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Post best US comedian in your oppinion.

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>>705252357
they aren't. stand-up lacks the narrative structure of a play, and the comedian interacts directly with the audience, whereas actors rarely break the third wall. besides, how many one-man shows were there in ancient greece?
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>>705251752
Pretty sure comedy was invented when one caveman hit another caveman in the balls
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>>705252651
pretty sure comedy was invented when one tree-dwelling primate hit another prosimian in the balls

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too chubby?

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Deutschfaden
Allmonatliche NS-Edition
1. Linksgrünversiffte & Antifanten zu dumm zum Statistiken lesen?
2. Euer Lieblingsbier?
3. Verehrerinnen?
4. Vorbestraft?
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>>705252146
alles ham sie falsch gemacht
Wahlen gewinnt man mit der Stammkundschaft, nicht der Laufkundschaft (FJS) und die Stammkundschaft wurde verprellt.
Da braucht man nicht mit Sprüchen wie "Arbeit muss sich wieder lohnen" ködern und dann das Gegenteil machen. Das wurde der Schwesterwelle und den anderen dann sehr übel genommen.
Is so.
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>>705252573
Die echte Stammkundschaft der FDP ist 1%, damit geht nix. 1% überzeugte Liberale im deutschen Sinne in Deutschland. Viele wählen's vielleicht mal so, viele haben vielleicht mal größere Überschneidungen, und viele wollten schwarzohnerot, also musste gelb über die 5%-Hürde.

Vieles haben sie falsche gemacht.
Aber der Rest macht Dinge absichtlich falsch. Etatisten, Sozialisten, Ökologisten, Appeaser, Feiglinge... ach.
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BUMPEN

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Guy I feel you are my last hope.

This little shit has been bullyng my autistic brother since he joined his new school.

He basicly makes a video taking this piss out off him. He even send death threats to my brother.

but this kid loves his youtube channel. please help me by flagging and disliking this little shits gaming videos.

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>>705252260
no excuses. first you fuck up their reality, and THEN you fuck up their virtual reality. I'll shit all over him if he posts a video whining about getting beaten up. but until then no dice.
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He disabled comments, we are monsters
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I messaged him with the URL to this thread, his parents are getting involved and have called the principal.

OP, enjoy your incoming parental shit storm <3

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No ylyl? Ylyl
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>>705240425
edited as fuck
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>>705245366
>penguin style

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Movies you were so disappointed in you never bothered to watch a second time
Star wars 7
Jurassic world
Iron man and X Men 3
Indiana jones 4
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>>705252551

Angina (Ангина)

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https://www.cartoonify.de/

Post your cartoon face, rate others
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girls you wanna face fuck
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This country has too many damn thots >:0
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This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass, what do you do?
>He's 7'2'' (2.18m), 300lbs (136kg)
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>>705248487
And zero delts.
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>>705248826
slaps your ass instead. who is having the last laugh?
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Pull out my gun and blow his brains all over the sidewalk

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Fertility goddess thread!
Post pics that scream "REPRODUCE!" to your inner mammal.
>Good, big child-bearing hips
>Big mammaries for good child nutrition
>A healthy storage of fat for the winter
Go!
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>>705238945
I'd call it perfect.
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>>705237474
Oh my
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why do you not have a girlfriend ?

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No R34 Thread? R34 thread
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On a lonely walk tonight. Alone, poor, without opportunities or chancea for better tommorow.

Should I an hero? Its a thought for tonight.

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>>705252261
Dlaczego mnie zrownujesz z patologia dla której życie to woda i wista wio całe życie?

>>705252396
Yeah, and become homeless? I work full time stare job as municipal Police guard, earning 340 euro a month. How far will I go?
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>>705251280
I barley graduated highschool 2 years late. Was to damned lazy and irresponsible. I dropped out of College after 3 years. I was forced out of the military. I have failed at almost everything I do, and im in constant discomfort and pain from injuries and migraines. Despite all this, at 36 I got a job as a DOD contractor coding for the Air Force, and finally asked my finace to marry me. I make 2x her salary, and she is a registered nurse. Go take some psychedelics, they will give you perspective and inspiration.
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>>705252423
34 here, very much dysthymic. Kinda gotten comfortable with the fact that it's just how I am. I'll never have the dynamic inner life other people have, at the same time I'll never have to deal with their ups and downs. Kids+wife helps make stuff seem worthwhile.

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>>705250636
Smash
>>705250798
pass smash
>>705251018
SMASH
>>705251073
God PAss
>>705251356
SMash Smash

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Smash or pass, will dump for pussy/ass for a gods story
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I respect drug dealers, especially non-violent ones, more than anything.
The war on drugs is one the greatest violations of human rights of today. As long as growing plants, putting substances into your OWN body, and victimless acts in general, are illegal, I have zero respect towards the law.

Every person who supports the war on drugs should be executed. Communist scum.

Quote from the Declaration of the Rights of Man and of the Citizen. "Liberty consists of doing anything which does not harm others: thus, the exercise of the natural rights of each man has only those borders which assure other members of the society the enjoyment of these same rights. "
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You're moving the goal-posts by implying that, the 'War on Drugs' is limited to Cannabis. Its typically all drugs.
More so, some people cannot be responsible for their own actions. Most hard drugs follow up with crippling addiction, which costs people their lives, in short. In a larger scope, how can you expect a functioning society that's reliant on substances?
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>>705252622
But how do you expect to treat an increasingly drug reliant society if you treat their addiction as a crime instead of a medical issue?


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