' his shiko n' shit.
>>259594I want Ichi with pigtails. Or a hime cut.
>>259582>>259585Very unsettling, never let them untie their hair.
>>259597Because he wasn’t acting “creepy. The 20 year old hoochie that the boomer supporter brought with him was enjoying the attention and pissed off the guy who helps pay for the rice. Terunofuji saw his meal ticket walking out the door and overacted like the low class mong he is.
>>259607I wanna see more actually but google shows me all the makushita TD guys with short hair.
>>259582I look like this (and I'm only 3 months into HRT!).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrZW8LzPLksReminder.REMINDER.
>>259484I always wondered why wrestlers don't develop a real hook. Obviously they can't punch but an open palm strike is nothing to sneeze at especially if they put their weight into it.
>>259617>Kisenosato too eager and matta's>Hakuho responds like a nigger and baits him into losing to a henkaWhat a fucking faggot holy shit.
>>259618Sumo wrestlers tend to have stronger necks, and a wild hook can leave them wide open for any number of grapples.
>>259618They just don't appreciate real strength training. I remember hearing Harumafuji talk about making Ozeki and going for a meal with a top Mongolian wrestler who asked him about his bench press. 'ruma said it was about 80kg, at which point the Mongol burst into laughter and told him to double it. Go look at some pictures of Harumafuji after he made Yokozuna, dude's chest was crazy for a fatso.>>259620Kisenosato was doing it on purpose. Stop posting on 4chan Onosato, nobody believes your bullshit.
>>259618imagine the destruction an uppercut landing squarely under the chin would do, good thing most of them don't have necks
>>259621>Sumo wrestlers tend to have necksshaggy doggy
>>259627
11 day single elimination sumo tournament including all the wrestlers on the banzuke. first round is the koga tier ones below about 400th position on the banzuke competing to see who makes it into the 512 bracket. either that or they fill out the bracket to 1028 by allowing amateurs &/or retirees in
what stable will be given to Ura
>>259631Don't joke like that you made me think his retirement was just announced.
>>259622>They just don't appreciate real strength trainingI can believe this. Given that sumo is a very strict to its traditions and most of the stablemasters are stubborn old fucks, I can see them thinking that things a regular modern athlete does as unnecessary. Total "get off of my lawn" type vibe.
>>They just don't appreciate real strength training
>>259618Because going full "harite the opponent until he drops from concussion" guarantees that other wrestlers will start dameoshing and doing the same to you. They can take it for one day, but can you for all the fifteen?
>>259618skill issue>>259622It wasn't a wrestler, just a Mongolian weightlifter.>>259636Most sumo wrestlers lift nowadays, even if they're not super good or efficient about it.
>>259640Jesus, Musashimaru was huge.
imagine a science-based sumotori.... vgh he would be the ultimate dai yokozuna.................
>>259652I'm pretty sure Onosato went to Nihon Sports Science University. That's pretty science-based.
>>259631https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sumo_eldersSort by retirement and you can see what kabu will be "available" soon.
>/esg/ - 5 matches>/sumo/ 10 MATCHES
>>259656Anon... so did Kayo...
>>259682Is that why they both go backwards, pull, and lose?
>>259683That's Japanese science.
>>259682Only science could produce such a perfect sphere.
>>259687
>>259652>using milk crates to hold the barI know they have the money for better shit
>>259708it's got that Rocky vibe you know
no more aerodynamic fujiryouga...fucking facelift with that chyomage
>>259708So? They don't need to spend it when they already have the crates.
>>259710>.fucking faceliftIt's so weird. They always look unrecognizable.
>>259708Those are Futagoyama-approved crates.
>>259710Actually thought that was Kirishima from the thumbnail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28TUljWq20s>Nobody knows who the fuck is running Isegahama anymore>Haku banned from drinking at patron events>Hakkaku finally has a Mong>Fuji bitch slapped Atami and he'd fucking do it again
>>259732buy an ad
>>259737The only ad I'm buying is for dragon dildos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKBlp2oNIyoKneel, faggots.
