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Long story short, my dad cut my dick when I was less than a year old for shits and giggles. He's still in jail rn. I'm 5.5 inches and fairly fit, friends have called me 8.5/10 and constantly wonder why I've never had a girlfriend. I think some of them think I'm gay because I've turned down a 9/10 at a frat practically offering me a blowjob. If I go out tonight and find some random college slut, what will she think? I mean, I could just wear a condom beforehand and hide it? I'm tired of being a virgin, can anyone help me out here?
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your dick is fine. don't obsess over it. fuck em good.
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>>668443013
(shitty doctor dude here) you would be surprised about the conversations I had with my GF, "Is that blood yours?" "nope, your dick is bleeding again" but the functionality is what really bothers me, my fingers are more sensitive and im a truck mechanic, so you can imagine what ordeal is it just to make me explode, so unless foreskin ruptures (happens about 2 hours in ) I don't feel much.
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>>668443340
Yeah, perhaps a bit easier for him since he has no foreskin to speak of. I had phismosis until I stretched it out during the most painful month of my life, I understand the struggle.
I refused to ever have dick cheese, and spent most of my teenage years in screaming dick pain hell cleaning that shit thoroughly in the bath until I decided I was going to have to fix it because I couldn't keep living that way.
Fucking dick problems man, god damn, to this day I have to stretch my foreskin to keep it normal, and to this day I fucking cry every time, even with the aid of corticosteroid cream.

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>>668442810
nope, one of em is just me. you're so bad it's actually funny
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>>668441768
kek
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>>668437577

>>Euphrynichus amanica

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have a good night /b/
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Thanks mr tonttupenis
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>>668426080
thanks mr tonttupenis
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thanks mr tonttupenis

it's like that
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>>668443616

great job

>>668443617

good, huh?
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Post them baginas.
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>>668443932
a matter of perspective

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>be poor
>be gay
>be really fat
Help a fat man out, buy me GTA 5 on steam.
>fund a fat gay asshole
There will be a reward, heres a hint as to what it is: visa 492*************
http://steamcommunity.com/id/LEROYJENKIS/
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/deytuokourjubs/wishlist
any richanons pls help this poorfag too
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>>668442218
How about you suck some dicks for the money? you faggot
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https://steamcommunity.com/id/nyctangel

poor femanon beggin for AOE III is on sale on steam atm. :^)

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safe from faggots s/fur, she is guarding the thread.
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>>668443012
>girl with a cock
ceck

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If you could fuck one pornstar whenever you feel like, for one whole year, but you can fuck her and only her during that time, which one would be?

Pornstar, cam whores doesn't count
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>>668443494
If we're going that route I'm claiming Kylie
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>>668443034
Foxy Di all the way
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Candy charms

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YLYL
banana friendly edition
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>>668443845
Haha, it's perfectly fine, deer are nice!
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> i'am bored
give me a good movie to watch.
pic related, shit i like.
> inb4 op is a fag and has bad taste
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The Martian. Just came out. It was awesome, also had comedic relief along side the generally depressing premise. Check it out.
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>>668443413
Mr Brooks.
Nothing like Interstellar, but you'll like it
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>>668443788
not a stream but just search for it on torrentz .eu

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ylyl thread
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>>668440419
most likely "what a fag"
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>>668439816
kekd
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>>668443238
kekd

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  ▲
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Newfags get in here
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>>668432924

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>>668443751
>too easy
>cant triforce
tfw
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Would you ever consider betraying your race and shaming your family by marrying and impregnating a non-white girl?
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>>668439312
Spotted the colorblind racist. Watch as it knowingly unacknowledges the difference between races. Of all the heads of the Racism Hydra, this is by far the ugliest.
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>>668443236
dickhead
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How the fuck is this even a question lmao.
Your parents would be proud you actually got a gf let alone marry one.

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Get in here lads.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/btards
Queue some music and chill with us.
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Most fucked up thread fags
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>>668443563
The fuck? Whats the story here?
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>>668443825
Deep Web?
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>>668443277
thats not recked
its win

Tomorrow I'll fuck my gf's ass any tip/question?
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>>668443653
dude, if you did it before why you want any advices
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>>668443836
Cause It's not like I do it every fucking day, just did 2 times and maybe there are things I don't know
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How are you going to hide the body afterwords?


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