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Long story short, my dad cut my dick when I was less than a year old for shits and giggles. He's still in jail rn. I'm 5.5 inches and fairly fit, friends have called me 8.5/10 and constantly wonder why I've never had a girlfriend. I think some of them think I'm gay because I've turned down a 9/10 at a frat practically offering me a blowjob. If I go out tonight and find some random college slut, what will she think? I mean, I could just wear a condom beforehand and hide it? I'm tired of being a virgin, can anyone help me out here?
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your dick is fine. don't obsess over it. fuck em good.
(shitty doctor dude here) you would be surprised about the conversations I had with my GF, "Is that blood yours?" "nope, your dick is bleeding again" but the functionality is what really bothers me, my fingers are more sensitive and im a truck mechanic, so you can imagine what ordeal is it just to make me explode, so unless foreskin ruptures (happens about 2 hours in ) I don't feel much.
Yeah, perhaps a bit easier for him since he has no foreskin to speak of. I had phismosis until I stretched it out during the most painful month of my life, I understand the struggle.
I refused to ever have dick cheese, and spent most of my teenage years in screaming dick pain hell cleaning that shit thoroughly in the bath until I decided I was going to have to fix it because I couldn't keep living that way.
Fucking dick problems man, god damn, to this day I have to stretch my foreskin to keep it normal, and to this day I fucking cry every time, even with the aid of corticosteroid cream.

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nope, one of em is just me. you're so bad it's actually funny

>>Euphrynichus amanica

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have a good night /b/
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Thanks mr tonttupenis
thanks mr tonttupenis
thanks mr tonttupenis

it's like that
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great job


good, huh?
Post them baginas.
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a matter of perspective

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>be poor
>be gay
>be really fat
Help a fat man out, buy me GTA 5 on steam.
>fund a fat gay asshole
There will be a reward, heres a hint as to what it is: visa 492*************
any richanons pls help this poorfag too
How about you suck some dicks for the money? you faggot

poor femanon beggin for AOE III is on sale on steam atm. :^)

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safe from faggots s/fur, she is guarding the thread.
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>girl with a cock

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If you could fuck one pornstar whenever you feel like, for one whole year, but you can fuck her and only her during that time, which one would be?

Pornstar, cam whores doesn't count
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If we're going that route I'm claiming Kylie
Foxy Di all the way
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Candy charms

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banana friendly edition
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Haha, it's perfectly fine, deer are nice!
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> i'am bored
give me a good movie to watch.
pic related, shit i like.
> inb4 op is a fag and has bad taste
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The Martian. Just came out. It was awesome, also had comedic relief along side the generally depressing premise. Check it out.
Mr Brooks.
Nothing like Interstellar, but you'll like it
not a stream but just search for it on torrentz .eu

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ylyl thread
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most likely "what a fag"

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Newfags get in here
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>too easy
>cant triforce
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Would you ever consider betraying your race and shaming your family by marrying and impregnating a non-white girl?
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Spotted the colorblind racist. Watch as it knowingly unacknowledges the difference between races. Of all the heads of the Racism Hydra, this is by far the ugliest.
How the fuck is this even a question lmao.
Your parents would be proud you actually got a gf let alone marry one.

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Get in here lads.
Queue some music and chill with us.
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Most fucked up thread fags
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The fuck? Whats the story here?
Deep Web?
thats not recked
its win

Tomorrow I'll fuck my gf's ass any tip/question?
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dude, if you did it before why you want any advices
Cause It's not like I do it every fucking day, just did 2 times and maybe there are things I don't know
How are you going to hide the body afterwords?

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