Speaking of dohyo-iri, we need a good old-fashioned two armed style 'zuna again. Fuck this weak ass one armed shit that Hosh and 'sato do.
He said he wants to go on a diet.This is what they took from us.
>>259745no...
>>259710its never been as over before as it is right now
What's life like for an Okami?
>>259742Faggot.
>>259754Try a little bit harder CIA, ruining this website for everyone has gotta at least have you earning your pay with more effortful posts than this
>Asahoryu>Is an asshole
>>259757Letting gaijin be zuna has to be the most cucked thing going. Kick all foreigners out of the jsa.
the quality of a yokozuna's meme ceremony is reflection of that yokozuna's performance inside the ring, not the other way around. theres no kwab 0 yusho yokozunas like horseryu who have a good meme entry, you gotta win about 20 before your dohyo meme impresses anyone
>>259767>>259768>>259769You think a yokozuna has ever had the runs and during the stomp they just shart all over themselves? That sudden force has to loosen some stuff up
>>259753Tatsunami Okamisan seems to be doing nothing but running around with her phone, filming rikishi and uploading to social media basically.
>>259753Depends on the stable. I have it on good authority that Umeyama needs help wiping upwards of 5 times a day
Koga out here doing his best grinding in low ranks and doing all the stable chores and you're laughing at him for it.
Who are you talking to, schizo?
>schizo
>>259773Shout out to that black stool on the left hand side; you da real MVP of Futagoyama stable. Honestly surprised someone like Denuma or Nabatame haven't destroyed it yet.
>>259773I love Koga
>>259771That happened to me a couple timest. HorseSHITryu
Y'all laughing but Onosato is one healthy shoulder away from going back to murdering basho after basho again.
>>259796Or he's Kisenosato'd and he crippled himself forever by fore-going rest and surgery
>>259797He is for going to your mom's house again
>>259797If Kisenosato's tutelage leads to Onosato's career getting cut short, he should be kicked out of the JSA and have the stable given to someone else.
>Nicholas Tarasenko (16) of the Minato stable is aiming to become the third UK-born wrestler in Grand Sumo history
>>259800Is that a banana in his left pocket or is he just thinking about Koga's chanko?
>>259800Is he wearing aluminum foil shoes?
>>259802Keeping the 5G waves from reaching his feet seems reasonable when you're a rikishi who never wants to touch down with anything else.
>>259782>>259803
>>259800His head is too small. When you look at guys like Onosato, Fujiryoga, and Kazuma, it's easy to see how huge their skull is in proportion to their body. This faggot ain't it.
>>259805Look at his birthing hips though, those are some impressive curves.
>>259806Yes, he will give birth to many strong children. He will be Okami-san at a prestigious stable. Is Kakuryu married?
>>259807>Is Kakuryu married?
>>259808ouch lmao
>>259808>happy wife, happy life
Do rikishi have to wear those loud ass sandals? CLOP CLOP CLOP down the street
She's pretty. You're all faggots.
>>259811Only the lowest ranked rikishi wear geta, and not at every stable.
>>259812She looks like she hits the chanko too
>>259800damn them traps is hueg
>>259812I was poking fun at his worried looking facial expression.
>no scandals>exemplary hinkaku>maintains Ozeki foreverI really want to see him win.
Do all rikishi look like this after they retire? How would they avoid it?
>>259818Not all rikishi. Baruto still looks like Baruto.
>>259822It just won't feel the same after this Yakuza looking mf stops being head of the JSA.
>>259818futagoyama oyakata is a nice example
>>259818Here I got a unique example for you.https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnSumoDataRikishi/profile/3152/He lost the weight while still in sumo before retiring to pursue body building. These pictures are reportedly a year apart, with the the obvious ones taken right before he retired.
>>259818>>259825
>>259826Mirin those delts
>>259825>>259826They're all built like this basically, but it's hidden behind layers of fat. There was a japanese tv program or whatever showing this, but it's pretty incredible his skin basically shrunk back.
