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yo /b/. would you fuck her?
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Don't be mean about my chickens, they just hatched.
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Only if she can swallow that banana without gagging

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name my knife,
>69 get
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yes mister, i just want you to love me but im afraid to tell you how i feel because everytime i see you my cock throbs and the thought of bending you over is too much for me as i secrete my man jelly.

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Pictures You Shouldn't Be Sharing
Part 9000000001
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Isn't this that feminist bitch?

Holy shit. Is that Heather?
This slut

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I suppose we can keep the ERP thread running.

>You will never feel the Zero suit in all its silky softness when Samus decides to give you a nuru massage for reasons.
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It's your choice on pov, I'd prefer no smilies though.

I lift the barbell back up to the frame, slumping back against the pad to catch my breath while my forehead drips sweat into my eyes. I take the towel from around my shoulders, lifting my head for a second to wipe away the stinging liquid, and then catch a glimpse at my frame. Nothing too extravagant, just a lean build toned from all this working out we do. I look up at you, my lips twisted up into a smirk and my green eyes shining with an amused glimmer. "There you go," I pant out, slipping up and shrugging my shirtless shoulders, "I think we can call it a day, but you kept up pretty good." Teasing, that's all it is: if anything, you were giving me a run for my money, and that's why I'm so exerted.
She smirked. "I held up good.. From the looks of it, I did better than you!~" she laughed. She sat down on the bench, beside him. "You could do better.. Makes me think I should put you through more.." She said, with a devilish smirk, but then snickered. "Depends if you can handle it."

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Dubs decides what I draw.
your mum frenchkissing my dick with her butthole
>Dubs decides what I draw.

Draw some clueless cancerdouche shitposting.

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ITT: The police cars from where you live.

I'll start with Northern Ireland.

>inb4 thread gets detailed into a discussion about N.I.
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Belgian police
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not posting the sexier Carabinieri one
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God tier cop car, only in Australia, bitches

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Just found out my ex of 3 years already has a new bf. She kept making posts showin how much fun their having....\b\ I think I'm emotionally dead at this point. Advice to get over her?

>Inb4 don't like fucking so jot gonna go get laid.
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2, 3 and 4 are how manbabies deal with it.
This. If no one loves you, at least love yourself. Better to be a narcissist than nothing.

Says the guy who had a 3 year friendship with a psycho.

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Which porn star have you blown the most loads to?
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I took pics of this kid when I was at the mall
on LG G4 using Clover. I'm doing just fine
Didn't you get that the question wasn't plural?

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Imperium of Man VS Galactic Empire

Who wins? Assuming both the emperors are alive
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I think this says it all, One planet destroyed in star wars = galactic war no one can believe the evil slaughter. 40k entire planets wiped out no one gives a fuck just in a days business.
The Imperium of Man, without a doubt. Unfortunately for the Galactic Empire the WH40K universe is so over the top with all of its random shit that I'm sure that a squad of space marines could wipe out a division of clone troopers by itself just by how overpowered they are.

This isn't even counting the Emperor of Mankind who even while being a fucking vegetable manages to guide ships through the shitstorm that is the warp. If he came out onto the battlefield he could probably win a fight by himself.

I can't imagine emperor palpatine killing more than a couple dozen imperial guardsmen before just being mowed down. Jedi and Sith aren't really immortal, they bleed and die just like anyone else when shot a couple of times. However Space Marines are genetically engineered monsters that can be shot hundreds of times and still keep ticking. The Emperor of Mankind was practically immortal in his prime.

Either way just by how stupidly OP WH40K is about everything, I'd say that it wouldn't take more than a single space marine chapter to win a full scale war against the galactic empire, tbh.

To even be able to consider this conflict more than a very dull blip on the Imperium's radar, we would have to say that the Stormtrooper's (they are Galactic Empire's elite infantry, for those that aren't aware) weapons are powerful enough to kill Space Marines as easily as a space marine's bolter could kill them. Roughly equating one stormtrooper to one space marine, which isn't true at all, but that would basically need to be a requirement.

Even then, the Imperium of Man has enough Psykers (basically the WH40K equivalent of force sensitives, for those unaware), to make an army of them alone, not to mention that some of the people commanding in the Imperium have lived hundreds of years and been victorious literally hundreds if not thousands of battles. This kind of experience can't be matched. So all in all I don't think that there is really any scenario that I can think of where the Galactic Empire would pose any real threat in an all out war where both sides threw everything they had. Even if we included the armed forces of every known faction in the Star Wars universe, I still don't think it would be a match.

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Ask an Arabic speaking exmuslim anything. Most people know very little about Islam and assume it's either the 'religion of peace' or some kind of evil cult. It's neither of these things.
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You gotta understand this was a long time ago. I hardly believe exactly what he said and the context he said it in was preserved and perfectly translated here.
Also he was said (along these lines pbuh) that the earth is shaped like an ostritch egg. Which turned out to be true.
OP here, I don't think that's true. Palestinians for example say 'ya allah' instead of 'oh my god', but Allahu Akbar isn't something you say when you stub a toe or something.
What other factors are there? XY sperm aren't generally faster?

/b/, I need you to name my band
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The Curryniggers
The shit stains
Thrift store mafia

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Kek. ITT: black ylyl.
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You're a monkey, nigger.
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Do it!
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Scar submit
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bitch pls, this is a real linux
Bump damn it

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Well, my only friend i ever had just randomly went off on my (pic related) and every thing he said is true. why should i not kill my self /b/
Also im am a 310 lbs 17 y/o boy
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Op here I will stab my 5 inch knife into my neck on stream if you give me a site to stream it on
how do you 'physically live someone'?
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>memes dot com

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on/off thread
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She is not , she is a fucking teacher.
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i went to school with her brother

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