>>259825sure
>>259828>They're all built like this basically
>>259830All the makushita and up guys? Yeah, they are. Koga is not reaching even sandanme
>>259828I think ive heard there's ways to lose weight but not have terrible skin folds left over. I dont know >>259818 story but he might've gotten some surgery done and lost the weight really fast to have that much loose skin left over. Age and how long you were that big probably helps as well.
I think it would be really funny if a ceremony was put on showing off the descendants or relations of Yokozuna. You'd have guys like Hoshoryu, Zak, and Oho next to Koga.
>>259834>I think ive heard there's ways to lose weight but not have terrible skin foldsMyths, all.
>>259833>Yeah, they are.LOL
If I were a male descendant of Taiho and knew he had a debilitating stroke in his 30s I would not become a 170kg rikishi.
>>259835Koga is related to yokozuna?
>>259839Pussy.
>>259840Grandson of Mienoumi, a pretty shit zuna but a zuna nonetheless.
>>259839better to live a good short life than a long life where you accomplish nothing and nobody will remember you. these wrestlers will have their names spoken 100 years from now unlike you
>>259849So the telos of living is to be "remembered" by people you've never met and who never knew you? And you expect that there will still be a world a hundred years from now concerned with sumo? Fascinating...
>>259850Ignoring your philosophical baiting sumodb has data from 1757. I think that's neat.
>>259821i've never seen a red yokozuna rope
>And you expect that there will still be a world a hundred years from now concerned with sumo? Fascinating...
>>259854It's specially made for their 60th birthday ceremony.
>>259856One thing that always bothered me about the red rope: the things that are dangling from it are still white.Also, it's nuts that after Musashimaru, the next one who to do the red rope ceremony would be Kakuryu. All the other Yokozuna left/got booted from the JSA (Yes, Akebono passed away but he left the JSA when he was still alive so even if he did make it to 60, he wouldn't get to do the ceremony).
>>259858They aren't always white. See >>259820Hakuho will still have one, it just won't be at the Kokugikan.
>>259863Actually, it may be. Hakuho left in a bit of a ruckus, but he wasn't fired. Also, Harumafuji was allowed to serve as Asahifuji's sword-bearer long after he was booted. I suspect there'll be room for reconciliation.
>>259867>Hakuho left in a bit of a ruckusThat's an understatement. Dude has burnt way too many bridges and keeps trying to change sumo from the outside. Sure, the makeup at the top of the JSA will be different by the time he hits 60 but there will surely be detractors. >Harumafuji was allowed to serve as Asahifuji's sword-bearer long after he was bootedYeah but I imagine that went through because Asahifuji requested it, not because they were cool with Harumafuji being involved. Asahifuji was a influential figure at the JSA so he most likely knew what strings to pull to get it to happen. When Harumafuji turns 60, who's gonna be the influential figure near the top of the JSA to pull the strings on his behalf?
>>259870Like, the only way I'll believe any of the Yokozuna between Musashimaru and Kakuryu will do the red rope ceremony is if Takanohana gets to do it. If they let Takanohana do it then it's a green light for everyone else.
Isegahama pulled strings once, Isegahama will pull strings again.
>>259871Again, it's not a question of IF they do it, it's simply a question of WHERE they do it.
>>259858Holy shit you weren't kidding.
>>259871>If they let Takanohana do it then it's a green light for everyone elseUncle turns 60 in 2040. Please based Chairman Hoshoryu let him do it it would be so fucking funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQwxPPSlSBoChris's biography of our guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNluLp2-avsWedding-sloppa!
>Real Name: KaWABata Meisei
>Meisei's greatest achievement is being Hakuho's day one in his final yusho
https://sumostats.com/news/9bc8f48a-e713-492c-a38b-d43538ac9150Fujinokawa injured with a herniated cervical discRIP little guy
>>259887I mean, everyone here thought he was going to outright die in March so this is an upgrade.
>Hosh, Sato>Zak, Dan, Kiri>Atami, WTK>Papa, Kotosh*hoAnyone who thinks the Sanyaku will be anything but this is smoking crack. Kiri extending Sanyaku gives everyone in Makuuchi an automatic -0.5 ranks, putting WTK mathmatically at S1w and Takayasu at K1e. Kotosh*ho gets his pity Kobusubi debut because there's nobody else.
https://youtu.be/VsFjUzSrQbQ?si=7jpGq8KNbK-0WkvzBocchi the Banzuke
>>259891Everyone's predictions are going to be completely wrong.
>Kouga suddenly doing better in "new" futagoslop and beating stablemates he usually never doesThis is especially funny because this video was shot like two months ago, so we already know he went 3-4 at the bottom of jonidan shortly after like he always does.
>>259891He's gonna be so wrong with sanyaku and bottom of the makuuchi. Fujiryoga absolutely gets booted out to cushion Onokatsu
>"If you put cheese on anything, it tastes good"- Soga
>>259886
>>259897lmao get shit on mong
>>259896
>>259821Is that skinny Takanohana as dew sweeper? Who's the sword bearer?
>>259903>Is that skinny Takanohana as dew sweeper?Yes>Who's the sword bearer?C'mon, man.
>>259905couldn't recognize him from the back
>>259896True
>>259906You will one day, Newfriend. That dohyo-iri was cursed. Chiyo nearly lost his tsuna. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TijMa9pzJH0
Fujiseiun got a nose job https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/04/16/articles/20260416s00005000332000c.html
>>259908Imagine thinking your old pants will still fit you.
>>259908>Chiyo's rope falling down>Taka looking like a HIV patient>That horrendous dohyo iriDamn you weren't kidding.
>>259887It was expected he will get injured, but that's a bit too soon, rip. He won't be the same anymore.
>>259915>>HIV patienthe's now fat as it gets.
>>259917Proofs?
>>259917He's not that fat>>259922ig (@takanohana__official)
Raccoon eyes, brother of fish lips
>>259927For me? It's him showing the crowd his taint every fight.
>>259928I think all rikishi do that.
>>259930But it's not the same when they can't reach the same angle for the same length of time.
>>259926He ate both of those dogs
>>259928His keiko is a massive time waster, he isn't like Abi who put on the same show but efficiently, Kotobitcho takes forever. The Mike Harbaugh of sumo
I want to believe Atamin is ozeki material. I think people underestimate Kotoshoho as well. Looking back in 2024 he was always capable of strong sumo. His 2025 yuushou was earned.
spiffy shitting all over sumodb for their ridiculously consistent downtime problems. lrn2computar sumodb kwabs
could either of the waka bros realistically achieve ozeki at this stage in their careers?
>>259941Wakamoto has no chance.Wakataka needs the entire sanyaku to be crippled for 3 basho
Niggatame bros are you ready for May? It's time for a makushita yusho and a trip to juryo. Once his body starts moving the way he wants it's game over for all these makushitters.
>>259951I'm too new to really tell, is he good or not? He seems pretty strong from what I've seen but that's against sandanme shitters
>>259951He's the most entertaining homosexual rikishi currently active, I hope he can reach makuuchi.
>>259955Hinkaku in the gutter, how dare he flick Atamin's nipple like that.
>>259575See >>259955
>>259955Hoshoryu just raped Atamifuji
>>259957>>259960Atamin is clearly at fault for not having appropriate defenses.
>>259961Look at that smug look on Chiyomaru's face. What does he know.
>>259962Well he's a fat slapper so probably how to make chanko, how to slap fat, and nothing else
He also knows about older women, and cream puffs.
>>259937>fish lipswe'll seehe got lucky now in march with crippled dan, barely had to fight any sanyaku and henka'd the last win for his kanto sho. I expect a 7-8 at best from him in May
>>259968>he got lucky now in march with crippled dan
>>259937>I think people underestimate Kotoshoho as wellNo, they really don't. He made his Makuuchi debut in July 2020 and is yet to KK in the joi. A Komusubi who's never had a winning record in the joi is embarrassing. That's Oshoma tier.
https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2026/04/14/8030112/>President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has stated that military-age men who have left the country – some of whom left unlawfully – should return to Ukraineuhhhh danbros??? whats the kimarite to counter temu drones???
>>259974>Kibaku(起爆) de, Putin no kachi
>>259974lol, imagine Japan would send him home
>>259951I'm ready to march on, Nabbers got this.
>Fujinokawa: Cervical Disc Herniation>Cervicallmao that little bitch broke his bussy
>>259985Least surprising injury in the history of sumo. We all joked that he was gonna get himself snapped in half and it happened. Would suck if this basically ended his career.
>>259982If Nabatame beats Wakanofuji I'll shit myself.
>>259985>>259990QRD?
>>259992100kg man charges recklessly into men weighing upwards of 200kg. The fuck rundown do you want?
>>259994so what happened?
>>259995He spent 15 days charging recklessly into men weighing upwards of double what he weighed.Faggots like you are why I have /\?/i;op:only; on my filter list.
>>259996Can you elaborate
>>259997Give me a recipe for a Victoria sponge cake.
>Sekiwaki and Takayasu's retirementhttps://hochi.news/articles/20260417-OHT1T51122.html?page=1&utm_abtest=C
>>259997Protip, not posting a question mark won't stop you getting filtered because you can't not use certain words to ask a question.
>>259999you fucker
>>259951>>259982The hairdressers must have a hell of a time with his rats nest
>>259990>>259889No Neville, it was just you, spamming this over and over.
>>260011lol, I saw that too.
>YDC exists because promotion isn't simply a rubber stamp granted for numerical wins>every mongolian yokozuna has had trash hinkaku and brought great shame upon SumoWhat is even the point of these boomers if they don't do anything to preserve tradition.
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>>260013tradition means jack shit when the org is bleeding numbers
>>260014What do you think they talked about?
>>260016Food.
>>260015>Japan needs immigration to fix the birth rate crisis
>>260011>Tacit admission that he was right all along
>>260015Don't worry, hakuho's international tranny clown tournament will save sumo.
Retard
>>260027Your thread about women's "sumo" is still up, go seethe there instead.
Your 9,001 threads about gay porn are still up on /gif/, go be a faggot there.
>>260025>trannyYou're so obsessed with them, you're even inserting them in your sumo fantasies. lol
>>260014Musashimaru is the only dai at that table.
>>260029>you're gay if you notice women's sumo is a jokeMaybe that made sense in your head.>>260030>fantasyInteresting cope but no, the hakuho cup is real. The lol makes it obvious you're mad btw
You're gay if you're obsessed with trannies. Which you clearly are, since you see them in places they aren't. lol
>>260033I know he's at the far end, but Terunofuji is right there, bud.
>>260037>Terunofuji>daichoose one
I choose reality.
Lee Bill Christopher 1.91 meters 165 kilogramsHe will dominate sumo https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/04/17/articles/20260416s00005000446000c.html
>"I wanted a ring name that I would want to say. I wanted a simple and cool name." He is an anime fan and also took inspiration from "Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba." It is a name that is also used in the techniques of the character Agatsuma Zenitsu, and he decided on it because "it sounds good."
>>260041>Believing in a Filipino. Anon, we know how that turns out.
>>259985A cervical disc herniation occurs when the soft, gel-like center of a neck disc leaks through a tear in its outer ring, often pressing on nerves or the spinal cord. Symptoms include radiating arm pain, neck pain, numbness, and muscle weakness. Most cases improve with non-surgical treatments—like physical therapy, medication, or injections—within 4–6 weeks, though severe cases may require surgery. Honestly could be worse (unless he gets surgery then it is worse)
New Dosukoi Sumo Salon episode has arrivedhttps://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/shows/5001507/
>>260036>>260030>>260029My sumo fantasies are also filled with trannys. Just be yourself guys.
So is the tape on Kotozakura's knees just part of his body now, or can it be removed?
>>260049We all know your gossip channel is just your senile fantasies, Takatoriki.
>>260052If he took it off, would he die?
>>260014That entire room combined only has 6 more yusho than Hakuho.
new>>260059>>260059>>260059
>>259908Still better than Onasato.
>>260058Musashimaru is the only guy with more than 10
